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So ladies. What's the trick???
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So...I go to the bar a lot and am just too shy to brng home the girls I want. What is the trick to finding a respectable girl. I'm a good looking guy. I'm 6'2' with blonde hair and blue eyes with an athletic(skinny pretty much) build. But, I am shy and kind of wait for girls to come to me. I've noticed lately that my strategy does not fully work. So I need a female standpoint on how to maximize my ladykiler action. I'm not looking to just take home a slut. I want a relationship that I can build upon. Any input is appreciated.
So I'm sure little fuckshit, fag ass motherfuckers will reply with some great encouragement.
Fire away.
Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.
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Damn I'm drunk. I just read what i posted and said'Damn I'm drunk'. Anyway. It's 2:47 A.M.
Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.
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bro, guys can offer advice on this one too. you huck and you jib right? you ski shit and throw tricks that to any sane person would make you appear to be attempting suicide. sometimes your scared, fuck sometimes you know you're going to eat shit, but you lay it down and take the hits because you know thats what its going to take master the trick. once you get them you almost always wax em whenever you want. well, if you aren't seeing what i'm getting at by now then you are a moron and should probably just resort to prostitution or mail order brides. look, you just have to do it: approach the girl you want. go in knowing that you may very well eat shit, fuck you might even get laughed at or even a 'who do you think i am, why would i ever talk to you.' but you'll do it cause you know that its gonna be a little bit before you can huck your game and bring home the goods. just relax and pay your debt to young manhood. take your hits and sooner or later you'll have a bombshell in your bed...
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Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
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If you want to build a relationship its probably better to build it on friendship and trust than sex. If everything works out the sex will come later and then you'll have the whole package!
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^I agree...if you're looking for a meaningful relationship you might not want to dwell on bringing a girl home from the bar
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yup. what they said.
''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''
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^^^That's a good way of putting, relating it back to skiing and all.
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meaningful relationships are teh suck. you're young. slut it up.
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'Slut it up'....I love it.
better to burn out...
...then fade away
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yes tinkerbell put it down. im not sure you just want to pick up some girl at the bar and start a relationship off the bat, but if youve had your eyes on her maybe you could just start to become freinds. hence, you said you wanted a 'respectful' girl or something? well uh just make sure that your a respectful guy first..us laydees are fragile and we dont like it when guys are pushy..
just some words of advice..you dont have to take any of it.
'the' pistol chick
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'you get what you pay for...' if you go to a bar, chances are you're not going to find a girl looking for a long term relationship. although, i dont know where you'd go to find a girl that is...
~welcome to squawllywood~
pimp that shit
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dude you can definately find a good girl at a bar. girls don't just go to bars to get nailed, a lot of times they go to have fun, or even to meet guys. its been a while since i was in high school, but one thing still seems to remain, good things can come from a drunken hook up - you get way more comfortable with a girl when you're both wasted then you do on a sterile awkward ass first date. spit your game.
the white n word
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jackson sucks, tell your friends.
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pull out your dick and if its huge, theyll crowd around
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^^^tru-life, and if you puit sparkles on it...god-damn, thats what gets'em
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*sigh*... no wonder my ex didnt have any other previous girlfriends..
'the' pistol chick
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ya damn right thats what gets em,
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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look for the slutiest girl in the bar, then booze her up. All that meaningfull relationship stuff is bullshit.
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although, i have to say long-term relationships are highly over-rated
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pimp that shit
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slip it in the dirty O that spices up the relationship
I'm Pro-Choice on Everything, Vote Libertarian! BITCH
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you should try going to church and joining some group there, church girls are very underrated. They love to have sex but are usually pretty faithful to their man. Plus your mom would be thrilled you guys met at church instead of Hot Bods night club or something.
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^thas the most rediculous (spell?) thing ive ever heard...meh who gives, just have fun
'the' pistol chick
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if you're going to a gar to fine women try to pace yourself with your drinking. Your game goes downhill after you start drinking too much.
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athletic is NOT skinny.
I like my women, like i like my coffee. Grinded up and put in the freezer.
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you sounds like a nice enough guy as it is, you arent going to get anywhere sitting around and being quiet, go up to a pretty non slutty looking girl and say hey, if shes respectable she'll talk to you for a while, it doesnt have to end in boning her..... but i'd agree with other girls you dont have to go to a bar, meet chicks at the mountain!
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wow...^ exactly well said.. but its easier said than done
'the' pistol chick
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Just ask the girl if you can pee in her butt.
.....Wait, nevermind I tried that once and I got shot down like a DC10. Maybe go to a health club, there's a few hotties that go to the baleys that I go to. Ususally though, I've never heard of any good relationships coming from a guy who has picked up a bar fly.
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^ hahaha if that doest work then you have no hope.
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Go to outdoor events,like if there's a festival,a fireworks presentation or if you're desperate,go to Germany in October for the Oktoberfest,biggest beer festival in the world. You might get some meaningful love from a german heavyweighter.
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i am too young to order from bars; too bad so sad
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^^like your icon
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I like it too.
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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
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Bars ain't the best place to be looking for a girlfriend, sure it's hard to find another situation where there's that many girls gaggin for it at one place, but that's not what you want, right? If you do go down this route, don't get completely wasted, liquid courage only works in small doses, don't go after the bar-star hi-pro girls, and like said before, just start a friendly chat, if she's interested she'll stick around and talk. AND DON'T INVITE HER HOME, try coffee or something else similar.
If you're worried about getting shot down, just use the retort, 'I only wanted to stick it up your ass anyways...' :)
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a gym is the best place to pick up women, because a lot of them are damn fine, and like being on top.
I like my women, like i like my coffee. Grinded up and put in the freezer.
'10$ for the bible?! How much for the koran?'-karl
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i would strongly recommend against picking up a girl from the bar (unless you really do want the slutty type) - although this is not entirely true. i would suggest treating her with respect - asking her what she's like to do, pulling out her chair, opening doors for her, etc. (but don't go overboard). Also ask her questions - don't just talk about yourself, even if she's the one asking. Make sure to find out about her interests too.
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xdgchj
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dude there are no girls in CB, there are plenty of sluts down here in gunny at club timbers. Basicly that's the only place to go. Ski towns suck for chicks. You want my girlfriend? She's nice and all and loves me, but I think she loves me too much. And she's kind of a bitch sometimes too. I know I'm not making good points here for the sale but I can't lie to a customer.
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know what sucks........when your gf calls you at 4 am because she cant sleep and then proceeds to tell you what she bought at the mall today and what shes buying tomorrow......
handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis
I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)
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ha, calls you, try living with her.
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you'll surely find a girl. it's not that important if you meet her at a bar or somewhere else but you just have to keep on trying. if she tells you to fuck off dont bother about and try again
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what was said about the church girls, its a true story.
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Show me a pic phrosty...or come up to CB and let me check her out in person. I'll decide then.
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church girls are the shit, plus lots are slutty
don't let that innocent shit fool ya
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you gotta stop being a pussy no girl wants to approch a guy start talking and being the life of the bar
Thats what she said
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ha your getting more guy advice than girl advice
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we shall call him gmlr
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how many guys giving advice are single? thats my question.
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Me: So you like the big powder hits?
Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
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franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'
hello boys
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im not
Thats what she said
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i dont know whether you could call what i'm sayin advice eh.
we shall call him gmlr
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yaman dont try and get a girl at the bar lol try finding a girl who skis ...think about it if she skis you can do shit together
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