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404404
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THe first one was great



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Mar 18 2004 8:54AM
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jumpman
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Gotta love anyone who makes fun of Japanimation. Also, the dogs pissing and shitting on Butters was great.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Mar 18 2004 9:05AM
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NoTeefa
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i guess our parents really don't care about violence if there's sex to bitch about...

fukn classic


Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
dinomytE'
Mar 18 2004 9:12AM
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theBOSS.
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It was hilarious, when he walked up on stage I was laughing so hard
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cBf
Mar 18 2004 10:56AM
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Concord
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KENNY IS BACK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

Mar 18 2004 10:57AM
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Billups07
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new episode = golden....one of the funniest ones in a while


If you ever catch on fire, don't look in the mirror, cause I bet that would really throw you into a panic!
Mar 18 2004 11:02AM
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beer.
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....protect my balls!
http://www.geocities.com/jayendres99
Mar 18 2004 12:56PM
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SmoKinSkier
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I loved last nite where they glued the dog hair to butters and took him to the vet that was genious!!!




To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
Mar 18 2004 1:12PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
^It's great when he goes into the hospital and no one realizes that it is a kid with dog hair glued to him.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Mar 18 2004 2:26PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
'Too bad for this Poor Fella, I'm only a people doctor.'



'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

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Mar 18 2004 4:04PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
Kenny was back last sesion



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Mar 18 2004 6:29PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
hehe... gotta love Butters.


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
Mar 18 2004 7:04PM
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What_A_Wookie
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awesome....my powers... is to have all the other powers
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'If the ones we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.'
-Closing lines of The Crow-
Mar 18 2004 7:47PM
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CTD
Posts: 6301 - Karma: 349
com on, throw it away. the jew blood in you cant let you throw something away that you spent 15.99 on. come on, prove mel gibson wrong!






Lets go skiing
Mar 18 2004 8:25PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 1,231
^ that part was classic cartmen





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Mar 18 2004 8:28PM
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hoodratz47
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'just try to fight the jew inside you just try' prove mel gibson wrong.' -cartman
'lets give him a happy does of murder'

it has been annouced that lemmiwinks will be comming back.



sand skiing, its like sand boarding but not as gay
Mar 18 2004 9:13PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
mr.garrison-how could you do that eric cartman that was disgusting(something like that)
cartman-i told you...it was a wardrobe malfunction
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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 18 2004 9:18PM
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skiierman
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hehe, classic justin timberlake.


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
Mar 19 2004 7:58AM
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HeliGuide
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The best part was when they cut to Butters just standing there with the star stuck in his eye, I was laughing so hard.
Mar 19 2004 7:16PM
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jarossamdb7
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HEY HEY LETS GO PROTECT MY BALLS, LETS FIGHTING LOVE


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Boycott Ipod!
Mar 19 2004 8:12PM
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ztragnoB
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Wait wait, let me do it with my power to see into the future better then Kyle.
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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
Mar 19 2004 8:48PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
'i cant wait to see his sweet tears of jelousy'



sand skiing, its like sand boarding but not as gay
Mar 20 2004 12:06AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Last episode here was where they built the Ladder to Heaven,haha that was the best episode ever.
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Mar 20 2004 9:07AM
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mattster
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dont forget to bring a towel

live by those words
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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
Mar 20 2004 1:09PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
'maybe we cant see heavin because one of us is a J-O-O'


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
Mar 20 2004 3:57PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
the one where cartmen hand has sex with ben aflac was kinda far



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Mar 20 2004 4:19PM
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dave1080
Posts: 264 - Karma: 8
no butters we are a very select fighting force sent to protect the world from evil and you cant play with us




I didnt go to college and check me out im kick ass

forget it donny you're out of your element

Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them
Mar 20 2004 6:19PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
Its all Mel Gibsons fault.
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Junction 133
Rural Uproar Teaser
'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'
-Alpentalik
Apr 1 2004 5:22PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 1,231
mel gibson was crazy that was wicked funny





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 1 2004 5:23PM
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ShmagmaSkiier420
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funniest part was the end, when mel gibson sharts all over cartman dressed up like hitler
Apr 1 2004 5:42PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
they allmost crossed a line there, it was funney when they siad that thing aobut basketballs with tray parker and matt stone started in.






'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken

Reporting for Duty with a Spork in one hand and a Porno in the other
Apr 1 2004 5:46PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
that was almost a bit too much, especially the raving lunatic they made mel out to be. but funny nonetheless



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Apr 1 2004 5:58PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
Cartman at the Special Olympics = Genius

I couldn't stop laughing.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Apr 2 2004 10:29AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
HAHA LEMMIWINKS!!

Lemmiwinks,Lemmiwinks,you must survive and find a way out of the gay man's ass. Ohh,Lemmiwinks!' the Gerbil King ....ahahah
'I am Catata-fish,I have riddle foo yuu'

Most random episode ever.
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Apr 2 2004 11:49AM
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hoodratz47
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if you guys are really hardcore go to southparkstudios.com or for scrips of hte shows. go to www.spscriptorium.com/ScriptGuideIndex.htm
hers the song form 801.

Sung
Subarashii chinchin mono
Kintama no kame aru
Sore no oto sarubobo
Iie! Ninja ga imasu
Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!

Kono uta chotto baka
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mechakucha
Daijobu! We do it all the time!

Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
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English Translation
I have a wonderful penis
And testicle hair. ª
That's the sound of a sarubobo. º
No! It's the ninjas!
Hey hey let's go fight!
The important thing is to protect my balls!
I'm bad, so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!

This song is a little stupid
It's hard to make sense of
Its English is messed up
That's OK! We do it all the time!

Hey hey let's go fight!
The important thing is to protect my balls



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'this one time i was at a hotel, and there were two guys haveing butt sex in the room next to me, and that was they gayest thing i have ever heard until what you just said right now'
Apr 2 2004 2:00PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
hahahahahahahahahaha.



'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

.:NSS
Apr 2 2004 2:29PM
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strode
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jimmy beating the shit out of his girlfriend was one of the worst/funniest things i've ever seen. i also laughed my ass off when timmy tried to explain everything to counselor mackey

Timmy: ''Timmay..er...timmay, timmay timmay, nerr, jimmay!!! Timmay tim-may!''
Counselor Mackey: ''mmkay, yes you're timmy''




-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 2 2004 3:10PM
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sconniestyle
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hey, i missed the last episode of last season and the first two of this season. if anyone has them, message me, because i need to see them. they are the only ones i haven't seen, and i feel like less of a man for it.



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Apr 2 2004 3:16PM
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dave1080
Posts: 264 - Karma: 8
hey i have all 3 new south park episodes in mpeg if anyone needs them.



I didnt go to college and check me out im kick ass

forget it donny you're out of your element

Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them

You can Der-a-lick my balls
Apr 2 2004 3:18PM
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lj5
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haha ya th especial olympic episode was golden! cartman was so fucking hilarious in it.
Apr 2 2004 3:20PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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god damn mongolians. You knocked down my shitty wall. Not new but still hilarious.


Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Apr 2 2004 4:04PM
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dave1080
Posts: 264 - Karma: 8
maaaam, would you mind coming with me to sign up for the special olypics so i can beat all the handicapped kids and win a thousand dollars?



I didnt go to college and check me out im kick ass

forget it donny you're out of your element

Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them

You can Der-a-lick my balls
Apr 2 2004 6:23PM
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