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Halloween Stories, let's hear em

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TechnoPotamus
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Search bar-ed and the last thread was in 2007. So let's hear the funny halloween stories and trouble everybody is getting themselves into.


I should have some to contribute after tonight, and last night I blacked out so god knows what I did.
Oct 31 2009 6:54PM
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Shadows
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it hasnt really happened yet...
Oct 31 2009 6:57PM
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geteducated
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well the only good last halloween story that i have is of when i was little and some older kids stole my candy, so i went home and told my dad.  and so he went in the garage and got a hockey stick.  we got in the car and we went on the main street because i had a good idea of which direction they were going.  we found them needless to say and my dad pulled over on the main street got out of the car with the hockey stick and chased them across this apartment building lawn with the stick in the air one kid yelled 'oh shit he's got a hockey stick' and in their terror as they were running, they dropped my candy bag and one of their own.

it was awesome and something ill never forget what my dad did for me.
Oct 31 2009 6:58PM
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J-Evs
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shitiest halloween ever so far
Oct 31 2009 6:58PM
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pianoman
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haha so badass
Oct 31 2009 7:01PM
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TechnoPotamus
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that's so awesome, you're dad is the man
Oct 31 2009 7:05PM
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TechnoPotamus
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your*
Oct 31 2009 7:16PM
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fountain.
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my threads for tomorrow when i actually have a story
Oct 31 2009 7:18PM
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switchieski
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bah! mine too, i cast the gods of haloween down to the devilish pits of doom!
Oct 31 2009 8:40PM
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brandon_
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halloween just isn't what it use to be anymore.
Oct 31 2009 9:31PM
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justinTpetricko
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i went to this party, got drunk.....the end
Oct 31 2009 9:36PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Smoked a 1/4 of dank between 5 heads and had the oppurtinity to go to a rave but i said no and now i am home on NS baked out of my mind.
Oct 31 2009 9:42PM
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Shredneck
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unless you mean a qp thats nothing to be proud of
Oct 31 2009 9:49PM
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Willard
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i dont feel so good right now so im sitting at my house having annoying little kids come up to my house and ask for candy(All my lights are pretty much off)
Oct 31 2009 9:52PM
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zylstra
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dude come on a quarter of dank could easily get me and four friends high as shit. 
Oct 31 2009 9:57PM
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looneygeorge
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sorry this is gonna be a claim post, I warned you so no rude remarks!

Halloween in Norway sucks, BUT I know a american chick which threw a party this year.. Even though I went as a 70s style hippy/rocker with ultra short tight shorts.. I got sexy time... Twice.. and then a BJ..

Too bad I have to wake up for work tomorrow at 7am, and im ZE PISSED at the moment (or ATM for you WoWers!)

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Oct 31 2009 10:39PM
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DrZoidberg
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Well, it rained. A lot. I decided to annihilate my massive amount of homework and did it all in one sitting. I also saw some scary calculus formulas that I'll need to know in like a month, so I guess that's Halloween related.

I also moved sooooo many leaves in my backyard, they're all on one side now. It's like a foot deep or more in leaves, too bad it's not snow.
Oct 31 2009 10:44PM
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Shredneck
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I guess but like I bring quarters to every party i go to and its always killer bud and its always comes down to me running out and smoking shit out of someone else's piece. So when someone claims something like that it just seems weird.
Oct 31 2009 10:53PM
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Uncle.Badness
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Nothing, pretty much the norm.
Nov 1 2009 12:07AM
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Logey.
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yeahh agreed
Nov 1 2009 12:15AM
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thegoat
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So my life is pretty much balls right now, I really don't have any spare time for parting or hangovers, which really is not a big deal because I have never had a big social life. so anyway I am not getting waisted with hot chicks tonight, because of this I am depressed enough not to cook, so anyway I got some Safeway Chinese food and it made me feel like shit.


Nov 1 2009 12:25AM
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jorb.co
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EXACT same thing happened to me, but they stole my bike.

