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Here we make outrageous claims we "heard" about Doug's wedding.

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derbski
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I hear that Jibberish is sponsoring the whole thing, and that the best men are getting custom J crown suits.

(I know you guys can do better)
Nov 2 2009 9:57PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,881
I heard they're gonna play "party and bullshit" when she walks down the ile
Nov 3 2009 1:40PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i heard their wedding video will be a nominee at if3 next year.
Nov 3 2009 4:12PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
lucifer confirms this message
Nov 3 2009 4:17PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
i heard hes going to bagel on the the C rail then butter the baggel on the table then poor cereal on the 45
Nov 3 2009 5:34PM
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Dr.NS
Posts: 640 - Karma: 19
if you move the n and take away a little bit of it

amanda

amada

armada

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Nov 3 2009 9:43PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1600 - Karma: 1,932
i heard that tanner hall broke his ankles there.
Nov 3 2009 9:55PM
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jmBEERY
Posts: 392 - Karma: 57
i heard they bought their matching full tilts in the B/S/T forum
Nov 3 2009 10:11PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
i heard that she wants him for his money and is planning on getting a divorce thus splitting newschoolers into two sides and possibly starting world war III due to the lack of maintaining the NSG.  thanks doug, you are solely responsible for world war III
Nov 3 2009 10:21PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
I hear that when the priest asks if anybody objects, a few people are going to stand up, yell "PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", and sit back down
Nov 4 2009 11:33AM
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Petey.
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Sticky imo
Nov 4 2009 11:36AM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
i heard that someone in the audience's name is Scott, and therefore the ski company Scott is sueing that guy for copyright infringement
Nov 4 2009 11:38AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
I heard that there was going to be a bishop present for the ceremonies, but upon learning doug's last name, he decided he wasn't going to show up, but instead is suing everybody involved.
Nov 4 2009 11:40AM
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