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syrup.
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So the other night I really had to take a dump, and it was probably around one am. So I went to my bathroom, which is right beside my parents. I'm in the middle of my shit when I hear my mom moaning and the bed squeaking and hitting the wall. It was awful, I had to sit there smelling my own shit and hearing my dad absolutely plow my mom. I was so distraught.
Nov 6 2009 12:32AM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
you should have joined them, nothing like a lil incest
Nov 6 2009 12:33AM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Haha.
Nov 6 2009 12:34AM
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An10a_Eng
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her ass probably felt something similar to what your ass felt, only it went in and out and in and out and in and out...did you beat off?

Nov 6 2009 12:34AM
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[Adam]
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im sorry, but this is hilarious. NS has been very entertaining tonight.
Nov 6 2009 12:34AM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
Pics or it didn't happen.  (Of your shit and your dad in your mom)
Nov 6 2009 12:34AM
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Ben.
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did you at any point hear the words








"bang me like a hammer"?
Nov 6 2009 12:34AM
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wskibum176
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your pushing something out of your ass while your moms letting something in...
Nov 6 2009 12:35AM
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powderhound100
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haha. Some of these replies are hilarious.
Nov 6 2009 12:37AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
no, it was disturbing. I thought my fecal matter was going to retreat back into my bowels.
Nov 6 2009 12:37AM
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no_steeze
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same thing happened to me

went to go take a shit, heard my dad going to town on her, ran out of toilet paper, clogged the toilet, stubbed my toe while walking out of the bathroom, and knocked over a chair while running back to my bed

it was a terrible night
Nov 6 2009 12:38AM
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babujib
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i would like to be apart of this near future epic thread.
Nov 6 2009 12:38AM
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Pipe_Munky
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your best bet in the situation would have been to flush and just begin applauding.

can you say "awkward morning"?
Nov 6 2009 12:38AM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
See what he did here?


I'm also going to claim my place in history.
Nov 6 2009 12:38AM
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Turner.
Posts: 1987 - Karma: 11,892
goddamn that's disturbing.

there's nothing like smelling your own shit while your mom's getting plowed in the next room.
Nov 6 2009 12:38AM
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[~_~]
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I'm so glad my parents got divorced when I was young so I never had to hear this kind of shit.
Nov 6 2009 12:40AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Your mom probably had the feeling of something going in and out of her fecal matter chute.
Nov 6 2009 12:40AM
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prontocuts.com
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The only worse thing that can happen to you is when they tell you they are having a new brother on the way for you
Nov 6 2009 12:40AM
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SDrvpr
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same has happened to me :( i spent the rest of my night on ns
Nov 6 2009 12:41AM
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baethoven
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hahaha i can only imagine how fucked up that situation would be.
Nov 6 2009 12:42AM
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CarRamRod
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Nov 6 2009 12:43AM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
Wow, you win. At everything, I just lost it in the library, so many dirty looks.
Nov 6 2009 12:43AM
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vincepru
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im sorry if i kept you up all night, but your mom said you were out for the night.
Nov 6 2009 12:45AM
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dergblerp
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I hope you shat quietly.  you don't want to disturb their fucking man.  that's just rude.
Nov 6 2009 12:45AM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
hahahahaha oh wow, sorry dude shitty situation, pun intended lol
Nov 6 2009 12:45AM
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syrup.
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I told my mom about it and she just laughed. FML.
Nov 6 2009 12:46AM
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987321654hgfd
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That was probably pretty shitty. Pun intended.
Nov 6 2009 12:46AM
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0ptions
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Wow that musta been awkward?
Nov 6 2009 12:47AM
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Malcolm
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im wasnt hurting your mother
Nov 6 2009 12:48AM
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syrup.
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didn't even know how to react... Soooooo awful...
Nov 6 2009 12:49AM
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fupaface
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If i had heard that i would have been sitting petrified on the toilet unable to shit for hours.
Nov 6 2009 12:49AM
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captaincrunch
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i am inserting myself into this thread.
...like your dad.
...into your mum.
Nov 6 2009 12:53AM
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gnarrr
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baahahhahaha
Nov 6 2009 12:54AM
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treebeard
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ahahahahahahaha!
i would cry myself to sleep if that ever happened to me
Nov 6 2009 12:57AM
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syrup.
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oh I did alright. I cried my eyes out.
Nov 6 2009 12:59AM
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afrocentric
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Marking my spot on the first page of a future classic, like your dad marked your moms face.

Nov 6 2009 1:00AM
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treebeard
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i feel like we may be ruining the epicness of this thread by claiming posts...
Nov 6 2009 1:03AM
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popNfresh44
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that must have given you an even more upset stomach
Nov 6 2009 1:07AM
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rontonsoop
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sucks dude
Nov 6 2009 1:08AM
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saucybiscuits
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im not sure if ive ever woke up to shit..........
Nov 6 2009 1:13AM
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MACAQUE
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Agreed. STOP IT NAO!!!!!!!!
Nov 6 2009 1:14AM
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TSM
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did he pee in her butt?
Nov 6 2009 1:16AM
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baseballski03
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haha you probably did hear it, but just didn't know what it was yet. you know, that time you walked into their room and they were just "wrestling."

this thread is hilarious

Nov 6 2009 1:22AM
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hokkanee
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Nov 6 2009 1:22AM
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Malcolm
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yup. any epicness it wouldve had is now completely gone
Nov 6 2009 1:26AM
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snowfreak14
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i would have to say this is one of the more terrible threads i have seen in a while
Nov 6 2009 2:10AM
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[Dawn
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i was here
Nov 6 2009 2:10AM
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matweary
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this
Nov 6 2009 2:15AM
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mtbakerteacher
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why didn't you turn on the fan?
Nov 6 2009 2:16AM
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treebeard
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cuz that's the way he likes it, trebek.
Nov 6 2009 2:17AM
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BootySpunk.
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Pictures of said mom being nailed please
Nov 6 2009 2:24AM
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