Nov 1 2009 12:29AM
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dr_phil
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I have flu, succkkckskks
but the days before were fucking epic:
Jay-Z show friday, and Boys Noize thursday, which were nights of mayhem
Nov 1 2009 12:31AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Was going to go Trick or Treating with some people, but kind of bailed on that since i had no costume.  Ended up having a friend call me and went to this kid's house and that was alright.  We set up a strobe light in the pitch black basement and did stupid shit then got home at 11. I guess that's not really a cool story, but it was pretty fun.

And agreed ^ Halloween isn't what it used to be.  I remember when i was younger watching Disney Channel Halloween movies like Halloween Town, carving pumpkins, getting all excited for Trick or Treating and putting on my costume and stuff.  Haven't done any of that for a few years now.
Nov 1 2009 12:33AM
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Mr.Panda
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Went to a party as a Panda and my girlfriend was Cammy from Street Fighter. Stayed, each had like two beers, left, came back, and sat down to watch a movie while eating some Ice Cream with Bailey's Irish Cream.
Nov 1 2009 12:36AM
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Dr.NS
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alright, so my halloween night.


hung out with a friend, we were bored
went to a grade 11 party (we're seniors in HS) because we were bored

it started with grade 11s mainly, then some fucking 10's and even niners showed up
we got stuck bouncing people pretty much (me and some of my buddies) to keep people out of the house

soon enough, a shitload of people showed up, even though it was supposed to be an only my school party. it was supposed to be about 50 people, by 10 30 we had about 130 people there, on the lawn and street and shit

so, (heres where it gets bad.) some graduated guys come (bunch of brown dudes and shit) who think they're really hot shit, but are still scary as fuck, show up. they have super beef with this one grade 11 kid, and some other younger kids too. and trust, this one dude in particular has gotten away with some fucked up shit. so they showed up, and me and my friend go to say hi to them and see whats up

basically they say they're there to actually KILL a kid. they brought a fucking gun and he showed us and shit. they were like get the fuck out of here, so we all did, there was still about 100 people around not from our school.

i just got home, and im hoping shit didnt go down (though the kid they hated is a fucking idiot.) anyways i got some beer stolen too, and i didnt get to drink at all, so im sober as fuck

fucked up.

oh and the cops came. lol



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spark notes: was at a party, wasnt very good, more people came, guys came with a gun to kill a kid apparently, cops came, still not sure what went down in the end

Nov 1 2009 12:38AM
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no_steeze
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i went to a school dance which sucked ass...the past 2 years it's been sick but today it was absolute shit

when i was in like 5th grade a kid stole my heaping bag of candy which i'd spent the night accumulating and i was dressed as a ninja with a plastic sword so without thinking i whipped the sword off my back as he was running away and whacked him across the back of the knees. he fell over and i remember hitting his arm with the sword until he let go of the bag and i got it...then he got mad and chased me back to my friend's house until my dad yelled at him
Nov 1 2009 12:40AM
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kabozo101
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same
Nov 1 2009 12:41AM
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pmw
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haha thatd be great to be on the side of the road, see an older kid take some small kids candy, then the kid beat him with a plastic ninja sword.
Nov 1 2009 12:42AM
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VT_scratch
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worst halloween ever. I would've had more fun out trick or treating the streets with the 10 year olds. My mom wouldn't let me do shit and where I ended up my friends were drinking and spending the night at a kids house and I had to leave at midnight so I was just gonna smoke but then they didnt wanna smoke until later before going to sleep or w/e so I skateboarded in a kids basement and watched a snowboard movie with some drunk kids while I was the only sober one. FUCKING SWEET.

heres the only good thing that came out of it, earlier today my friend and I finished this quick edit; im the skier.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=169938441595&ref=mf
Nov 1 2009 12:47AM
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charmander
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i chilled with a girl from denmark this evening, just wanted to let you know.

