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ANnoying EX GFs siblings....
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does anyone else have the problem of your eX's siblings IM ing you and shit........God i could kill all the fuckers......and ask me for shit and advice.....damn
handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis
I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)
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My ex-gf brother was a wigger and he was saying that he was going to beat my ass!
I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260
Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This
TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
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hahaaha yea i called her bro a faggotass punk rock poser and told him to sodomize my ex and then he s like you better watch out dood, because you wont know when the time will come when i lay the pain train down on you...........lol
handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis
I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)
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haah my ex girlfriend has two sisters, ones a freshmen and the other is a senior in hs. Im a sophmore. They are cool
jibba jabba
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^ you should go for the triple crown then, get with all 3 sisters. yeaaah, playaa playaaaaahhhhh.
ALASKA PRIDE
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i get along better with my ex gf's 12 and 18 yr old bro's than i usually do with her
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S3p Represent'
PBP Junkie
TMC For life
www.tmcmogul.com
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yeah dude give them wholehearted advice, advice being a date rape drug and wholehearted being a session so rough you touch their heart.
-chris
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my ex's sister wanted to fuck me but she was kinda scary and it would've messed all kinds of things up so i didn't
-Strode
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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my gfs sister is fucken hot, so is her mom, i lay in bed at night with my hand on my dick thinking about an incested orgy with the 3 of them, i blow so fast
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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It must be good to be Lateralis.
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^^Lateralis comes through again with the combination of perversion and humor we all expect from him. It made my day :-)
Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
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But he fell on his dick during a hard-on,how can he still wank it?
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
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i almost fell in lateralis jr. thank god for his rigditity or he would of snapped and gushed blood and head wound
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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speaking of lateralis jr, your cheque better not bounce this month. I gotta buy smokes.
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger. It works the same in any country.'
-Hermann Goering (1893 - 1946) Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe
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dont worry, i just bought a carton
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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