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syrup.
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So the other night I really had to take a dump, and it was probably around one am. So I went to my bathroom, which is right beside my parents. I'm in the middle of my shit when I hear my mom moaning and the bed squeaking and hitting the wall. It was awful, I had to sit there smelling my own shit and hearing my dad absolutely plow my mom. I was so distraught.
Nov 6 2009 12:32AM
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trettzilla
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haha wow that sucks. thisis going to be an epic thread
Dec 16 2010 11:20PM
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daskis
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Hahaha that's terrible. I'm terribly sorry you had such an unfortunate experience.
Dec 16 2010 11:26PM
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tripnip
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funny shit
Dec 16 2010 11:40PM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
I remember this day in my life... Jesus, no wonder I'm so fucked.
Dec 16 2010 11:43PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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this thread makes me hard...
Dec 16 2010 11:45PM
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binturong-qwerty
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I am now part of this historical thread.

Dec 16 2010 11:50PM
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E.C.
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hahahahahaaha lifes a bitch aint it.

Dec 17 2010 12:00AM
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Peach.
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So many lawls. SO MANY LAWLS!!!
Dec 17 2010 12:04AM
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snowdon
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dude........gross. I hope they've been paying for your therapy since The Incident.
Dec 17 2010 1:25AM
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p-fo
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next time that happens just bang on the wall and tell them to keep it down
Dec 17 2010 1:34AM
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klayer_9
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that will teach for taking a 1am dump.
Dec 17 2010 3:08AM
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dave44
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wow. that is nasty
Dec 17 2010 3:12AM
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Phatt
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haha well played
Dec 17 2010 7:15AM
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theabortionator
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Dec 17 2010 8:02AM
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