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FUCK MCDONALDS

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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265
I just got home from mcdonalds, i ordered a big mac 2 large fries and a large drink. when i got home i immediately did what any good american would do, took the food out of the bag, and looked at the monopoly pieces to see what free free food i had won. I started with the fries and scratched at the stupid little squares like a retard for about 5 mins wondering why they weren't coming off. Then i realize some asshole mcdonalds employee had already taken the pieces off, i was super pissed about it but figured that i now had karma on my side so i would win for sure on the drink and big mac, but no, the pieces on those were also gone. I am now sitting on my bed crying, and thinking about what could have been. has this happened to anyone else?
Nov 5 2009 6:39PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934

its ok just drown your sorrows in those big macs. god knows it isnt the first time.i kid that sucks. sue their ass

Nov 5 2009 6:41PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
sucks, but they work at mcdonalds cut em a break
Nov 5 2009 6:45PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Who the fuck cares, fast food is shitty.
Nov 5 2009 6:45PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
dude, i second this story
listen to Afroman's song titled "fuck McDonalds and Tacobell"
although the mordern day slavery does not apply, it still makes you feel better
bets of luck soldier, as you navigate your way through these troublesome times
Nov 5 2009 6:45PM
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double_D
Posts: 778 - Karma: 25
lol last night i got away without paying for 4 bigmacs i said i had coupons but forgot to give it to them haha i only paid for a large coke
Nov 5 2009 6:47PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
666 posts... must be the work of the devil!
Nov 5 2009 6:52PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
WHOA WHOA WHOAAAAAAAAAA

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID MAN
Nov 5 2009 6:58PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
for the most part yeah. but you cant beat a McDub McPollo combo.
Nov 5 2009 7:00PM
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daringharry..
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you funny


























































































































not
Nov 5 2009 7:02PM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
wendy's is heaven when your baked haha
Nov 5 2009 7:02PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
you where not going to win anything you fucking loser so stop complaining.
Nov 5 2009 7:03PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Fast food is shitty, its fat and sugar, its contributing to the epidemic of obesity in America. Sit the fuck down, spend ten minutes of your busy life on a park bench with an apple, cream cheese and crackers from a market. Also, ask any girl, knowing how to cook well is a huge turn on. So yeah, fast food is shitty.
Nov 5 2009 7:08PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
may i ask why your icon keeps getting zoomed in further and further?
Nov 5 2009 7:19PM
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Bill.
Posts: 254 - Karma: 36
Mcdonalds Monopoly is over...
They still use the cups and fries boxes so they dont go to the landfill
Nov 5 2009 7:29PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
I doesn't matter I'm pretty sure you can still win.
Nov 5 2009 7:36PM
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jnizzle
Posts: 365 - Karma: 75
fucking a man. this has to be the saddest story i have ever heard. im sorry for your loss +k
Nov 5 2009 7:42PM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
yeah wtf just noticed that too.