went trick or treating with her and some other frieds, because her and this girl from france had never really been trick or treating, so that was fun.
Nov 1 2009 1:10AM
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_CC_
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went to a party in a towel, got nowhere with 'that guy', drove my lazy friend home illegally in the pouring rain while she was making our with her boyfriend, and i feel like ive been hit by a bus. crappy.
Nov 1 2009 1:15AM
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8ONE657
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kewl so i got into a fight with my roommate/ex bf, now i'm moing outta teh apartment and back home so i will have to commute. i was supposed to go out to a party and had epic plans for a costume now i'm sitting at home taking shots of bubblgeume vodaka with my father and his gf KEWL I R AWESOME!
Nov 1 2009 1:46AM
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Mr.Panda
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And drunk too apparently?
Nov 1 2009 1:47AM
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griffin.paisley
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hahaha, i stuck the smoke machine through my friends dog door and put the trigger down and it set off the alarm.
Nov 1 2009 1:57AM
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mike91129
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Played a Halloween show as gorilla biscuits. Fun stuff.
Nov 1 2009 1:00AM
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dmc12380
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woke up at 9am and started drinking for the football game, CU vs mizzou. walked around the streets pre-gaming the game a lil bit. went back to my friends at half time and started drinking again at around 1. went to an after game party. came home and drank a little bit more then took a nap at around 6.
woke up at around 730 then went to my buddies an watched yankees and phils game and also drank and played a bunch of pong. then went out to a couple of parties, nothing really special happened.
went back home at around 12 to a huge mess, shades ripped off the wall, windows broken, and garbage thrown everywhere.
woke up my roommate who passed out at 9, he was all pissed off for some reason and decided to punch out another window which made a huge gash in his hand.
so i walked him like 15 blocks to the hospital and ended waiting 3 hours for him to get stitched up. it wasnt so bad though cause i heard a bunch of crazy stories from other peoples halloween and saw like 5 alcohol poisoned chicks all come in at once.
while my friend was getting stitched up he heard some crazy stories too, some girl next to him i guess answered the door to some trick-o- treater dressed in all black and wearing a scream mask and the dude stabbed the chick in the stomach pretty bad, and this other chick next to him got stabbed in the forehead. idk shit was pretty hectic there.
after he got fixed up we walked back to our house and chatted it up with a few bums, and heard some weird ass stories from them, and then we ate some food and now its almost 430 in the morning so good night.
Nov 1 2009 6:18AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Woke up.

Made skis.

Eat dinner.

Had a beer.

Back to making skis.

Having whatever meal you eat between dinner and breakfast cause its 3:30am here.

Planning to make skis after cup o noodles consumed.
Nov 1 2009 6:21AM
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Arabian.
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What a sad life you lead.
Nov 1 2009 6:24AM
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mattytru
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fucked up
Nov 1 2009 6:45AM
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tommyp1ckles
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got sick....went to sleep at 8

my Halloween pretty much fails
Nov 1 2009 7:44AM
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Narlyshredder
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me and my two friends went trick or treatin and got a lot of fuckin candy then walked around throwing firecrackers at people then went into a neighbor hood and teepeed some house(it sucked because everytime we threw it would just come out the other side of the tree untouched) then we walked around some more and tried to find a house to trick or treat at but we couldnt find any so we just put some fire crackers in some ones mailbox. and then we went back to my friends house and just hung out and played stinger( pingpong ) until me and my friend got picked up
Nov 1 2009 8:00AM
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.frenchy
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great story hansel
Nov 1 2009 8:04AM
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Narlyshredder
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ok then good for u
Nov 1 2009 8:07AM
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[BRI]noceros
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wow, you're a tool
for me, i had a shitty halloween because i had to work and i had to make a shitload of pizzas, and on top of that i'm sick so that's shitty. and to top it all off, i was going to go to a concert but i couldn't go because i had to work

FML
Nov 1 2009 8:28AM
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Narlyshredder
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im fuckin 13! im not a fucking tool!
Nov 1 2009 8:32AM
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GratefulDead
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"ZOMG LETS THROW FIRECRACKERS AT PEOPLE!"
"YEAH!!!!"

Tool.
Nov 1 2009 8:44AM
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Narlyshredder
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we knew the people so im not a fucking tool!
Nov 1 2009 8:50AM
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CJHski
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you're a tool
Nov 1 2009 8:54AM
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skiblandford
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i carried around a toilet made of cardboard
Nov 1 2009 8:57AM
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TURTLEMAN1
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i had fun
Nov 1 2009 9:03AM
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