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Help me NS, i'm trying to creatively get drunk

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clive_bixby
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as we all know its thirsty thursday tomorrow. i'm just tired of going to the liquor store and getting beer (chug, shotgun, beer bong, beer pong) wine (slap the bag, wine in a can) and liquor (shots....). i need something new and creative to do whilst i wreck my face tomorrow. any ideas?

Nov 5 2009 12:06AM
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Snowcase
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Soak a tampon with vodka and then use said tampon.
Nov 5 2009 12:07AM
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uni-corn
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Nov 5 2009 12:07AM
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bobo25
Posts: 176 - Karma: 10
This, or if you wanna go ghetto, get a large bottle of vanilla extract and a large bottle of coke. Drink some coke, then empty the vanilla extract into the remaining coke and viola! vanilla coke with alcohol.
Nov 5 2009 12:09AM
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Slinger1x1
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vaporize the alcohol and inhale it
they actually sell these things
Nov 5 2009 12:12AM
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jamers
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butt chug
love jackass
Nov 5 2009 12:13AM
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ski@jaypeak2
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So this recipe is in the Jay Peak magizine.  I wanted to try it for Halloween but never did it.


1 fifth of burbon
1 lbs of bacon
1 bottle of maple syrup

Cook 1 lbs of bacon, render the fat.  Pour bacon fat thru coffee filter into burbon.   Let cool over night.  Serve 2 oz of burbon with 1/2 oz of maple syrup.
Nov 5 2009 12:14AM
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SteezyOhio
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try to make card houses and everytime your shit falls down you gotta take a sip/shot/chug, by the end your totally fucked
Nov 5 2009 12:14AM
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bobo25
Posts: 176 - Karma: 10
That can kill you, so... do it
Nov 5 2009 12:15AM
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Ski4frnt4445
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beat me to it! hahaha
Nov 5 2009 12:16AM
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Evan.Frazee
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Shoot up some vodka. Like heroine. All you need a a syringe full and your done.

Or snort it!
Nov 5 2009 12:18AM
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clive_bixby
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um barf city
Nov 5 2009 12:18AM
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gbirrd
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i must try this
Nov 5 2009 12:18AM
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treebeard
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find watermelon.
cut said watermelon in half.
pour copious amounts of vodka into said watermelon.
eat said watermelon.
Nov 5 2009 12:24AM
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bobo25
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Im more of a fan of oranges. Is watermelon good?
Nov 5 2009 12:26AM
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doublexl
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this really shows the average age of NS
Nov 5 2009 12:26AM
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kingsskier
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We made shot glasses out of apples and took green apple vodka shots out of them.

Bong a 1/5 of (insert liquor here).

I like the bacon idea above
Nov 5 2009 12:27AM
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Jamestown
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Edward Fortyhands.
Nov 5 2009 12:28AM
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treebeard
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never used an orange. i like watermelon because it holds liquid better and there's more of it. you can dump almost an entire fifth into one
Nov 5 2009 12:28AM
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bobo25
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Nice. With oranges  you usually inject vodka or something and then you can take them to your favorite collegiate sporting event. It's a wonderful thing
Nov 5 2009 12:32AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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or get a fat syringe, fill it full of liquor, put it in your mouth and shot it lol, it gets you pretty drunk...this girl i know was the shot doctor for halloween and i was fucked ha
Nov 5 2009 12:33AM
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washbaugh
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getting a shot-ski is always fun. and plus this picture is hilarious

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Nov 5 2009 12:33AM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29

this.

Or if you have a bunch of drinking buddies/ at a party do keg stands..

Jello shots? not a huge fan myself, but they do get you fucking shitfaced.

Nov 5 2009 12:35AM
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kingsskier
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When I went to Canada, they had jello shot girls (wearing almost nothing) walking around selling them in syringes. They would shirt them in your mouth. They were too hot, I bought too many.
Nov 5 2009 12:36AM
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fupaface
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This, or edward 40 hands is always a good way to go.
Nov 5 2009 12:37AM
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-dva-
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wow... that is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard
Nov 5 2009 12:43AM
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ski@jaypeak2
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bacon, burbon, and maple syrup?   I think thats pretty fantastic
Nov 5 2009 12:44AM
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spqr
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Play Mario.
Nov 5 2009 12:45AM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
we have one on a jumping ski, 10 shot glasses
Nov 5 2009 12:47AM
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dmc12380
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Get a bunch of cheap handles of vodka and pour it in a bath tub and take a bath in it.

