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Girls cut strap on my ski backpack.... help me with revenge

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So my old backpack fell apart like a week ago so i've been having to use my DAKINE heli pro backpack until i can find a replacement.

A couple of girls cut the shoulder strap with a pair of scissors when i was away from it in photography class today

So instead of getting mad i'm getting even

I go to a public school and the teacher for this class will not get angry no matter what I do but i need some ideas to get them back.

Its a big room and we sit in the corner away form the teachers desk. Its a big table. ANY IDEAS APPRECIATED AND CONSIDERED.

Nov 9 2009 5:55PM
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mynilla
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no do it to her dads car then she has to deal with him not you!
Nov 9 2009 9:56PM
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P.opsicle
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Cunt Punt.....
Nov 9 2009 10:01PM
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cct_222
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if they leave one of their phones on the table, snag it and change all the important people in her contacts numbers to 911, or change them to your own number and fuck with them.

also cut all of their purse straps, eye for an eye

Nov 9 2009 10:05PM
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Jballz
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wait for a day when their hair is in pony tails, and cut the pony tails off. or steal something small from them every day
Nov 9 2009 10:13PM
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P.opsicle
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Solid advice right there.
Nov 9 2009 10:17PM
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twin-tip-hero
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just do a bunch of little pranks to them to piss em off.  one you could do is jizz on their car handle, steel shit from them and hide it on them, mess up the numbers in their phones, or you could go to the extreme and plant drungs or kill em.

but really thats fuckin low, i hate when people fuck with my shit.  i have to work hard for all my shitm momy and dady dont hand me everything i want, so if i want it i have tyo go out and work.  the first time i ever hit my brpotehr in the face as hard as i could was last winter when ge fucked with my skis.  i was walking out of the the ski shop from getting my bindings put on my new skis, and my brother takes em and throws them on the ground and there was a huge fuckin gash in the bottom of the skis.  so i walked up to him all calmly and punched him as hard as i could.  he never touched my skis again.

Nov 9 2009 10:26PM
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I know what you mean. Gotta buy my own shit too and what i do spend money on i like to last.
Nov 9 2009 10:31PM
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TZA.
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my bad THEIR , SORRY

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Nov 9 2009 10:36PM
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This would be a great idea except i'm in south dakota. Theres no mountains out here just some big hills lol. Not too many avalanches (actually none at all)
Nov 9 2009 11:01PM
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Where-am-I
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hahaha... that way they wouldn't be able to find your backpack and cut it again
Nov 9 2009 11:04PM
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Bean_Slc
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If either of them have a car, jack it up, take the front two tires off, back two off, or the right front and left back, really any combo of two tires that you can take off. Then leave them next to her car, and put a plastic bag with the wrong sized lugnuts on top of the tires. Then just leave a note that says "good luck fuckers"

OR you could send them on a lengthy scavenger hunt for their lugnuts, or even for their tires.
Nov 9 2009 11:18PM
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cobra_commander
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an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Nov 10 2009 1:17AM
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Thats true but how is it fair?
Nov 10 2009 7:03PM
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Where-am-I
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hahaha that would be awesome but he has to do it during class
Nov 10 2009 7:07PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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grind up some fish and shove it down the vents in there cars, all the vents and really deep in, it stinks forevor
Nov 10 2009 7:08PM
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eljusto.
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Make them blow you while your taking a dump, a blumpkin.
Nov 10 2009 7:22PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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every time they talk say:

bitch cut my backpack in a soft voice.



Nov 10 2009 7:24PM
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DBAKE
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pee in there butt.

not to much to it, just peeing.

Nov 10 2009 7:29PM
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C.Wood
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bake them some desert and put exslax(sp)? in it so they have non stop shits
and send your bag in for warrenty dakine has life time so it should be good i would think

so the girl has embarassing moments and you get a replacement bag
Nov 10 2009 7:35PM
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cobra_commander
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just because it is fair does not mean it solves the problem.