I fucking love fast food, and my metabolism. I can eat as much as i want without getting plump, so i find myself at fast food when im baked like 90% of the time.
Nov 5 2009 7:44PM
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NUTSECKS
Posts: 52 - Karma: 10
And I'm gay
Nov 5 2009 7:48PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
can't argue with that
Nov 5 2009 7:48PM
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OscarTheGrouch
Posts: 839 - Karma: 17
agreed on the McDouble & McChicken. but combine those together and you get the wonder of the McChurger. so delicious
Nov 5 2009 8:31PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
you try too hard in NSG.
Nov 5 2009 8:35PM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 355
Big mac combo with 2 dub cheeseburgers like macs? I think so.
Nov 5 2009 8:36PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
That, and being able to eat are he top two reasons to know how to cook.
Nov 5 2009 8:39PM
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
you're a complete dumb ass and mcdoanlds monopoly pieces dont have to do with the food
Nov 5 2009 8:43PM
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
the game is over sorry homie
Nov 5 2009 8:44PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7815 - Karma: 1,531
What a loss. Man do I feel bad for you.
Nov 5 2009 8:44PM
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POHTAYDO
Posts: 358 - Karma: 91
who freakin cares if there gonna get fat! big macs a life
yah u raterded
Nov 5 2009 8:46PM
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POHTAYDO
Posts: 358 - Karma: 91
who freakin cares if there gonna get fat! big macs a life
yah u raterded ido agree with the girl thing it works
Nov 5 2009 8:47PM
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purps
Posts: 468 - Karma: 30
i heard that was called a gang bang. maybe that was a big mac with a mcchicken in it...
Nov 5 2009 8:47PM
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OscarTheGrouch
Posts: 839 - Karma: 17
it may have different names, i've always heard it called the McChurger
Nov 5 2009 8:52PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
spicy chicken sammmich. mmm, 2 fpn's, and a chocolate or vanilla frosting. yess
Nov 5 2009 8:54PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
go back to mcdonalds and complain... you will get all the free food you want...
my dad will "return" a burger if it has cheese on it and we didnt want cheese, or the fries are to salty. of course, they never take it back, so you get the new one, and the old one
Nov 5 2009 9:40PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
skiierman's brutality makes me laugh every time
Nov 5 2009 9:42PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
hahaha i didn't even see that. thanks for pointing that post out. hilarious
Nov 5 2009 9:43PM
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
dude you're dumb. i am in ten times better shape than you and i eat mcdonalds like twice a week. shit there is great. im not a fucking 8 year old school girl with cream cheese and an apple and crackers. also i don't need to tell a girl i cook im 17. all your statements are dumb, you just try to be extreme and disagree with everyone. if mcdonalds was bad no one would eat it. its the shit. go pick some apples with a girl while you tell her you know how to make spaghetti. sick dude
Nov 5 2009 9:43PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
who cares? its shitty food. dont get worked up over mc donalds bro lol
Nov 5 2009 9:44PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
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Nov 5 2009 9:46PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
i dunno dude complaining/returning/hassling at a fast food joint is a good way to get spit in your food. just a thought.
Nov 5 2009 9:49PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
dude i see your new and all here but rule #1 here on NS:  DON'T EVER FUCK WITH ROWEN, PISS HIM OFF OR CALL HIM OUT ON ANYTHING.  HE WILL BAN YOUR ASS, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.  WHATEVER ROWEN SAYS, GOES.
Nov 5 2009 9:57PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
I'll stand by my statements, if you try to argue with me on this I assure you I will win. Fast food is utter shit in so many god-damned ways, go be fat in another thread.
Nov 5 2009 10:08PM
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
"i assure you i will win" that's totally incorrect. you won't win, maybe you'll ban me. sweet dude that'd be legit. fast food isn't utter shit at all. and i weight 155 pounds i don't think that's fat. in 10x better shape than you my friend.

go bring your lunch box with apples and cream cheese to the park to eat with some little girls.
Nov 5 2009 10:11PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
dude you're dumb. i am in ten times better shape than you and i never eat mcdonalds. real food is great. im not a fucking 8 year old school girl with cream cheese and an apple and crackers. also i don't need to tell a girl i cook im 17, but being able to cook still rocks. all your statements are dumb, you just try to be extreme and disagree with everyone. if mcdonalds weren't really cheap no one would eat it. its shit. go pick some apples with a girl while you tell her you know how you love bigmacs. sick dude
Nov 5 2009 10:11PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
WINNER!!!

mcdonalds is the shit.
Nov 5 2009 10:13PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
dude calm down...
Nov 5 2009 10:13PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
nah peg him on. its awesome reading it.
Nov 5 2009 10:14PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
what about all the poor people who need to eat fast food to survive?

on a lighter note... i order a number one two days ago (large everything) and there was not ONE MONOPOLY PIECE! WTF? (not even places for them on the packaging. i was looking forward to peeling 6 of the suckers off. made me mad!
Nov 5 2009 10:18PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
I dont think anyone is arguing that fast food isnt incredibly bad for you and is one of the main causes of the obesity epidemic in north america. However, it fucking tastes good, and if you eat an otherwise healthy diet and exercise on a reasonably regular basis, there is nothing wrong with having a Big Mac every once in a while.
I highly doubt that you have never eaten/drank anything that is 'bad' for you.
Nov 5 2009 10:23PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
it would be so fun to beat the shit out of you. just saying. oh yeah and after, i'd shove a fucking apple in your mouth and make you my bitch, all 155 lbs of you.
Nov 5 2009 10:24PM
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
sick dude sounds awesome
Nov 5 2009 10:26PM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha you dropped my karma like lightning! touche sir
Nov 5 2009 10:27PM
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