BUCKET CLIPS 3 | A FLINTA Ski Mixtape

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Here we make outrageous claims we "heard" about Doug's wedding.

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derbski
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I hear that Jibberish is sponsoring the whole thing, and that the best men are getting custom J crown suits.

(I know you guys can do better)
Nov 2 2009 9:57PM
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Shadows
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i heard shes the one who stole the llama head
Nov 2 2009 10:00PM
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TZA.
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i herd she hates skiing and is a boarder
Nov 2 2009 10:05PM
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Smuffy
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i heard that the ring is gonna have "pee in your butt" on it
Nov 2 2009 10:33PM
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RudyGarmisch
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The Drama Llama agreed to be the ringbearer.
Nov 2 2009 10:34PM
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SteezyOhio
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i heard that the grooms men will be wearing the purple NS google tee's and shes wearing a "so far so hood" tittie tall tee
Nov 2 2009 10:34PM
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skithesprings
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i heard the ceremony is at the bottom of alta and the reception is at chads gap.

Nov 2 2009 10:34PM
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skiierman
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i heard eheath and i are going to be the best men.
Nov 2 2009 10:36PM
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SteezyOhio
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i heard they got eheath his own cake
Nov 2 2009 10:37PM
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MANDER
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i heard they wont get a marriage license because they only need pics to show it happened
Nov 2 2009 10:42PM
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Afeld
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I heard that instead of a tuxedo he will be wearing a robe and a wizard hat
Nov 2 2009 10:49PM
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carbon.pulse
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I heard Tom Wallisch was going to be the wedding preacher.
Nov 2 2009 10:52PM
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HamFaceGirl
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i hear that dumont will be the ring bearer
Nov 2 2009 10:54PM
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Malcolm
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i heard that their honey moon is going to be sponsored by redbull
Nov 2 2009 10:54PM
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jayo.
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i heard he's gonna bang her like a hammer during their honeymoon
Nov 2 2009 10:59PM
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T-Holt
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I heard that WME copyrighted their wedding and is going to sue them.
Nov 2 2009 11:03PM
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timmi
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dougs getting married? congrats.

i heard that im way out of the loop.
Nov 2 2009 11:04PM
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123ski
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I heard someone gave Doug the first 4G Verizon Iphone as a wedding present.
Nov 2 2009 11:07PM
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derbski
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Don't worry about it, it was posted on NS's facebook like 2 and a half hours ago, NS is keeping you in the loop.
Nov 2 2009 11:08PM
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p-fo
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i heard he'll afterbang the vows
Nov 2 2009 11:12PM
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skithesprings
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i heard he'll afterbang his new wife.
Nov 2 2009 11:15PM
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p-fo
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afterbang the bang! and hes gonna pee in her butt
Nov 2 2009 11:16PM
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Dr.NS
Posts: 640 - Karma: 19
amanda...

if you take the n and move it around and take away alil bit of it... ARMADA!

looks like there's a collab between NS and armada in the works!!
Nov 2 2009 11:21PM
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derbski
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Except that her name isn't Armanda
Nov 2 2009 11:23PM
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JayDope
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wait how do u get to the reception from the bottom of alta?!
Nov 2 2009 11:23PM
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.Emerson.
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i heard they will get a marriage license but it won't come for a while after because the faunt got bigger
Nov 2 2009 11:23PM
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prosnurfer
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ski patrol is going to try and blow up the after party. there such bros
Nov 2 2009 11:29PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
I hear that the reception is going to get so crazy, that a ton of people are just going to bone girls while dancing.
Nov 2 2009 11:33PM
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Thenowhereman42
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You can't, Mack Dawg will beat you up
Nov 2 2009 11:54PM
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WikiWiki
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i heard that she was orgionally gonna use a ver wang dress- but then she signed with scott- or maybe a burton prototype?
Nov 3 2009 12:06AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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i heard hansel was gonna perform at the afterparty his new hit " put mah full tilts on" 
Nov 3 2009 12:17AM
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Balto
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i heard that they are gonna ride in a horse drawn carriage leaving the wedding

the horse how ever is steve
Nov 3 2009 12:21AM
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raddar
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i heard warren miller is narrating the ceremony
Nov 3 2009 12:35AM
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debrickshaw
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i heard his suit is a burton prototype
Nov 3 2009 12:39AM
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lorida
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I heard that he will get a divorce when he realizes each NS member represents a little slice of a big love pie...

I wish you guys the best, I really do...

Nov 3 2009 1:07AM
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philipc
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i heard there was lots of free beer and everyone on ns was invited
Nov 3 2009 1:15AM
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philipc
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btw... does daves fiance have a sister?
Nov 3 2009 1:15AM
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dergblerp
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I heard instead of a wedding gown she's going to wear a white tall tee.
Nov 3 2009 1:25AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I heard the bride is going to slide down the aisle on ON3P skis, and they'll pop open Redbull instead of champagne.
Nov 3 2009 1:34AM
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Funnel
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I heard they're both wearing their robe and wizard hats, then honeymooning to Chad's Gap where Doug will proceed to urinate in her buttocks.
Nov 3 2009 1:56AM
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Arabian.
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I heard Doug is getting his Wisdom Teeth removed before the ceremony, and his body won't take kindly to the painkillers.

Keep the wedding dress away.
Nov 3 2009 2:02AM
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General_Shredgnar
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I heard Doug is going to get a boner while dancing after the ceremony.
Nov 3 2009 2:31AM
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Ben.
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i heard Warren Miller Entertainment is suing Doug because they have trademarked use of the word "wedding".
Nov 3 2009 2:37AM
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Gaespar
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I heard Doug is going to hand out money for best afterbang at the ceremony!
Nov 3 2009 2:55AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Matt Harvey will be staging a online coo and overthrow of NS admins during the punch and dancing.
Nov 3 2009 5:25AM
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Elg
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i heard they're getting matching full tilts
Nov 3 2009 5:53AM
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derbski
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I hear that instead of her parents walking her down the isle, they are going to ski her down.
Nov 3 2009 10:47AM
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yojimbo
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i heard his new mother in law is single and puts out
Nov 3 2009 11:23AM
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WikiWiki
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this I can confirm it
Nov 3 2009 12:14PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I heard GWAR was gonna play the reception and cut off the drama llama's head with a SCOTT ski.
Nov 3 2009 12:28PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i heard that after doug kisses the bride, he is going to pretzel rodeo 450 out.

Nov 3 2009 12:41PM
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