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Poo = hearing sex

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syrup.
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So the other night I really had to take a dump, and it was probably around one am. So I went to my bathroom, which is right beside my parents. I'm in the middle of my shit when I hear my mom moaning and the bed squeaking and hitting the wall. It was awful, I had to sit there smelling my own shit and hearing my dad absolutely plow my mom. I was so distraught.
Nov 6 2009 12:32AM
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bout_it
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shit
(pun intended)
Nov 6 2009 9:33PM
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T_tops
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Agreed. get your digital camera. snap a quick pic while she's changing . and post that shit on ns for everyone to see.
Nov 6 2009 9:36PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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hhaahaha, I lold. I think I'm gonna sig that.
Nov 6 2009 9:42PM
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chapz
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hahahhaha man that sucks. ive only encountered my rents doing it ONCE in my life, and i was too young to understand. it only hit me a couple years after...
Nov 6 2009 10:26PM
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AgentOrange11
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it sounds as if it has happened more than once
Nov 6 2009 10:45PM
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sirskizalot
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Oh boy, that must've been the most terrible shit of your life
Nov 6 2009 10:55PM
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dmc12380
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im pretty sure you didnt read what i wrote
Nov 6 2009 11:03PM
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dbchili
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THIS CANNOT BE REAL
however if is, then you have my sympathies








Also by the way, you totally should have snuck in there, tagged your dad out, and tried the teleporter
Nov 6 2009 11:29PM
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Pinguu
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you should buy your new sibling some skis
Nov 6 2009 11:41PM
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DBAKE
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I bet your dad was like this...

Nov 6 2009 11:52PM
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GnarBurger
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yessss im inspired
Nov 6 2009 11:57PM
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LMPJibbin
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thats pretty fucked up not gonna lie
Nov 7 2009 12:17AM
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Chompo.
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claiming spot in history
Nov 7 2009 12:23AM
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Mr_Orange
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sucks to be you
Nov 7 2009 12:26AM
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Peter.
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now every time you poop you are gonna recall this moment
Nov 7 2009 12:42AM
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Pinguu
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This thread should turn into, "Most Awful Thing You've Caught Your Parents Doing..."

GO!
Nov 7 2009 1:28AM
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BikeMlatt69
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it would be hard to get to sleep after that
Nov 7 2009 2:36AM
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syrup.
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I flushed so they'd hopefully quiet down, needless to say it didn't work.
Nov 7 2009 3:26AM
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syrup.
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funny story my mom is also the sex ed teacher... And she's very open about her sexual life...
Nov 7 2009 3:29AM
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jambone
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wierd...
Nov 7 2009 3:33AM
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AgentOrange11
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wow man that is ever worse, i heard my parents doing it once, i didnt talk to them the next day. i couldnt even make eye contact with them
Nov 7 2009 9:22AM
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dirtylion27
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that suck. Thank God its never happened to me
Nov 7 2009 9:25AM
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AgentOrange11
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better knock on wood, just for saying that you are going to hear them going at it tonight
Nov 7 2009 9:28AM
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dirtylion27
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hahah i go to boarding school so i havent been home since august. and i live in the baasement. they are on the 2nd floor
Nov 7 2009 9:34AM
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AgentOrange11
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dawm you, you lucky bastard
Nov 7 2009 9:46AM
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amo
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good lord that is filthy
Nov 7 2009 1:00PM
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C-Weezy
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eww
Nov 7 2009 1:05PM
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*stew
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haha oh god
Nov 7 2009 1:13PM
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B-runge
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lololololo
Nov 7 2009 1:19PM
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marley-skis
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yucccckkkyyyy. sweet dreams! hahaha
Nov 7 2009 1:24PM
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Mr.Panda
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Oh, forgot to mention that anyone who has gone to the bathroom at night in my dorm has probably heard me and my gf going at it... my room is right across from the Coed bathroom.
Nov 7 2009 1:25PM
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splatters
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so dirty
Nov 7 2009 2:07PM
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yourthemannowdog
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beat me to it
Nov 7 2009 2:45PM
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kstanz
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lols
Nov 7 2009 2:47PM
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neutralzombie
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ahahahaha
Nov 7 2009 2:58PM
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Jwenz
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that is gold!
Nov 7 2009 3:06PM
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Beamer12
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I would have puked...cheeks
Nov 7 2009 3:10PM
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little_ey
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before i opened this thread I thought it was going to be something like, the sound of people taking serious shits sounds like people having sex.


your story is good though.
Nov 7 2009 3:30PM
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captaincrunch
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cool story, panda.
lulz
Nov 8 2009 2:25AM
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omIV
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Nov 8 2009 3:26AM
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Abc567def
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two different things were getting stretched in 2 rooms
Nov 8 2009 5:43AM
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shredables
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dude, its more real than i would like it to be.. how could i make up such a horrible thing?

Nov 8 2009 11:42AM
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D-Rex
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holy shit this is great..........shit
Nov 8 2009 11:48AM
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Swaggermager
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OH MY GOD. you didnt get anything as bad as mine a few years ago..... I walked in their room when i was eleven cause i havd a bad scary ass dream and my dad was mounting my mom getting ready to fuck the shit out of her. The car ride to and from the mall the next day were so awkward. oh and every now and then i hear my mom say OHOHOHOHOHOOH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

It was horrible

Nov 8 2009 11:50AM
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triebby
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3:18
Nov 8 2009 12:01PM
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Paulage
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u should have started moaning then making farting noises, i would think he would hear that and pull his d outt ur moms b
Nov 8 2009 12:03PM
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garrets
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how was it seeing them the next day and talking to them??
Nov 8 2009 12:10PM
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dubaiski
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my story is almost as bad. When i was 12 i was sleeping over at my mates house and in the middle of the night i had to go pee so i got up and tried to find the toilet. By mistake i walked into my friends parents room and his dad was just pounding his mom. The next morning was so aquard. I still havent told my friend.
Nov 8 2009 12:11PM
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jeremy.g
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pretty much a dare i say, "shitty" scenario
Nov 8 2009 12:17PM
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omIV
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Nov 8 2009 2:11PM
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