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Girls cut strap on my ski backpack.... help me with revenge

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So my old backpack fell apart like a week ago so i've been having to use my DAKINE heli pro backpack until i can find a replacement.

A couple of girls cut the shoulder strap with a pair of scissors when i was away from it in photography class today

So instead of getting mad i'm getting even

I go to a public school and the teacher for this class will not get angry no matter what I do but i need some ideas to get them back.

Its a big room and we sit in the corner away form the teachers desk. Its a big table. ANY IDEAS APPRECIATED AND CONSIDERED.

Nov 9 2009 5:55PM
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popNfresh44
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use the scissors they cut your bag with to stab the shit out of them.

but actually you should sneak up and cut huge chunks of hair off of them, or use an electric razor if you can.
Nov 9 2009 7:36PM
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brody
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if you got their cell # post em on craigslist under casual encounters as transexuals looking for some PLAY or searching trannies...
Nov 9 2009 7:37PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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definatley sharpie up their clothes or snip part f their bag remember girls things cost more then guys things they buy like 350$ stupid big purses

then masterbate into your hand and throw it on them
Nov 9 2009 7:38PM
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fivefootthree
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what fuckers  i have a heli pro and i love that pack
hope you teach these bitches a lesson... dont fuck with peoples shit

id say cut the bottom of there purses out  cant hold anything even with the straps
Nov 9 2009 7:45PM
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jamodeo
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thats a good one girls are crazy about those things i suggest this
Nov 9 2009 7:46PM
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canterbury
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nobody's mentioned feces yet. you should shit in their purses
Nov 9 2009 7:47PM
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daytripper67
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dont fuck with her car. thats even more petty and immature than fucking with your backpack. honestly just spill something terrible on them and be done with it. and you can pretend spilling something is an accident
Nov 9 2009 7:53PM
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nickyp
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Listen to Dead Wrong - Biggie Smalls.


Plenty of ideas in there
Nov 9 2009 7:56PM
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*TURBONERD*
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post it up! spam those bitches ns!
Nov 9 2009 7:57PM
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DrZoidberg
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Fixer+cuts on your fingers=extreme stinging. Never had it in my eyes though. I say go with the shirt cutting, including the bra. Since you're in photo class, have a camera or two ready.
Nov 9 2009 8:04PM
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gnarshrelpt
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1. cut both straps off there backpacks
2. nugget the backpacks
3. get zipties
4. ziptie the nuggeted backpack with the ziptie on the inside
5.kick her in the twat
Nov 9 2009 8:04PM
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geezy_steezer
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1. find scissors, cut bra straps
2. wait till she bends to tie her shoe..cock slap the shit outta her
3. use cut bag straps to strangle her
4. piss in bottle, spill on her hair

pick one and execute
Nov 9 2009 8:08PM
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kickel
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winner, simple yet effective
Nov 9 2009 8:10PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Wow, that is a golden way to say that.
Nov 9 2009 8:11PM
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[Dawn
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Nov 9 2009 8:11PM
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Panchuk
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Poo in cup.
Pretend to trip.
Throw cup in face.
Nov 9 2009 8:12PM
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frosted_flakes
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finger them with icy hot
Nov 9 2009 8:14PM
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factory81
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Hmmmm

Evil:

Find aids patient, poke aids patient with needle. Find a way to poke the girl with the dirty needle. Watch her die slowly.

Something to get it even - I am sure she carries around a nice expensive something or other purse. Find some wretched smelling stuff. I am talking like stuff that has potency of pure shit smell you can't imagine. The exact opposite of an air fresher. Then find a way to spray or whatever it is inside of the sleeve of her coat. Why the sleeve.

Or just take some like really retarded paint that you can't remove from expensive purses and just fuckin douse it all over the inside and outside of the purse while no one is looking.

The whole point here is your pack costs like $100+

If she carries a laptop, crack her laptop screen.

