Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Girls cut strap on my ski backpack.... help me with revenge

profile picture
remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026

So my old backpack fell apart like a week ago so i've been having to use my DAKINE heli pro backpack until i can find a replacement.

A couple of girls cut the shoulder strap with a pair of scissors when i was away from it in photography class today

So instead of getting mad i'm getting even

I go to a public school and the teacher for this class will not get angry no matter what I do but i need some ideas to get them back.

Its a big room and we sit in the corner away form the teachers desk. Its a big table. ANY IDEAS APPRECIATED AND CONSIDERED.

Nov 9 2009 5:55PM
0 0
profile picture
McLeod
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 1,582
swift kicks to their respective baby-makers would square things up a little more, but still that is fucked up. tell them they need to pay you back or youll take the issue to an administrator. i dont know if your like me, but i have to work pretty hard to buy gear etc. and any malicious destruction of my gear would really get to me.
Nov 9 2009 5:58PM
0 0
profile picture
stokedelic
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 3,989

haha. wait till they have a shirt they love. or whatever. then lunge with sharpies all class. and i mean till whatever it is is black.

Nov 9 2009 5:58PM
0 0
profile picture
hawaiiansteeze
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 3,226
damn son they cut your heli pack up.  Id be PISSED.  those arnt cheap at all,  why did they do that anyway.  id say make them hoes pay you back
Nov 9 2009 6:00PM
0 0
profile picture
Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Eat their dog.
Nov 9 2009 6:01PM
0 0
profile picture
remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
I'm not on good terms with administration. Ours are kinda douche bags and blow things out of purportion. The kick sounds good. I like the sharpie idea too
Nov 9 2009 6:01PM
0 0
profile picture
rockjumper
Posts: 496 - Karma: 13
steps for revenge:

1. get them drunk

2. fuck them

3. film it

4. send it to 3 people

it will spread like a bad case of herpes

if you give them a load to the face it will make revenge so much sweeter.

Nov 9 2009 6:02PM
0 0
profile picture
statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
put extacy in their birth control
Nov 9 2009 6:03PM
0 0
profile picture
remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026

Yeah picked it up on tramdock for like 50 bucks. I can stitch it back together and tape it but at this point its more getting even than anything.

Nov 9 2009 6:04PM
0 0
profile picture
Six.0.Tree-ski
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 67
agree to a 3 or 4some.
Nov 9 2009 6:04PM
0 0
profile picture
prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
get them pregnant, win win situation
Nov 9 2009 6:05PM
0 0
profile picture
horner
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 1,578
Blind them with photo chemicals.
Nov 9 2009 6:06PM
0 0
profile picture
rockjumper
Posts: 496 - Karma: 13
no thats risky. how about sugar pills. like placebos. that would be planned parenthood PWND.
Nov 9 2009 6:07PM
0 0
profile picture
vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
I would be fucking pissed with someone did that. No lie, i would tell them to pay up. Those backpacks are expensive, even if you picked it up for 50 bucks. But now i guess you can get it stitched by some pro so that there wll be no way that it can come off with use.

I say that you cut everything up that they own. Shoelaces, straps, binders, whatever. Oh, and something that really pissed me off when someone did was that they pulled out all the sheets in my binder without opening the clips.  Do that.
Nov 9 2009 6:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
Fuck up their cars. slash the tires, ham the hood, shaving cream penises galore. I'd be breaking their windows too if that happened to me. I can't stand petty things like that and I lose my shit. Last time I caught someone trying to take my bike off the rack outside the dorm I hit them with it until he was down and stole his wallet. threw it on the roof. People should not FUCK with other people's things.
Nov 9 2009 6:10PM
0 0
profile picture
Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Why would someone stealing a bike have a wallet?
Nov 9 2009 6:12PM
0 0
profile picture
tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
pee in their butts
Nov 9 2009 6:18PM
0 0
profile picture
user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Give them the Humps.
Nov 9 2009 6:19PM
0 0
profile picture
asdfdsa
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 13
cut purse straps
Nov 9 2009 6:21PM
0 0
profile picture
p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
this i like. tape it and distribute in the aforementioned manner to 3 people
Nov 9 2009 6:21PM
0 0
profile picture
AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
ahahahahhahahahhaha i lol'd. +k
Nov 9 2009 6:22PM
0 0
profile picture
AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
what i surprise. i went to give you 10/10 and it was already there
Nov 9 2009 6:22PM
0 0
profile picture
tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
make one of them fall in love with you over the course of the next couple years...day by day building her trust, eventually get married and get her pregnant, also take out a huge mortgage on a home and car neither of you could afford (but you'll tell her you're a surgeon or something) and make a her get a tattoo of your face on her back...then the day is supposed to give birth leave her and promptly leave the country forcing her to be hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt...all while raising a child

bitch'll get owned
Nov 9 2009 6:25PM
0 0
profile picture
remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026

I was actually thinking about the bologna stamp.

