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Concord
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hahahaha.....I heard some of the most hilarious stuff today. Anyways there is girl that I have basically known since 3rd grade she has always been a really good friend, well she came to school today crying. I went up to her asking what is wrong and she was saying jeremy got my mom pregent. Jeremy is her ex-boyfriend of today I could not help laughing it was so funny to hear that I could not believe it the kid is like 17 and the girls mom is 42 of next month.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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Mar 16 2004 4:21PM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
hahahaha thats golden Slip, i'd have pissed myself too.

haha, cheating on yuor girl with her mum. excellent.
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Mar 16 2004 4:23PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
wow. are you sure she was serious?




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Mar 16 2004 4:26PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Im positive!!

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

Mar 16 2004 4:27PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
haha oh man thats great.


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Mar 16 2004 4:36PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
id feel so damn proud if that happened to me


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Mar 16 2004 4:37PM
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snowbird4life
Posts: 2265 - Karma: 26
hahahha fucking hell that is amazingly funny, poor girl tho, if i were that guy i would be like thats right i fucked your mom! i am a true motha fucka!
Mar 16 2004 4:38PM
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winterparksuks
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i would like to bone my gf's mom someday








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Mar 16 2004 4:39PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
extreme milfage


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Mar 16 2004 6:08PM
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DSpin_9
Posts: 664 - Karma: 11
again, i cant get over how flattered I am that I'm in some guys signature..
Mar 16 2004 6:14PM
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Adamskinick
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i hope the mom liked it...
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Mar 16 2004 6:17PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
was her name stacey?


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Mar 16 2004 6:18PM
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720skiguy
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^ why......?


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Mar 16 2004 6:19PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
duhhh like the catchy fountains of wayne tune..stacey's mom has got it goin on....
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Mar 16 2004 6:20PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
staceys mom has got it goin on


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Mar 16 2004 6:20PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
when i posted that urs wasnt up five0


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Mar 16 2004 6:21PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
dont sweat it
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'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

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Mar 16 2004 6:22PM
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SUpilot
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he must have been apart of the same 'how to use a condom' class as you were slipnot.
Mar 16 2004 6:23PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
too late im allready crying


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Mar 16 2004 6:23PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^shiiiiit
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'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 16 2004 6:23PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
hehehe made my week too. the girl must be quite mad though.
Mar 16 2004 6:27PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
she should cut his dick off and strangle her mom to death with it.




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Mar 16 2004 6:58PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
give jeremy a high five for me.


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Mar 16 2004 6:59PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
hahaha..is the mom married?haha if she is that makes it even worse/hilaroius.hahaha.
Mar 16 2004 7:18PM
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LittleDevil720
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hahaha..is the mom married?haha if she is that makes it even worse/hilaroius.hahaha.
Mar 16 2004 7:21PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
that seems like quite the white trash move, like one of the things you'd see on mtv. funny shit, so you gonna spread it or keep it to yourself
Mar 16 2004 7:36PM
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shibby
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Whatever you do just remember that the girl has been a friend of yours for many years.
Mar 16 2004 7:51PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
^definitely a good point


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Mar 16 2004 7:59PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
sounds like a fun family.



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Mar 16 2004 8:03PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^i wonder how the reunions go
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'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 16 2004 8:06PM
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sugarrushthrill
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 9
jerry! jerry! jerry!

that sounds like one of my friends, her bf was backing her mom behind her back haha

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Mar 16 2004 9:33PM
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sugarrushthrill
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 9
*banging

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CCRider

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Mar 16 2004 9:33PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
my friends mom was in a porno..but doing someones mom is cool too
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'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 16 2004 9:34PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Baby Im gunna butter your bread...LoL that is so tyte so are they goin to stay together for the kid becuz that means for the rest of her likfe she would have to call her ex boyfriend DADDY!




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Mar 16 2004 9:37PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Yep the mom is married.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

Mar 16 2004 9:40PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
dude where do you live?

Mar 16 2004 9:48PM
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Astomp
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you have the most crazy stories ever. but there are so cool.
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Mar 16 2004 10:23PM
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conifercatcher
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Do you live in west virgina or something, that shit is hardcore redneck stuff.








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Mar 17 2004 4:09AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I live in Nampa Idaho (HICKSVILLES USA) and it is so true if you guys don't believe me fuck off.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

Mar 17 2004 12:27PM
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sugarrushthrill
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 9
haha i believe you, it's the u.s.a anyting can happen

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CCRider

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Mar 17 2004 1:06PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
*gasp!*



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Mar 17 2004 1:22PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahahaha itd be a fucked up situation


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 17 2004 1:24PM
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