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Poo = hearing sex

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syrup.
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So the other night I really had to take a dump, and it was probably around one am. So I went to my bathroom, which is right beside my parents. I'm in the middle of my shit when I hear my mom moaning and the bed squeaking and hitting the wall. It was awful, I had to sit there smelling my own shit and hearing my dad absolutely plow my mom. I was so distraught.
Nov 6 2009 12:32AM
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cool.
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i dont even know what to say besides...

my threads
Nov 6 2009 2:45AM
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0ptions
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Oh my that brought me back.
Nov 6 2009 2:56AM
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dubaiski
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same

Nov 6 2009 3:07AM
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Elijah.
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Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Trebek?
Nov 6 2009 3:07AM
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h_bar
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history in the making right hurrrrr
Nov 6 2009 3:09AM
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wintersway
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marking my spot

... almost like how a dog pees on a tree

... or how your dad pees in your moms butt
Nov 6 2009 3:43AM
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Stallis-good
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hahaha your dad fucked your mom
Nov 6 2009 4:23AM
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cbalkman
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Did you flush the toilet, or did you just quietly run away?
Nov 6 2009 4:25AM
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nickyp
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just lol
Nov 6 2009 4:42AM
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Static
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lol, why would you even say anything?

You know they've probably had sex in every room of the house, imagine how freaky shit gets when you're not home. Check the family computer's browser history for adultfriendfinder.com
Nov 6 2009 4:46AM
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zagfan5
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that would be the prime time to sneak out of you ever were going to.
Nov 6 2009 5:42AM
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YooperSteeze
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Claiming my place in history.
Nov 6 2009 5:59AM
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*simba*
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FML
Nov 6 2009 6:38AM
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hellomynameisjef
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lawl
Nov 6 2009 6:59AM
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cornholio
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I'm going to have to disagree and say poo is not equal to hearing sex.  About 90% of the time I hear sex (in porn, for an example) I get turned on.  When I poo, I only get turned on about 15% of the time.  For this reason poo and hearing sex are not equal.
Nov 6 2009 7:13AM
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JosephStalin
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this thread will be EPIC
Nov 6 2009 7:13AM
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Static
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haha, 15% gay
Nov 6 2009 7:28AM
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Moon_Park
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haha thats what i was going to ask
Nov 6 2009 7:29AM
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*steeze_is_good
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Thats how babies are made Jimmy :)
Nov 6 2009 7:50AM
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al_britskiier
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Well i was looking for a pair of socks that my dad stole off me in my parents room.  and found a dildo.   I cried.
Nov 6 2009 8:00AM
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sarahskis
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hey...at least they weren't talking about you. that could have gotten REALLY awkward.
Nov 6 2009 8:16AM
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1337
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...nuff said...
Nov 6 2009 8:18AM
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I_Am_Mod
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This story is NS worthy!

you Sir have earned yourself a ribbon !

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Nov 6 2009 8:48AM
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IceCreamer
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5+ pages
Nov 6 2009 8:57AM
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GayWolf420
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at least your dad can get some
Nov 6 2009 9:04AM
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bermbuster49
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AHA!!!HAHA

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Nov 6 2009 9:27AM
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sstricky
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dude?
Nov 6 2009 10:21AM
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AdolfShitler
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Nov 6 2009 10:26AM
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artfullydodged
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you definitely shouldve tried to take the most obnoxious shit possible
Nov 6 2009 10:51AM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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hahahah im so glad this has never happened to me
Nov 6 2009 10:53AM
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skiierman
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why do people say this? what youre going to be the ultimate badass when showing people you got first post in a 3 page thread? you are so cool that you claimed something classic before anyone else even posted in it! awesome brodawg!
Nov 6 2009 10:54AM
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spliff.Life
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that wasnt your dad in there with your mom.....
Nov 6 2009 10:57AM
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Atypical
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I'm so glad you decided to become active again.

(Insert joke about how that wasn't your dad but was in fact me here)

That's what she said.
Nov 6 2009 10:58AM
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H8CH
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Gold

Solid gold....  brightened up my day this thread...

Nov 6 2009 11:04AM
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pommes_vertes.
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Hah, that sucks.  I feel for you.   +vibes for a speedy recovery.
Nov 6 2009 11:08AM
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JRullo
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wait, i thought your dad was away on a buisness trip.....

Nov 6 2009 11:15AM
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WikiWiki
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haha owned- i couldnt poop- i would be to fucked up
Nov 6 2009 11:18AM
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PappaG
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Pics of mom needed to evaluate awesomeness of this thread.

TIA.
Nov 6 2009 11:23AM
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T-Holt
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Did they hear you in the bathroom?  That would have been hilarious.
Nov 6 2009 11:27AM
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skodeo7
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hahaha. Owned. This sounds almost too bad to be true though.
Nov 6 2009 11:34AM
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kingcomet32
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hahaha im suprised you could continue going to the bathroom having heard that
Nov 6 2009 11:35AM
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duckets.
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haaaaaa
Nov 6 2009 11:40AM
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Hogis
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"Did you hear something in the bathroom?"
Nov 6 2009 12:14PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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well that sounds like one shitty night, you probably had some crazy fucking dreams.

Nov 6 2009 12:17PM
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Sun_Ra
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Did you sneak in their room to see what was going on ?
Maybe they were doing something else....OR NOT
Nov 6 2009 12:21PM
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yojimbo
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you should have banged on the wall and had them come in so she could give you a blumpkin while getting plowed by your dad. you know a little family bonding never hurt.
Nov 6 2009 12:27PM
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derbski
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Dude, too far..... I have a boner in class now.
Nov 6 2009 12:29PM
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Davy.Crockett
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thats rough man
Nov 6 2009 2:01PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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How do you think you got here?  Parents like sex just as much as you.

i bet your mom was moist........

Nov 6 2009 2:04PM
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