Replying to Dress Shoes

Ok,
Interesting dilemma. I figure a lot of you guys are probably like me, you have 3 pairs of nikes, 2 pairs of athletic shoes, some flip flops, and maybe some moccasins or moon boots. So then formal rolls around, "shit shit i should have some dress shoes." what kind of dress shoes do you guys have?

I hate all the ones from a google on dress shoes, and i hardly even care what i look like.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&um=1&ei=Y4rvSpD6EIrktQPj15mBBg&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=dress+shoes&spell=1&start=0

i know lots of people use vans classics, which is probably what i'll get, but any other ideas on formal/prom/dress shoes?

I am not a church kid and neither is anyone in my family, so i wouldn't have them for that.