Jesus on the Slopes?!?!?

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my theory is...
...if someone as cooool as Mel Gibson is into Jesus and pals
than maybe its something worth looking into
and let me tell you
Jesus has paid off great for me so far
i love that guy!!!

Holla!

Mar 15 2004 11:01PM

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Phrosty

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jesus was a poser

Mar 15 2004 11:02PM

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since when did you start calling yourself jesus?

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Mar 15 2004 11:12PM

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phrosty...
you dont know what you are talking about
last time i checked ppl werent rising from the dead that often before jesus did it
and if anyone was a poser wouldnt it be anyone who practices a religion???
bc pretty much every religion is based on an extremely holy individual that the followers try to emulate
brush the dust off your brain so that next time you reply i wont have to make such a fool out of you
im out!

Holla!

Mar 15 2004 11:27PM

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$tezzyStu

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anyone wanna bet me the helmuthjr is 14 years old, short, gay. And believes everything in the bible cause his rents tell him to. for all the other peeps out thre that say a lil prayer to jesus before hitting the mtn thats kewl, kepp on keepin' on

Mar 16 2004 12:02AM

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hey stuart...
if you have a problem with me just say it
and you are wrong on everything but one thing
i am 10 and 3/4, tall, and gay
get it right....cock

you wanna fight stuart???

you just made the first punch
and i swung back hard and knocked you against the ropes
i doubt that this one will go 15 rounds
ill have you knocked out in 3...cock

Holla!

Mar 16 2004 12:06AM

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$tezzyStu

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helmutjr I think your the gayest thing sence queer eye

Mar 16 2004 12:07AM

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HAHHAHAAHA i think we found our nxt mommy
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Mar 16 2004 12:11AM

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thats a good comeback dude

siiike...it was not good at allll

why dont you just keep all of your thoughts and feelings to yourself from now on
if i wanted to hear from an asshole id fart

i winnnn 1-0...cock

Holla!

Mar 16 2004 12:13AM

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Phrosty

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our next mommy? hardly, mommy is a genious. this faggot is more like a fagwagon. people are burried alive all the time asshole the bible is ficton. Jesus just got people high, but yea I'va done this before, I'm over it now.

Mar 16 2004 12:31AM

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Naw yall HelmutJr makes a solid point. Jesus Representation is the way to go. Yall get the chance to ride, damn we all betta be thankin him.
Ain't no thing keepin it real. Prayers are the way to go.

Mar 16 2004 12:32AM

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always_ski

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Why would Jesus care 'bout your skiing, there is real problems in the world

Mar 16 2004 12:38AM

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Oh yeh i better beleve in jesus cuz some dudes said he rose from the dead 2000 years ago, told by word of mouth, then maybe it was written down 40 years later, yeh... um.. ok.

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Mar 16 2004 12:42AM

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Works for me, I believe. Why not thank the God I believe in when I'm enjoying what I believe is his creation? Or chuck up a prayer before I do something stupid?
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Mar 16 2004 1:05AM

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Why pray to some mexican guy when I can pray to beer and pussy?

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Mar 16 2004 1:27AM

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Hahaha that helmet kid totally said 'sike'...man when's the last time anybody said 'sike' good googly moogly that's funny

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Mar 16 2004 1:38AM

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sike is so 1980s

and cant say ive ever prayed before skiing

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Mar 16 2004 1:50AM

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yeah but jesus is over two thousand years old so its right on time for a christian.
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Mar 16 2004 2:04AM

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when im in the air or steep face im more like please god please god.. not really pray you no.
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Mar 16 2004 2:47AM

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about jesus rising from the dead, and performing other miracles, would you beleive it if david copperfield said he was the second coming of the lord, and used his ability to perform 'miracles' as proof, neither would i, thats why i dont beleive jesus was the christ

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^the worst reason not to believe in Jesus.

look at it like this....

Everyone believes that George Washington lived and crossed the Delaware River right? Why should we? were we there? it's written in history right? well the Bible is a big history book with many interesting stories.

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Mar 16 2004 4:57AM

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helmutjr is in college, he gos to my bros college, so i kind of know him

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Mar 16 2004 6:17AM

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Lol, I hope a lot of the ignorant opinions expressed above are jokes, I'm going to laugh at them anyways.
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jesus is on the slopes.

and his name is j.f. cusson.

Mar 16 2004 6:58AM

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yeah they are
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Mar 16 2004 7:22AM

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i hate jesus more then anything, and i live a happy fulffiled life.... this is a really really bad debate, if you want informed opinions on the subject, go to evolution vs. intelligent design thread in the non-ski gabber... this is pre-school shit
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Mar 16 2004 7:35AM

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loving or hating Jesus has nothing to do with this life. it has everything to do with the afterlife.