I am surprised no one thought about asking her to replace it.
Nov 10 2009 7:54PM
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ski_ENDUB
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or you could get a one of the little tools that unscrew the valve cap and let all the air out of every tire, then they have to get a tow. It's a plus because you don't neccisarily cause any real damage to their car but definitely fucks their day up. or pay a bum $5 to shit on the hood of their car when they can see.
Nov 10 2009 8:03PM
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TotallyTrevor
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kill their parents and make them eat them
Nov 10 2009 8:36PM
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ask them to replace it, if they say no spill fix on their clothing and/or bags
Nov 10 2009 8:43PM
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7-11_Slurpee
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Slap the bitch in the face, take her Gucci bag and her North Face.
Nov 10 2009 8:47PM
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Already stated i'm just going to sew the strap back together. These girls think they can walk all over everyone and do whatever the hell they want. Thats the reason getting even is a necesity
Nov 11 2009 9:40AM
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musick13
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Eye for an Eye...



So cut out their eyes,I share the sediment that no one sould "FUCK with other peoples stuff"
Nov 11 2009 10:21AM
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i'm a geologist, i know my shit!
Nov 11 2009 11:29AM
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soulskier
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can you say teenage pregnancy?
Nov 11 2009 12:28PM
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Nov 11 2009 12:38PM
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Malcolm
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cut their hair. then do the sharpie thing
Nov 11 2009 12:39PM
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BC.
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kid back in high school wanted to fuck with me so to get him back i got a shit ton of super glue, stole the fucks backpack for a day, and super glued EVERY PAGE OF EVERY TEXTBOOK together. hit him where it hurts his wallet and GPA.
Nov 11 2009 12:59PM
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GORlLLA
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Epic thread
Nov 11 2009 1:10PM
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flexpattern
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fucking murk em!
Nov 11 2009 1:17PM
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*saevioVITA*
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smack the bitch in the face, take her gucci bag and her north face. or bust in her E.Y.E
Nov 11 2009 9:32PM
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Could i get into any trouble with mods for putting their number on here?
Nov 14 2009 3:07PM
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Cincher
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I doubt it, there was this thread about a kid that ran over this guy's skis and he sued the kid. People were so pissed that someone managed to acquire his number and posted it. If the girl can't trace it back to ns i see no problem.
Nov 14 2009 5:13PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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yes
Nov 14 2009 5:20PM
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*TURBONERD*
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pm it to people. that way its private. pm me first
Nov 14 2009 5:31PM
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Cincher
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Really? I wasn't sure. It kinda was iffy.
Nov 14 2009 5:32PM
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fountain.
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god if someone did that too me it would never end. i would start off by getting her number and posting that shit everywhere, including here, and i would definately take a razor to her hair like they did on jackass

Nov 14 2009 5:33PM
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El_Barto.
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dont do it. its been done on here so many times and it always backfires on the op
Nov 14 2009 5:34PM
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Owl
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chapstick drawings on their car windows. impossible to get off unless with a scraper
Nov 14 2009 5:39PM
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apcaipse
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No one has mentioned this yet. During class, steal her phone, change contacts and shit. If she has internet you get bonus points. Change facebook password and start fucking with it, set the SMS updates to your phone number text it things like "I'M A HUGE SLUT. LET'S BANG" and do this randomly. But if you do the statuses, don't change contacts or change password. Make it very discreet. Also, *67 her randomly, and ask her questions, and tell her you're wacthing her. You could also cut small pieces of hair off every day. Just little amounts. Till you got like 4 inches and she's totally fucked. Or, if you have a camera phone get an upskirt shot and print it out then post it everywhere in the school. Sorry that your backpack got fucked with.
Nov 14 2009 6:09PM
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blackoutbill
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Haha best idea in the thread
Nov 14 2009 6:18PM
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Cincher
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Follow one of newton's laws: with every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Cut her hair or purse. I'd cut her hair because it would last for 3-4 weeks and everyone else would find it funny. When you finally do it, tell us what you chose and how it went.
Nov 14 2009 6:49PM
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you may need this i'll pass you mine
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Nov 14 2009 8:33PM
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paulgenovese
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1.kill their parents
2.chop into chilli
3.feed them chili
4.???????????
5.profit
Nov 14 2009 9:15PM
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Nov 14 2009 9:19PM
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pmw
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