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LETS TELL A STORY

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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265

each person who posts in this thread needs to add one word to the story, i shall start.

Once upon a time.....

Nov 6 2009 11:08AM
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Hack.The.Pow.
Posts: 1294 - Karma: 25
i peed in her butt.....
Nov 6 2009 11:12AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
[threadjack] This thread is now about making a story.  Start with 'once upon a time...' and continue from there by adding a few words. [/threadjack]
Nov 6 2009 11:15AM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265

thank you,

Once upon a time...

Nov 6 2009 11:16AM
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nickyp
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Nov 6 2009 11:20AM
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Brenone
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there was a dog that got drunk and found a gun
Nov 6 2009 11:27AM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265
so he used his tall t to pick it up so he would get fingerprints on it
Nov 6 2009 11:29AM
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CoolioDude
Posts: 907 - Karma: 57
he then got on a plane...
Nov 6 2009 11:31AM
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Mailbox
Posts: 109 - Karma: 10
the end. =)
Nov 6 2009 11:38AM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
just kidding...
Nov 6 2009 11:39AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,243
FUCK YOU SIR

he got on a plane, and flew to japan...
Nov 6 2009 11:40AM
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babaganoush
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
and learned the ways of the samurai
Nov 6 2009 11:41AM
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lilwhiz165
Posts: 502 - Karma: 47
and met jackie chan
Nov 6 2009 11:49AM
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quixotic
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[period]

After he met Mr. Chan...
Nov 6 2009 11:51AM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
but jackie chan had become a washed up hollywood drunk and they both developed a terrible cocaine addiction and were living on the streets.
Nov 6 2009 11:51AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
and he found a SEARCHBAR!!

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/368942/ 


Nov 6 2009 12:16PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
he must have had a broke ass computer- or was completely retarded
Nov 6 2009 12:27PM
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
he went to take a shit, and heard jackei chan fucking his mother
Nov 6 2009 12:29PM
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jack+
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he went to take a shit, and heard jackei chan fucking his mother
Nov 6 2009 12:30PM
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Brock.
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then his anklz sesploded
Nov 6 2009 12:30PM
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Brenone
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who was screaming "bang me like a hammer"
Nov 6 2009 12:31PM
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yojimbo
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when he heard her skull implode from being banged with a hammer.
Nov 6 2009 12:32PM
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Atypical
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So he took a shit on her chest.
Nov 6 2009 12:45PM
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washbaugh
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then she became very uncomfortable, so she
Nov 6 2009 12:57PM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265
dove out the window into the hotel swimming pole naked with poop on her chest and landed oh some fat dude whose boner impaled her and she died
Nov 6 2009 1:02PM
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J.Braun
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the doctor was inface a necrophiliac so he fucked her after
Nov 6 2009 1:19PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
and he went on a fucking spree
Nov 6 2009 1:23PM
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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 1,566

(comma) and didnt stop till he fucked everyone in the village.

Nov 6 2009 1:32PM
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gnarles.
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then his dick snapped of becuase he had fucked so much and then became a women
Nov 6 2009 1:34PM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265
so he went to the nearest streat corner to make some money...
Nov 6 2009 2:20PM
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1337
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and fucked every man in the city
Nov 6 2009 2:37PM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265
then had enough money to get a new penis and proceded to celebrate by fucking every girl in the city
Nov 6 2009 2:39PM
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steezemunkey
Posts: 99 - Karma: 16
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Nov 6 2009 2:42PM
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q_sketch
Posts: 291 - Karma: 15
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DOUBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBINATION BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Nov 6 2009 2:46PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
after all the fucking he had soo many used condoms he didnt want his mom to find so he
Nov 6 2009 3:03PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
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ate them. then got herpes on the mouth.
Nov 6 2009 3:09PM
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BootySpunk.
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its a repost

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/368942/
Nov 6 2009 3:12PM
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UNREAL
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shut the fuck up
Nov 6 2009 3:14PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
then he was hungry so he ate some swedish fish and dipped some chewing tobacco
Nov 6 2009 3:14PM
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[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
but he was thirsty, so he decided to drink milk, and then his faunt got bigger.
Nov 6 2009 4:26PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
but the dog then realized that dirtyharry was ranting on his post, so he decided to go to the NSG forums
Nov 6 2009 5:00PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
and then someone posted a legit thread, causing oh so daring harry to ruin it
Nov 6 2009 5:02PM
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[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
but then the man realized, that darring harry actually had a nice ass, so he buttfucked the life out of him.
Nov 6 2009 5:54PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
and then you all lost THE GAME !
Nov 6 2009 6:00PM
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cofreeskier
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no no no start over
Nov 6 2009 6:02PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
because you lost THE GAME
Nov 6 2009 6:03PM
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daringharry7
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then he was taking a poo and his mom got scared, She said you're movin with your auntie and uncle in bel air I whistled for a cab and when i came near, the license plate said fresh, and had dice in the mirror, If anything i could say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah, forget it - yo, home to bel-air! I pulled up to the house at bout seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell ya later I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air!

Nov 6 2009 6:07PM
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*steeze_is_good
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then asked, how do you get from chads gap from the bottom of alta? I hear there is a guy with broken ankles I could fuck
Nov 6 2009 6:07PM
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NUTSECKS
Posts: 52 - Karma: 10

and then HE FUCKED HIIS AUNTIES HOT ASS BRAINS OUT AND THEY DIED.

AW FUCK ME

Nov 6 2009 6:10PM
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