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Poo = hearing sex

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syrup.
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So the other night I really had to take a dump, and it was probably around one am. So I went to my bathroom, which is right beside my parents. I'm in the middle of my shit when I hear my mom moaning and the bed squeaking and hitting the wall. It was awful, I had to sit there smelling my own shit and hearing my dad absolutely plow my mom. I was so distraught.
Nov 6 2009 12:32AM
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treebeard
Posts: 3663 - Karma: 1,969
i didn't have anywhere else to post this picture, so...

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Nov 6 2009 2:08PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
once i had my ipod on really loud, but then there was a break in between songs, and my parents were talking very dirty. no where near as bad as that though
Nov 6 2009 2:16PM
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derbski
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dirty talk would be so much worse than the sex if you ask me
Nov 6 2009 2:22PM
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double_D
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thats cold dude....
Nov 6 2009 2:24PM
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garettnorthey
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Would have been some what Ironic if he was doing her in the ass.
Nov 6 2009 2:37PM
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T-Tall
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Ahahahah I can only imagine the look on his face when he first started to hear the noises lol
Nov 6 2009 2:46PM
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dwhite
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this sounds like a terrible, terrible nightmare
Nov 6 2009 2:54PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
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This will be a funny story to tell your baby brother or sister in about 9 months
Nov 6 2009 3:05PM
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skinakedfast
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haha thats so shity..... literally
Nov 6 2009 4:26PM
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aquinn
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Did your mom make you breakfast the next morning?

Nov 6 2009 4:31PM
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ManOnTheMoon
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It's worse when your parents room is next to yours...
Nov 6 2009 4:38PM
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mak
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haha

shit that would an odd situation

Nov 6 2009 4:38PM
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.newman.
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i have to be part of this ish
Nov 6 2009 4:43PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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this thread is:
15% funny
85% kids claiming its funny
Nov 6 2009 4:48PM
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blindside
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she don't remember SHIT, just the two hits!
Nov 6 2009 5:54PM
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daringharry7
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toasting in a epic bread
Nov 6 2009 5:59PM
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[Dawn
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skiierman strikes again!

this thread will be epic, and some day, in 2015, kids will look back.. and be like

HOLY BALLS. L0L POO=HEARING SECKS. THIS ISH IS HOTTER THEN TEH FONT GETING BIGG0R.
Nov 6 2009 5:59PM
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TastyCorn
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so.... you didn't fap?
Nov 6 2009 6:02PM
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Username_42069
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its not gonna become a classic if you guys are claiming it already, shit. and please, pic of the mom... NOOOOWWW
Nov 6 2009 6:03PM
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cofreeskier
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haha
Nov 6 2009 6:05PM
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jamodeo
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hah im so hapy my parents were angry when i was growing up and now divorced so i couldnt hear this shit
Nov 6 2009 6:16PM
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p.jones
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true, i just know its gonna be epic
Nov 6 2009 6:25PM
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Alex=God
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dont think itll be as epic as people think
Nov 6 2009 6:45PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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omg i cant believe like how immature you are!
Nov 6 2009 6:52PM
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musick13
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bhahahahaaaa!
Nov 6 2009 6:57PM
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crocpot
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i got news for you man, that wasnt your dad.. it was me plowing your mom
Nov 6 2009 6:57PM
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jamers
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hahhaa same
Nov 6 2009 7:00PM
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Da_Buddha
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you mean wincest right?
Nov 6 2009 7:03PM
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baethoven
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her hittin the floor, and me hittin the CLIT!

Nov 6 2009 7:16PM
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assface
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i wish i was on the 1st age

another great quote should come out of this.

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Nov 6 2009 7:26PM
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dunkaroos
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+vibes. sorry for your loss and thank you for an epic thread
Nov 6 2009 7:28PM
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TheButterHashira
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I had this exact thing happen to me a couple years ago. My bathroom was right beside my dad and stepmoms room. Such a terrible shit.
Nov 6 2009 7:29PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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yep found anal bead in my parents draws whilst looking for a shirt...
Nov 6 2009 7:32PM
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Chronic_
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i bet they were in the bedroom listening to you shit and thinking the same exact thing. then i bet they went and made a thread on TGR about it
Nov 6 2009 7:39PM
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TechnoPotamus
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ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Nov 6 2009 7:51PM
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p-fo
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LOL
Nov 6 2009 7:54PM
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*TURBONERD*
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as was I
Nov 6 2009 8:35PM
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ski-swagga
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i fucking hate when i hear my parents it just makes me want puke.
Nov 6 2009 8:40PM
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shredables
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dude just terrible, one time i was using my parents vid camera to do something stupid and as i flipped it on, there was a color film of my step dad plowing my mom. music.. screaming.. naked.. so akward. i call the film "5 seconds of astonishment that scarred me for life"
Nov 6 2009 8:49PM
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salomonskiier12
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i would never have to take a shit that badly...

when you hear that, you go back to sleep

Nov 6 2009 9:05PM
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BEARS.
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3 pages in one day?
Nov 6 2009 9:08PM
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Baskin.
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fun night
Nov 6 2009 9:11PM
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Dirty.Harry.
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and I
Nov 6 2009 9:12PM
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mr_shifty
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haha that'd be awkward
Nov 6 2009 9:17PM
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HamFaceGirl
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heheheheheh
Nov 6 2009 9:20PM
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DaveM
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hahaha wow thank you

Nov 6 2009 9:21PM
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debrickshaw
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hahahaha
thats fucking gross
Nov 6 2009 9:23PM
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207
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I read the thread title and thought it'd be stupid but clicked on it anyways since it has 4 pages.

and my response:

OH MY FUCK~!
Nov 6 2009 9:23PM
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ride-rider
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hahaha
Nov 6 2009 9:24PM
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T_tops
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I'm pretty sure its not incest when two unrelated people bone.
Nov 6 2009 9:27PM
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