Take a peice of bologna cut it in the shape of a penis soak it in 7up then slap on car. It peels off the paint if its left on for more than 30 minutes.

Nov 9 2009 6:31PM
0 0
profile picture
LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
short term: vandalize their shit back/get them to pay you back

long term: gain their trust, fuck them, film it, send to everyone

i personally think the second is very much worth your time
Nov 9 2009 6:33PM
0 0
profile picture
remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026

#2

Nov 9 2009 6:46PM
0 0
profile picture
rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
HAHAHAHA
Nov 9 2009 6:47PM
0 0
profile picture
bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
yes i like that second idea
Nov 9 2009 6:49PM
0 0
profile picture
Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
Cut their shirts in the back, vertically from collar to shirt tail including bra strap. This should get the point across while embarrassing the hell out of them. But I'd be prepared for some school discipline.
Nov 9 2009 6:51PM
0 0
profile picture
Motes
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 90
ahaha
Nov 9 2009 6:51PM
0 0
profile picture
superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
put a crackpipe in their bag and call the cops
Nov 9 2009 6:52PM
0 0
profile picture
theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
first you be nice and get them to replace the backpack.  after they have been ignorant enough to think you won't get revenge you publicly embarrass each one of them on separate occasions, and yes, peeing in their butt is required.
Nov 9 2009 6:52PM
0 0
profile picture
Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
You know the saying about there not being such thing as a stupid question, YOU just proved that false.

Arabian: lolerskated when I read your post

I'd make them buy you a new pack.  I hate people that fuck with other peoples stuff, If it happened to me I'd either make em buy me a new pack (at full price haha fuckers) or destroy their property worth 10x the value of the backpack, maybe wait a bit so it's not suspicious.

What the fuck is wrong with people these days?  Who thinks it's ok/funny/a good joke to just use scisors to cut and ruin a $60+ pack?  It's no different than smashing out somebodies tail lights or mirrors.  And smashing shit as at least fun, cutting a backpack is fuckin lame.
Nov 9 2009 6:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
I was being sarcastic.
Nov 9 2009 6:57PM
0 0
profile picture
MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
that's hilarious! does it actually work?
Nov 9 2009 6:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
my sarcasm meter is in the shop
Nov 9 2009 6:58PM
0 0
profile picture
Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Let me know when you get that fixed.
Nov 9 2009 6:59PM
0 0
profile picture
remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
Yeah it does. Pulled it on some other kid one time and he drove around with a giant dick on his hood for like 2 weeks.
Nov 9 2009 6:59PM
0 0
profile picture
ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
get blood contaminated with AIDS, inject said blood into girls, you WIN
Nov 9 2009 7:02PM
0 0
profile picture
what-a-fail
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
what about child support? then its only a win lose situation
I agree with the film them drunkenly having sex
Nov 9 2009 7:07PM
0 0
profile picture
Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
uhhh sonn
Nov 9 2009 7:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37

one of my old threads:

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/479626/

great ideas in there,  jizz on her tampon, switch around all her numbers in her phone...

Nov 9 2009 7:08PM
0 0
profile picture
special_k10101
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 72
Turtle their backbacks and staple them shut. Then throw all their papers into some developer
Nov 9 2009 7:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
I e-fixed it with the wrench in yo avatar, thanks homes.
Nov 9 2009 7:09PM
0 0
profile picture
dakesteeze
Posts: 214 - Karma: 137

I'd slay them, with a lawnmower.

Nov 9 2009 7:10PM
0 0
profile picture
JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934

spread a really bogus rumour about them. if theres one thing a 16 year old girl values the most its her reputation among her peers and ruining it will make them really squirm. no mercy.

give 4chan or us her phone number if you can get it?

Nov 9 2009 7:27PM
0 0
profile picture
KJL.
Posts: 307 - Karma: 11
Well if you're really mad you could find a slutty picture of them and post it on 4chan with all of their information and their lives will be ruined hahaha.
Nov 9 2009 7:30PM
0 0
profile picture
remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026

I could get it. That seems like a good idea

Nov 9 2009 7:30PM
0 0
profile picture
Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Anytime bro.
Nov 9 2009 7:30PM
0 0
profile picture
eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,072
Obviously raw dog and seed it up, then deny it.
Nov 9 2009 7:34PM
0 0
profile picture
saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
hahaha!!! do this ALL OVER her car. jst make sure it's HERS. not like, hers dads that shes borrowing for the day.
Nov 9 2009 7:34PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)