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McLeod
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 1,582
i walked out to my car earlier today to find what appears to be semen on my door handle. im pretty sure some bum jerked off on my car. what the fuck.
Nov 3 2009 6:14PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14
ahahahah 1st. legit
Nov 3 2009 6:15PM
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SkeechyD
Posts: 2026 - Karma: 1,071
wat kinda car?
Nov 3 2009 6:18PM
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vincepru
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hahahahahhaha i just started laughing soo hard haha
Nov 3 2009 6:19PM
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McLeod
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 1,582
black subaru forester with a rocket box. this is not fuckin cool at all.
Nov 3 2009 6:19PM
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Baskin.
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lololoololollololloollloollollooololoolololololololololololol
Nov 3 2009 6:21PM
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Malcolm
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thats fucking gross hahahaha
Nov 3 2009 6:22PM
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killabees
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al capwnd
Nov 3 2009 6:23PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... haha what did you do?
Nov 3 2009 6:24PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
dude thats not that funny
do you feel good for posting that
oh wait
LOLLOLOLZERZZ
my bad

Nov 3 2009 6:31PM
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jorb.co
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al capwnd
Nov 3 2009 6:32PM
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McLeod
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no i dont feel good about posting it because i probably have jizzz on my car and nothing about having jizz on my car makes me feel good. im just chillin in my kitchen and that jizz covered handle is just staring me down from the curb.
Nov 3 2009 6:36PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
yeah that was me
Nov 3 2009 6:40PM
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McLeod
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 1,582
dude you looked pretty scraggily, im suprised you have access to a computer
Nov 3 2009 6:41PM
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nickyp
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Oooops, sorry. I must have got your car mixed up with someone elses.
Nov 3 2009 6:41PM
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zylstra
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imagine you're a bum. you're cold, hungry, tired. oh wait!, theres a suby   -im gonna jizz on it.
sounds about right
Nov 3 2009 6:43PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
No dude, that can't be bum giz, Bum's giz rainbows, everyone knows that.
Nov 3 2009 6:53PM
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doublexl
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spray it with a hose and stop crying? the door handle will never be the same tho.
Nov 3 2009 6:55PM
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McLeod
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 1,582
what the hell else could it be
Nov 3 2009 7:02PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
DNA test?
Nov 3 2009 7:04PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
So how'd you get it off?
Nov 3 2009 7:05PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
now everytime you touch the dorr handle you can think about havuing bum jizz on it
Nov 3 2009 7:06PM
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garrets
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 60
hahahahah yes
Nov 3 2009 7:42PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
you could ask the bum the same question
Nov 3 2009 7:48PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
i doubt it. there aren't bums in idaho.
Nov 3 2009 7:49PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
hahahahaha
my friend peed on a kids door handle every day last year during lunch, he never knew
even when it froze he was like wtf how does water always get on my door handle
Nov 3 2009 7:55PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
aahhhahah! lawlzzz
Nov 3 2009 8:01PM
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superpoluha
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i laughed out loud (lol'd)
Nov 3 2009 8:05PM
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McLeod
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dude im in spokane for college at gonzaga. im in the ghetto.
Nov 3 2009 8:13PM
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saucybiscuits
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just think of that every time you grab the handle.
Nov 3 2009 8:16PM
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eastside
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ghetto in washington? is that a joke?
Nov 3 2009 9:14PM
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dwhite
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I guess you are just going to get into your car by using that passenger door from now on
Nov 3 2009 9:15PM
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McLeod
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i guess youve never heard of spocompton
Nov 3 2009 9:38PM
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J-Evs
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mehhhhhh


Nov 3 2009 9:44PM
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deleted5
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wow
Nov 3 2009 9:48PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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thtas hilarious +k for epic lulz
Nov 3 2009 10:32PM
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jamers
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hahahaha pics mofo
Nov 3 2009 10:35PM
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Brenone
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hahahaaa

why are u so sure it was a bum and not a friend playing a prank on you?

Nov 3 2009 10:37PM
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syrup.
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hahahahaha I feel so bad for you, but that is so fucking hilarious.
Nov 3 2009 10:41PM
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VCharette
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legit, now you need pictures!
Nov 3 2009 10:42PM
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SkeechyD
Posts: 2026 - Karma: 1,071
alll your goddamn bums are heading into coeur d' alene. its pissing me off.
Nov 4 2009 12:44AM
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Doug.
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ahahahahahaha thats fucking hilarious
Nov 4 2009 3:08AM
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