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Weirdest sexual relation (inspired)

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GnarBurger
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After reading the "poo=shit" thread i have been inspired to inquire: what do you think the weirdest sexual relation to view? Ha there's just so many i feel like it would be funny,

parents?
sister?
mom and "that gas station guy everybody knows?"?

etc.
Nov 7 2009 12:00AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
I cant see barack and michelle getting it on, prolly cause michelle is a man
Nov 7 2009 12:04AM
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frosted_flakes
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 1,256
unicorn and santa
Nov 7 2009 12:05AM
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crazy_karl
Posts: 774 - Karma: 5,042
dolphin and whale
Nov 7 2009 12:28AM
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.Jibber20
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brother ali and octopus, hands down
Nov 7 2009 12:32AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!
Nov 7 2009 12:33AM
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yojimbo
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angry obese mustached redneck-wife & a mexican donkey-miser
Nov 7 2009 12:34AM
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Peter.
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simon dumont and any girl
Nov 7 2009 12:37AM
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inactive
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i heard dumonts like a ken doll
Nov 7 2009 12:42AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
looking for barbie?
Nov 7 2009 12:57AM
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SDrvpr
Posts: 851 - Karma: 649
me and your mom
Nov 7 2009 2:27AM
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BikeMlatt69
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 60
red neck and his dog
Nov 7 2009 2:32AM
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Nicholas.
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today my brother put a video of a woman pushing an entire octopus out of her vagina and onto the floor.

he did this in high definition on a 50 inch tv. it was terrible. i watched the whole thing.
Nov 7 2009 2:33AM
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BikeMlatt69
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 60
your brother is messed up
Nov 7 2009 2:37AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
t-wall and henrik....haha
Nov 7 2009 2:41AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
THIS! Especially if Rasputin got in on the action.
Nov 7 2009 3:33AM
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shragler
Posts: 572 - Karma: 32
that is fuckin sweet! post that shit!
Nov 7 2009 3:35AM
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pmw
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AND FUCK YOU WHALE!
Nov 7 2009 3:36AM
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skeedle
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that couldn't be any worse than having to watch a woman give birth in sex ed class.

at least octopus' aren't solid like babies. they can fit into teeny tiny spaces....although the concept of that is terrible.
Nov 7 2009 3:41AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Swap.avi
Nov 7 2009 3:48AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I jerk it to this.
Nov 7 2009 3:54AM
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Elijah.
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Ahahah what the fuck..
Nov 7 2009 3:59AM
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Mr.Panda
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You do a search and I THINK you could find one of people funneling mini eels into a girls asshole and then her... well, yyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh.

Then there is pain olympics....
Nov 7 2009 4:18AM
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nickyp
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I can imagine it tbh. I often do, in fact...
Nov 7 2009 4:55AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Oh good lord.
Nov 7 2009 5:14AM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
Oprah Winfrey and any white skinny man
Nov 7 2009 6:09AM
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RUN410
Posts: 69 - Karma: 20
Tyler Durden and Michael Jordan
Nov 7 2009 6:28AM
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dubaiski
Posts: 961 - Karma: 37
yoda and godzilla
Nov 7 2009 7:30AM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
rowen and assorted fast food
Nov 7 2009 8:19AM
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,657
no there is nothing where his crotch should be

also, he wears lots of tommy hilfiger
Nov 7 2009 8:56AM
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twin-tip-hero
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link?

Nov 7 2009 8:57AM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
no you see whale and dolphin were just framed, the real culprits are...
Nov 7 2009 9:18AM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52

Tod Walnuts and Stillakilla

Nov 7 2009 9:21AM
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1337
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Clown. 4 year old
Nov 7 2009 9:47AM
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*TURBONERD*
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i almost screamed when i saw that...
but i think daringharry and rowen would take the cake
Nov 7 2009 10:01AM
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jamodeo
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WME ans darringharry
Nov 7 2009 10:24AM
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PAuL_Hellar
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just think mr hands and thats pretyy fucked up
Nov 7 2009 10:37AM
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An10a_Eng
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pm me if you want a video of me and unicorn getting it on
Nov 7 2009 12:23PM
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Swaggermager
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Jesus and Hitler
Nov 7 2009 12:28PM
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rockjumper
Posts: 496 - Karma: 13
bahahahahahahahah!!




i think Ozzy skull fucking Sharon Osborn would be quite a sight.



that fat bitch from dog the bounty hunter.......


seeing her fuck anything would make me want to spoon my eyes out with a spork.

she is the definition of a sea turtle 
Nov 7 2009 12:40PM
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dylansiggers
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NS and TGR
Nov 7 2009 12:42PM
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T-Holt
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Nov 7 2009 12:45PM
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Nicholas.
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haha anyone who wants to see it just look for it on xnxx, thats where he found it.
Nov 7 2009 12:53PM
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SKIU4EA
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any random hot chick  and Optimus Prime
Nov 7 2009 1:27PM
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dergblerp
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eheath + asian_allen
Nov 7 2009 2:35PM
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superpoluha
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i chuckled
Nov 7 2009 2:35PM
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Dick_Buttkiss
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Nov 7 2009 2:44PM
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popNfresh44
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god and the virgin mary
Nov 7 2009 3:22PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Grandma and Grandpa?
Nov 7 2009 3:25PM
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[~_~]
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Darwin making out with Satan.
Nov 7 2009 4:56PM
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philthyphil
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this just made my day.
Nov 7 2009 5:41PM
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