I guess the best question to ask here is.......what can you destroy? What things do you have access to that we could destroy?
Nov 9 2009 8:18PM
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TheStamos
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Simple, Super Glue to seats. All about timing.
Nov 9 2009 8:20PM
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*simba*
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1. Sugar in their gas tanks.
2. Bananas in their mufflers. (If you know what I mean.) ;)
3. Set their cars on fire.
4. Cut their brake lines.
5. While they're not paying attention, cut chunks out of their hair.
Nov 9 2009 8:23PM
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doublexl
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then deny it hahahaa icing on the cake
Nov 9 2009 8:28PM
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CKpolicy
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1. shit in cup
2. dump cup in purse
3. profit
Nov 9 2009 8:29PM
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dwhite
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smash their windshield with a bat
Nov 9 2009 8:33PM
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factory81
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Oh yeah I forget vehicles......

Yeah sugar in gas tank is obvious and shit once they get in, and insurance is liable to even cover most of what seems like a terrible thing to happen to a car. But that is triad and true revenge. Although that is taking an entire vehicle out of commission.

There are various things you can do to paint jobs of vehicles with acids and other things......many....many things. Those aren't expensive to fix, and you could do just a few spots on a few panels to make the car fucked all over. Once again insurance might get to flip the bill.

Slashing tires is a good idea and new tires cost like $400 or so depending on what you are working with and there is a good chance the family / she would not want to make an insurance claim against something for such a small amount, especially when the deductible would be like $250-500.

Heres an idea I never thought of.....find a super abrasive stuff.......Like broken glass or metal shavings or something.......this is a PURE GUESS, but I bet if you put those on her windshield wiper on a rainy day, when she hit the wipers you could hope for it to fuck the windshield up.


Plant drugs on her. Like some crack, give her enough for a felony charge. She'll never forget that, and you would ruin her life.


Although you shouldn't really do much here, honestly everything I've said is illegal, and liable to end up with multiple misdemeanors and felonies. Most of these things could be traced right back to you unless you are a pro at not being around when her shit gets fucked up (and she doesn't connect the dots.....or go on newschoolers.com)

You yourself could wind up wishin you would have taken your dakine to a sewing shop and had them stitch it up like a pro for $20.

Or even just sending it to Dakine and trying to explain your situation (as unlikely as the circumstances  sound).

I would take the high road here, the low one will only up the ante, and ask for trouble with most likely the police. And they are no fun to have hatin on you.

The only way to get even is to not get caught, and right now especially anything that "oddly fucks up on her" she will think of you. But say...3 months...7 months down the road. She will never suspect anything...yeah it would take a while to get your satisfaction. But now is the wrong time to make any serious illegal moves.

/ DA LOWYA
Nov 9 2009 8:35PM
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daringharry8
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My idea....
Nov 9 2009 8:37PM
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sstricky
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HACK FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
Nov 9 2009 8:42PM
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butteredpretzel
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its a long process but its entirely worth it:
1. Become Friends with her
2. Become more then friends with her
3. Take her out
4. Fuck her
5. never call her
Nov 9 2009 8:42PM
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daringharry8
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I like the OPs icon.

And good luck hacking the facebook account
Nov 9 2009 8:44PM
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PBRasap
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Seriously, they stain clothes. Accidentally "Spill" some on them.
Nov 9 2009 8:44PM
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t-roy
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a. i think the best thing to do is not something obvious that could get you in trouble which would be a lose lose situation. You could spend a little time photoshopping some of their facebook pictures and spread them around, or just start ridiculous rumors.

b. If they drink/party you could try to get them in trouble with the cops.

c. Give out their cell phone numbers to guys on www.omegle.com

d. all of the above
Nov 9 2009 8:46PM
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daringharry8
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GENIUS
Nov 9 2009 8:48PM
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jason...
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Take their anal virginity, and don't be gentle.
Nov 9 2009 8:49PM
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yojimbo
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plant drugs on em then anonymously tip off your local law enforcement offices. they'll get royally fucked and have no idea. either that or find out where they live and when nobody is home break in and just absolutley trash they're bedrooms. destroy every material object. cut up all they're clothes and shit, smash they're mirrors and computers if they have them. cut up they're linens and mattresses etc etc.
Nov 9 2009 8:51PM
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gnarles.
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draw dicks on there shirts with a sharpie or nug there back packs
Nov 9 2009 8:56PM
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rockjumper
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like i said before you need to give one of them the ANGRY PIRATE!!!!!!!!!


