Member of the Month

partyandBS
December, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Help me NS, i'm trying to creatively get drunk

profile picture
clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499

as we all know its thirsty thursday tomorrow. i'm just tired of going to the liquor store and getting beer (chug, shotgun, beer bong, beer pong) wine (slap the bag, wine in a can) and liquor (shots....). i need something new and creative to do whilst i wreck my face tomorrow. any ideas?

Nov 5 2009 12:06AM
0 0
profile picture
SubySteeze
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
that watermelon idea is pure win.
Nov 5 2009 3:13PM
0 0
profile picture
flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
want to get creative? just add crayons and vodka! masterpiece.
Nov 5 2009 3:25PM
0 0
profile picture
I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
to expand my watermelon suggestion: just make fruitsalad; add a lot of wodka/other desired liquor (fruity liquor works wonderfull! )

then put the bowl into the fridge, cover with plastic or a lid and let it soak for a night

then take it out, shed the juice from the fuit and voila: fruitpunch + alcoholic fruit ! !!

instant party guaranteed !
Nov 5 2009 3:29PM
0 0
profile picture
LadySaGa
Posts: 774 - Karma: 81
my blender is my best friend. all you need is ice, booze and the drink of your choice and your set... lemonade and strawberry vodka blended with ice is amazing....not the manliest drink though
Nov 5 2009 5:32PM
0 0
profile picture
SkiingNinja
Posts: 1970 - Karma: 901
Ron Diaz + Sunny Delight = Ronny Delight

or get a bunch of gummy bears and soak vodka/everclear/anything you want.  then eat them and get drunk.. The left over juice at the bottom is deliscious.

Skittle vodka rocks too.
Nov 5 2009 5:33PM
0 0
profile picture
schillz33
Posts: 121 - Karma: 15
Play fuck the dealer with darts.

All you need is darts and a dartboard.
Someone shoots first and you add up their score.
Then everyone tries to beat their score.
If you beat that first person's score then they have to take a shot.
If you fail to beat their score you take a shot.

If your in a group of more than five, the person who throws first (assuming that they fuck up and get a low score)  will get drunk really fast.

You keep switching off who goes first.

There are many fun variations of these rules.  This really is a lot of fun.
Nov 5 2009 6:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
the challage that is curently floating around my dorm is a 750 of jack in one night without puking, one kid tried it puked some but was close to alchol poising. wow i cant spell
Nov 5 2009 6:15PM
0 0
profile picture
AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
Mario Cart battle.
each lost balloon is a shot/drink

never played but it is on my list
Nov 5 2009 6:16PM
0 0
profile picture
garrets
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 60
haha thats a good idea actually
Nov 5 2009 6:24PM
0 0
profile picture
jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
but you would never have a full house of cards
Nov 5 2009 6:57PM
0 0
profile picture
SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
sooo
Nov 5 2009 7:21PM
0 0
profile picture
MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68

give everyone one of these

[iIMG]http://img.alibaba.com/photo/208828897/Stock_Squirt_Gun_WG80814_Squirt_Gun_stock_toy_stock.jpg[/IMG]

fill with liquor, start shooting.

Nov 5 2009 7:36PM
0 0
profile picture
MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
Click for larger image
Nov 5 2009 7:38PM
0 0
profile picture
SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
turn to that leroy jenkem, alcohol is so 2000 and LATE
Nov 5 2009 8:38PM
0 0
profile picture
POHTAYDO
Posts: 358 - Karma: 91
lets hope

Nov 5 2009 8:43PM
0 0
profile picture
schillz33
Posts: 121 - Karma: 15
Bad plan. I always do this and get wicked spins and it's terrible.  Either don't get that drunk or get stoned first and then drink
Nov 19 2009 5:02PM
0 0
profile picture
nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
does that really work?
Nov 23 2009 9:45PM
0 0
profile picture
Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
How the fuck was a POWER HOUR not mentioned yet? I am sorely disappointed.

Make a playlist of 60 one minute songs (cut the songs down in a basic editor). Every time the song changes you take a full shot of beer. You will be SO FUCKING FUCKED UP. Like, belligerently roaming around shrieking drunk. Try it. Trust me.
Nov 23 2009 9:55PM
0 0
profile picture
yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
it's not how you drink the liquor it's the party you drink it at! you just gotta throw crazier partys man. get more shemales or something.
Nov 23 2009 10:02PM
0 0
profile picture
jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
i did this with redbull shits NICE
Nov 23 2009 10:05PM
0 0
profile picture
steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
that actually sounds pretty fun... it would kinda suck to get continually covered in beer though

do a Mace Windu

2 scoops vanilla icecream
2 shots jagermeister
cover with coke

it's like a coke float... but more awesome
Nov 23 2009 10:07PM
0 0
profile picture
Idahoskier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 86
there's another thing called a dead baby. you put a bunch of lemons and limes into a jar(like for making iced tea or lemonade) and pour a shit load of tequilla in there and let it soak. pass the baby around the circle until empty then you can eat the lemons and limes for a added effect
Nov 23 2009 10:08PM
0 0
profile picture
gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
1. turn on sports center

2. pick a number between 1-10 (have your friends pick a number as well)

3. every time you see that number you drink.

4. in like 15 minutes your shitfaced

Nov 23 2009 10:12PM
0 0
profile picture
carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Power hour dosn't get you fucked up. Not even 6 drinks in an hour. Good start to the night though.

Wizard is the way to get fucked up. Get your stick taller than yourself then you'll be fucked up. If your stick isn't as tall as you by the end of the night you're a pussy.
Nov 23 2009 10:21PM
0 0
profile picture
zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
DO THIS!!! It is possible...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4V1ORSZPrs
Nov 23 2009 10:29PM
0 0
profile picture
Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
MATH TIIIIIIIIMEE!!!!!!1

A shot glass is 1.5oz. If you take 60 full shots of beer in one hour you are drinking 90oz of beer. That is 10oz more than two 40's.

You're telling me that you start your night with pounding two 40's and one beer? Do you by chance weigh 350 pounds?
Nov 23 2009 10:32PM
0 0
profile picture
carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
I can see the confusion here, since shots are either 1.5 or 1 ounce. I was talking about the ones we have here which are 1 ounce, 30ml for us non Americans. Thats and 11th of a beer/standard drink, so 60 is 5.45 standard drinks. Compared to the 1.5 ounce shot glasses that is a huge difference.

I will admit if you are doing 1.5 ounce glasses then it would be a decent hour. Still not a 12pack hour though. Do that and i will e hi-5 you.
Nov 24 2009 12:03AM
0 0
profile picture
landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
oh fuck dude.

get a block of ice, make a hole from the top and have a opening on the side and pour shots through the ice.
Nov 24 2009 1:44AM
0 0
profile picture
Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
im really glad dry ice is so easy to come by.....
Nov 24 2009 1:53AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)