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Jerry is DEAD, phish SUCKS, get a JOB

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An10a_Eng
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best bumper sticker ive seen in a while and its true
Nov 7 2009 2:33PM
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bananas
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you get a job

Nov 7 2009 2:37PM
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An10a_Eng
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already have one, thanks
Nov 7 2009 2:39PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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well, i like it
Nov 7 2009 2:49PM
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An10a_Eng
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ha there not bad. i saw it in boulder of all places too
Nov 7 2009 4:11PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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The best ones I ever saw was

Guns don't kill people, I DO! US Marines

US Marines, travel agency to Allah.


Nov 7 2009 4:13PM
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spruitm
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wooooooooooooooooo
Nov 7 2009 4:15PM
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Billek2
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I work 8 hours a week in work-study.  $116 every 2 weeks is just enough to cover my eating/drinking/smoking habits!
Nov 7 2009 4:23PM
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vincepru
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lmao, my buddy has the second one. everytime i pull up behind him i bust up.
Nov 7 2009 4:31PM
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vincentlee223
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Nov 7 2009 5:34PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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I'd definitely think the person driving is a douche if they have those bumper stickers.
Nov 7 2009 5:38PM
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cmeriptahoe
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1) Learn how to spell/use the correct forms of words.

2) Doing work study for 8 hours a week doesn't constitute work. Work study is free money. Most people would define "working" as at least part-time and eight hours doesn't even come close to that.

3) People like what they like. It's an opinion. No one cares if you don't like them.
Nov 7 2009 5:45PM
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skodeo7
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Welcome to 10 years ago.
Nov 7 2009 5:46PM
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Billek2
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1.  Please point out the errors in my post.

2.  I wasn't making a claim about work-study being actual work.  In fact, I was pointing out the fact that I have to do little to finance my habits.

3.  What?

4.  Balls, you should suck them.
Nov 7 2009 6:44PM
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mophead
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"nice hummer. sorry about your penis."
and the thread creator doesn't know anything cause phish rules
Nov 7 2009 7:03PM
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killabees
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jerrys not dead phish is awesome and no i will not get a job jerk
Nov 7 2009 7:08PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I was in South Carolina, and the guy driving looked like he had no teeth, and was a Vietnam veteran. The back of his car also had a slew of other racist bumper stickers on it, if he couldn't see out his back window I wouldn't have been surprised.
Nov 7 2009 7:23PM
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Jamestown
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A kid at my school has one that says: "Give war a chance."
Nov 7 2009 7:25PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Come to think of it, a kid at my school (I'm in NJ) has confederate flag license plate holders.
Nov 7 2009 7:27PM
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zylstra
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haha
Nov 7 2009 8:58PM
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PattyFow
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you dont know shit, phish is the fucking bomb.
have you ever been to a phish concert? thats a musical experience that is hard to beat (unless you are one of the Lil Wayne types, then it probably wont work).
and i have a job, which oddly enough allowed me to see phish for four days this summer.
i dont like this bumper sticker, it sounds like someones dad.
Nov 7 2009 9:15PM
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M+M
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this bumper sticker is very true
Nov 7 2009 9:35PM
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uni-corn
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Adam, I love your threads.
Nov 7 2009 9:57PM
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hank_hill
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BP will not be happy with this thread title
Nov 7 2009 9:59PM
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Click_Here
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Nov 8 2009 6:41PM
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An10a_Eng
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Victor, I love your nuts.
Nov 8 2009 7:41PM
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uni-corn
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Homo implied.
Nov 8 2009 7:51PM
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fappy
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hahahaha that's awesome!
just kidding

-rep, fucking bitch
Nov 8 2009 7:53PM
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MN_Nice
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The best bumper sticker I've ever seen said "If you're not a hemorrhoid then get off my ass." I laughed really hard
Nov 8 2009 7:57PM
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Blurst
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there are like six farm kids at my school who all wear confederate wristbands, drive big trucks with the confederate stickers plastered all over the back. Disgusts me personnally
Nov 8 2009 8:13PM
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Peter.
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they are SO core man, i mean you can't get much more core than civil war
Nov 8 2009 8:18PM
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AlexGaynor
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Retaliation,

pretty sure we have a winner
Nov 8 2009 8:22PM
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MN_Nice
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Me too. I asked one of them why they like that flag and he replied "I like it because I hunt." That was a funny day.
Nov 8 2009 8:26PM
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CJHski
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As much as I disagree with this statement, I still laughed.

May 2 2010 3:19PM
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Gnarshred
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"No One Cares that you Tele"

Those are great. From Almart.

May 2 2010 3:22PM
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Dainsey
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im pretty sure this guy works for nasa

soooooooooo..........
May 2 2010 3:23PM
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yellav
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denial
May 2 2010 3:29PM
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yojimbo
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jerry is dead. and phish does suck. so does moe. or any other jam band trash. my cousin used to be an avid skiier and would come up to the mountain and shred with me every weekend for good times. now he just sits around at his shitty apartament in lowell drinking beers and smoking weed and talking to his dirty hippy freinds about how awesome jerry is while someone attempts to play acoustic guitar. fuck that shit man.
May 2 2010 3:29PM
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BMskier
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you shall now observe the date.
May 2 2010 3:33PM
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Gnarshred
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Yeah man, this is a big complaint I have with most Jam band listeners.

I Love jam bands (more electronic like STS9 and EOTO)
But I still ski ~50 days a season and I'm a full time engineering student.

I totally see where you are coming from though. Lots of them get lost in the scene and never come back.
May 2 2010 3:37PM
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p_n
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i want the bumper sticker that says "im only speeding because i really have to poop!" hah
May 2 2010 3:43PM
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hoodratz47
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only good thing that phish ever did was break up so oysterhead could be formed!

i have a sticker on my bike that says"FUCK YOUR FIXED GEAR" and it has a little middle finger!

and the other one says." if huffy made airplains would you fly in them?"

May 2 2010 3:44PM
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CJHski
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That is AWESOME!  I hate all the pretentious fixed gear riders!
May 2 2010 4:25PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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OP seems to fit someone from the Dave/O.A.R. scene. I feel sorry for you.
May 2 2010 4:54PM
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An10a_Eng
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OAR is good music. dave sucks. as for the scene i am a part of i would say it is the scientific/research scene. good guess though. better like next time. have a nice life kid
May 2 2010 5:10PM
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General_Ripper
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i agree with OP most hippies suck
May 2 2010 5:20PM
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THATS_STREET
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grateful dead is a great band. any other band that trys to sound like them/ jam bands in general suck.

funny sticker. although people who put stickers like that on their car are lame as fuck.
May 2 2010 5:26PM
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theabortionator
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Not true at all. All better musicians than the shit bands you listen to. A huge influence on music, and society. And some really nice/cool people.

You're a little bit retarded my friend.
May 2 2010 5:38PM
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Gnarshred
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FURTHUR??
May 2 2010 5:40PM
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An10a_Eng
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ha. what what are the shit bands i listen to? and as for the retardation issue, well, im seeing a doctor for that
May 2 2010 5:43PM
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