1. blow a load in a cup


2, walk by her, throw it in her eye





3. when she stands up in disbelief........YOU KICK HER IN THE SHIN!!!!!!!!


ANGRY PIRATE!!!!!!!
Nov 9 2009 9:01PM
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pmw
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i hope your beyond kidding. If not, what the fuck is wrong with people?
Nov 9 2009 9:03PM
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ax_murderer
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i want to know what prompted their cutting
Nov 9 2009 9:08PM
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The weird thing is i don't really talk to them except when they ask questions. People are just stupid.
Nov 9 2009 9:15PM
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afrocentric
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Well first I was going to suggest something to do with the photo chemicals, maybe not to the extent of blinding them but spilling some on their stuff.

the idea of cutting the purse strap would obviously drive them insane.

I like the idea of ecstasy in the BC, but it would be even more devious to replace with something that did nothing, and they had no idea.... Do that. replace it with like.... anti-histamines or something, they are around the same size, just need to get a pack thats like 21 or something i think.
Nov 9 2009 9:17PM
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TZA.
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steal there virginity
Nov 9 2009 9:22PM
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kthnxbai.
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lawlz that'll get em good.
Nov 9 2009 9:27PM
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yojimbo
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hahahha. obviously i'm beyond kidding that would be such intesne revenge. seriously i would probably just ask the bitches to buy me a new backpack .
Nov 9 2009 9:43PM
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t-roy
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teach them what grammar is.

i still support giving their cell number to people on www.omegle.com
Nov 9 2009 9:43PM
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thats what i'm thinking. Or just posting it on here eventualy. But of course i can't stop there. People being inconsiderete piss my off royaly so make no mistake in thinking that i will be at least even with these 2
Nov 9 2009 9:46PM
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pomme-de-terre
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seriously, i would get them to pay for the pack, thats straight bullshit that they would do something like that, i hate it when people do really dick things.

i think posting a picture of them and their number on 4chan would be great, or just a picture of some other hot girl. when you post it say something like "looking for someone to talk to dirty to!! call me up!" and then they would get about a billion calls from creepy ass guys wanting to talk dirty with them. it wouldnt cause them any real harm or embarrassment, but it would be as annoying as fuck.


or take all four wheels off their car, get friends to help you do it so you can do it fast, and then hide the wheels somewhere with an intricate set of clues as to where they are.  prop the car up on blocks/jacks and just leave it, it will cause them a huge headache, but it wont totally ruin their lives. \
Nov 9 2009 9:48PM
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wait, are they even hot?

my idea is shit in their backpack, that'll show em. make a nice mixture of piss and diaehera (or after mexican night) and toss it all over their binders and homework assignments. have fun handing that shit in girl (pun intended)
Nov 9 2009 9:49PM
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t-roy
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set up a fake death scenario where you were caught in an avalance skiing but your backpack strap failed causing your avalance beacon to be lost in the snow and you get buried alive. have your friends spread the rumor and make sure those girls hear it. And miss a day of school.
Nov 9 2009 9:53PM
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dunkaroos
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I second this
Nov 9 2009 9:54PM
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They're not bad but i'm a senior in high school and they're sophmores. DAMN SEATING CHARTS!

Nov 9 2009 9:54PM
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Panchuk
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haha
i'm all for this one
Nov 9 2009 9:55PM
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