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Mar 16 2004 7:40AM

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Well you can keep living your life, sacraficing time where you could have been living, and worshiping santa clause, and im gonna live every momeny to the fullest while im here because i know that THIS IS IT..... dont take this time for granted....
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Mar 16 2004 7:47AM

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SIKE is making a comeback...

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Mar 16 2004 8:47AM

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Stuart88, you used the world 'rents' you must be a 12 year old girl. You lose.
Jesus rules.

please pass the salt

Mar 16 2004 9:30AM

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i should pray alot more before i ski......sometimes i forget when im throwin down but i always say a hail mary or just a prayer before im attackin a techy line or tryin a new trick or burly ass rail

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finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

Mar 16 2004 4:21PM

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oh, you mean those lines you have in atlanta? i bet the cna get pretty technical

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Mar 16 2004 4:29PM

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and the newbie battle rages on with 9 post reinforcements....

Mar 16 2004 4:30PM

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^don't lie

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Mar 16 2004 4:31PM

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Mar 16 2004 4:32PM

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^ my bad. atlantaski, don't lie

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Mar 16 2004 4:33PM

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i thank him when i come down hard, and dont get hurt

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Mar 16 2004 4:36PM

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flatspinner, u must be retarted, i never said i didnt beleive jesus existed, or that he didnt perform 'miracles' i just said that thats no reason to beleive that hes the christ, because the miracles very well could have been hoaxes

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Mar 16 2004 4:37PM

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Here's a like for everybody who thinks that Jesus is an 'ideal' or wasn't real or didn't rise from the dead. If you have a few minutes, I'd ecourage you to listen to the sermon for March 14th. It's not up, but it will be soon. For those of you who don't have the time for it, here it is in a nutshell. The bible is far and away the most easily verifiable historical manuscript in existence. Here's how it works.
Assume for a minute that an event happens. Now, somebody goes out and writes the accout of it out on a manuscript and over time, others do the same.
The writings of Aerostotle (sp?) were reproduced by 7 different people over 1000 years after they happened, yet we accept them as fact.
The writings of Ceasar were reproduced by 8 different people that we know of 1300 years after they actually happened, yet we accept them as true.
The writings about Jesus's death and resurection were reproduced over 2000 times within 50 years of his death and resurection. So, how the can you say that Jesus wasn't just as real as the rest of these people?
As for the original question, I pray to Jesus every day regardless of whether I'm skiing or not, because if not for him, I'd be dead before I could so much as post this message.
Here's the link to the sermon page I was talking about for anybody who's interested.
http://www.tworiverschurch.org/w_page.php?PHPSESSID=4f1ab632c63ea79b7ffe902ac78793c0&id=25&type=section&PHPSESSID=4f1ab632c63ea79b7ffe902ac78793c0

Mar 16 2004 4:45PM

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Have you heard of the game 'telephone'? If that many people have been able to put their own spin on the stories that were told don't you think things would have been exagerated by now? I am not dis crediting the bible but i find it hard to believe that it is as accurate as you say it is.

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Mar 16 2004 4:57PM

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and the faggot who made the comment about the technical lines in ATL......well i dont ski the ATL ass master..... whenever i go outwest to my timeshare in Stemboat or whenever i hit up whistler or alta i ski backcountry lines......dont think that all i do i ski North carolina terrain park..

handicaped skiing
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finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

Mar 16 2004 5:02PM

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this conversation is OVER

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy

Mar 16 2004 5:03PM

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zac, thats stupid, again ill use david copperfield as an example, if a reporter wrotes about one of his shows, and happens to be very naive, he might write that copperfield truly can perform magic, because he saw him dissapear, or cut a woman in half, i personally would accept that he 'sawed a woman in half' or that he 'dissapeared' but i would certainly be more skeptical about the magic part, the only difference with jesus in my opinion is that people reading the story beleived that he was magic, im not saying that i KNOW he wasnt the son of god, im saying that i dont think so

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Who cares what you pray to before skiing- everyone prays for the same thing- dont let me die etc et on this next hit-
To Mister 'AERostotle' Aristotle's doctrine is accepted as fact because we have his original writings, plus writings on his writings by Greek, medievil philosophers like Ptolemy, Copernicus, etc.. and they all agree-
The bible is not to be literally interpreted, nor is any religious text(Koran, Torah, etc)as evidenced by creation versus evolution, Heliocentric philosophy,...

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