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syrup.

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So the other night I really had to take a dump, and it was probably around one am. So I went to my bathroom, which is right beside my parents. I'm in the middle of my shit when I hear my mom moaning and the bed squeaking and hitting the wall. It was awful, I had to sit there smelling my own shit and hearing my dad absolutely plow my mom. I was so distraught.

Nov 6 2009 12:32AM

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superpoluha

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Insane

i like threads that make me laugh alot

Nov 8 2009 2:11PM

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Pinguu

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Insane

I also want to know

Nov 8 2009 2:19PM

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spliff.Life

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Crazy Fool

hahahahahaha

Nov 8 2009 2:19PM

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Stallis-good

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Pro

that's how you were made.

Nov 8 2009 2:23PM

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Ian.Ham

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Insane

that would straight suck

Nov 8 2009 2:28PM

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Ryan*

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I'm marking my presence in the first five pages of this potentially epic thread.

Nov 8 2009 2:31PM

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factory81

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Nothing in this thread is memorable unless we have pictures.

You need to at the very least next time try and capture the audio of the event so we can hear how wild the romping got.

Nov 8 2009 2:31PM

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lineC88

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Ridiculous

Nov 8 2009 2:32PM

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beezey

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When I was little i was looking for lotion in my mom's bathroom instead, i found like 5 things of lube and a huge vibrator. Since then my parents have carelessly left their lube in their room on tables and shit. Pretty fucking gross because my mom and i share the bathroom for hair and skin products. bleh so glad i moved out. But i used to hear them alot puke

Nov 8 2009 2:36PM

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Relish_man

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No Life

anyone watch that 70's show? there was an episode similar to this story.

Nov 8 2009 3:01PM

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ThunderousFilms

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sounds like a good time, you should probably try to not dream about this incident

Nov 9 2009 12:09AM

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Big5hifty

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was thinking the same thing ^
classic thread
i feel like congratulating you and feeling sorry for you at the same time

Nov 9 2009 7:57AM

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H8CH

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I bet your dad was in an awesome mood the next morning - you should of pre-empted that and asked for something massive.... you'd of been money.

Either that, or use the opportunity to own up to something or deliver some bad news..... every cloud etc... :-)

Nov 9 2009 9:21AM

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BrewskiJunior

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Lame

this.^

Nov 9 2009 12:18PM

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Steezius_Maximus

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Insane

same here i was sleeping in my room and I woke up coz i couldn't sleep so I listened to music on my ipod and then the battery ran out so I went downstairs to charge it and thats when I heard it

Nov 9 2009 12:25PM

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Sufferboy

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maybe you will have a new brother or sister in 9 months

Nov 9 2009 12:28PM

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Moosen

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ha...

oh god can you say awkward. did you start moaning when you were dropping the kids off at the pool?

Nov 9 2009 12:32PM

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GORlLLA

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This thread is already halfway to being epic

Nov 9 2009 1:22PM

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omIV

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yarg the mental picture there is just too much to handle, an entire family moaning at the same time

Nov 9 2009 2:03PM

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Petey.

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More like WIN cest am i right?

Nov 9 2009 2:12PM

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iRide1080s

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The post i quoted is definitely the best reply in this entire thread. I don't know if burtski was trying to say something full of puns or this was an accident but i lold.

To thread creator: I'm sorry.

To everyone else: This thread pretty much sucks just because almost all of the replies are"OMG SO EPIC!!!!" or "JUST GETTING IN NS History" or "CLASSIC THREAD" ....etc, so stupid...

Nov 9 2009 2:15PM

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omIV

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i have to agree with that a little bit...classic shit just happens...you can't 'be there' just by being there, you have to be a part of it

Nov 9 2009 2:26PM

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PeeDuBzz

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hahahahahahah holy shit (;
but at least its your parents and not some random dude if your parents were divorced... i would prob kill someone if that happened.... but fuck man disturbed for life never gonna be able to shit comfortably again without that thought ahhhh

gool luck dealing with that one

Nov 9 2009 3:22PM

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Crack.

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your dads a pornstar

Nov 9 2009 3:45PM

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syrup.

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It was awkward for me, apparently not for my mom. I told her and she just laughed.

Nov 12 2009 10:57PM

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B-runge

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you told her you heard them having sex?
i would definitely not have done that
haha

Nov 13 2009 12:05AM

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ManOnTheMoon

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Ridiculous

this thread is already 3/4ths of the way to failing

Nov 13 2009 12:14AM

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afrocentric

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hahahaha

Yessss. another step in the right direction for this thread.... did you use this opportunity of awkwardness to lighten the mood with a sex joke? perhaps one in the 5 pages of this thread?

Nov 13 2009 12:18AM

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smooticus

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Hey man, they prolly had to listen to you shit, that would piss me off if i was plowin your mom

Nov 13 2009 12:39AM

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HeartBeatFaster

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Ridiculous

Nov 13 2009 12:51AM

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T_tops

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Wannabe

I would have just walked in and demanded free shit

Nov 13 2009 6:29PM

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EvanA02

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alright so this happened to me without the shitting part. So i was up at 5 to go skiing and sure enough i walk next to there room and i hear the in mistakable sounds of them gettin' it on. So i took the longest shower of my life and then they were up making breakfast...

Nov 13 2009 9:22PM

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