A guy i worked with was a big alcoholic and got drunk every possible way and he did it this way a few times and it actually works. wouldnt recomend it though
Nov 5 2009 12:48AM
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kingsskier
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that would burn the shit out of your dick if it got in it and shit
Nov 5 2009 12:50AM
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Jamestown
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Beer Roulette:

Get a group of friends together and a lot of beer. Everyone gathers around a table with a round of beers, and someone removes on beer and shakes it up and puts it back in the group. Shuffle the beers around until no one can tell which one was shaken up. Then choose and open them up as close to your face as possible. The one who get sprayed selects the next beer out of the next round... and it cycles.
Nov 5 2009 12:53AM
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sack
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play wizard sticks
Nov 5 2009 3:25AM
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vincepru
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i wish my air matress had a beer can holder, it would come in handy right about now.
Nov 5 2009 3:38AM
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unchyll
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RAGE CAGE
Nov 5 2009 3:59AM
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I_Am_Mod
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no no no .....

get a full watermelon and make a hole in it (about half an inch wide and halfway down into the melon)
then pour wodka or any preferred liquor inside and let the melon absorb it, then refill and let the melon absorb some more (until its saturated with alcohol)

then you can put the melon into your fridge and when you feel like partying, get the melon out, cut it into pieces and enjoy!

eat it above a bowl or a deep plate because the juice that drips out is liquid gold!



PS: this is also great for festivals/concerts/parties where bringing your own booze is often forbidden....
Nov 5 2009 7:25AM
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dbstar
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JUNGLE JUICE

This shit makes you go crazy, get like a huge bucket empty 40 oz's of vodka into it, a 24 of beer, and some lemonade concentrate's and voila: JUNGLE JUICE
Nov 5 2009 7:48AM
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ClownPrince
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That game is awesome. Highly recommend it.

Nobody plays it here, though. It's sad.
Nov 5 2009 11:15AM
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DDrem.
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aka Beerhunter
good shit
or just Stone Cold every beer you drink
Nov 5 2009 11:21AM
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Kornn101
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buy one of these:

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remove excess painting stuff,keep stick

pull plunger back on stick while its in a cup of beer, filling stick with beer.

place mouth on opposite end, point plunger at a wall / friend / boobs

walk forward and have beer/alcohol shoot down your throat at a pace much faster than your average funnel/shotgun/chug

profit.
Nov 5 2009 12:02PM
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derbski
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make green dragon, get stoned while you get drunk
Nov 5 2009 12:10PM
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*christ*
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so good...
Nov 5 2009 12:24PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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i dont know what to say
Nov 5 2009 12:27PM
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soulskier
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get a hookah, fill the bottom with hard liquor, insert dry ice

i've seen a youtube video, i'm skeptical though
Nov 5 2009 12:28PM
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Malcolm
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inject it
Nov 5 2009 12:28PM
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Goglines
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i thought that's skippy?

jungle juice is just the koolaid shit with the fruit at the bottom.
but maybe we just have diff names. whatev its all good.

oh.. COOK once your drunk and add the liquor to it.
i made spaghetti sauce with hennessy.. good.
as i was cooking mac and cheese i poured tequila in it. people went wild.
then again i was drunk.
Nov 5 2009 12:42PM
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Billups
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Done it before, it's pretty rowdy.
Nov 5 2009 12:55PM
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treebeard
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yep, it is
Nov 5 2009 12:56PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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I just shivered thinking about that.  Ive smoked a bong with jack daniels in it and it was fucking awful.

Nov 5 2009 12:59PM
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R-B-B
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Fill the base of a hookah with vodka,
Pour in a bunch of dry ice,
Put top section of hookah back on,
Inhale the vodka vapors through hoses,
Get fucked up.
Nov 5 2009 1:02PM
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Kornn101
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say, "im going to try that" and grow a pair and man up. its the shit
Nov 5 2009 2:52PM
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