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No Shave November Contest!

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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
So, No Shave November starts tomorrow and I figured this year instead of looking like a hobo by myself, I would see how many people on NS I could convince to look homeless with me.

Objective
To grow the gnarliest beard possible in observance of No Shave November

Rules
1. You must start with a clean shaven face and prove that you've done so by posting your picture in this thread

2. You must grow the gnarliest beard possible.

3. Winners will be voted by the NS community on Dec 1st on the following criteria: chose the gnarliest beard.

4. The term "No Shave" is open to interpretation. If you think NS will chose you as a winner even if you shave a few times, go for it. Just keep in mind the idea is not to shave, and voters will hopefully have that in mind while voting.

5. Thats it. That means you can enter anytime in November. So if you think you can win starting on Thanksgiving, have at it.

Prizes
BEER! A sixer of homemade Scottish Ale. (It's actually good, we're pretty much pro)
and a monster Spacecraft sticker, and If I have some other stuff I wanna throw in I will.

Here's my entry:
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Oct 31 2009 4:37PM
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aPoulin
Posts: 65 - Karma: 13
yeah post up the final pictures guys !
Dec 1 2009 11:14AM
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Spacekroft
Posts: 1332 - Karma: 41
lets see some gnarly beards!
Dec 1 2009 12:21PM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
Because I remembered what day it was:

Beardin'
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side view
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I had to trim it short two weeks ago for a job interview. It was over 1" long at that point.
Dec 1 2009 3:50PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
time to upload final pics hahaa...i experimented with the facial hair too after
Dec 1 2009 4:36PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
pretty gruesome hahaa

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Dec 1 2009 4:44PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
pedophile mustache final

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Dec 1 2009 4:48PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
I couldn't bring myself to take a picture of my nasty chops. Suffice to say, i looked like elvis.
Dec 1 2009 4:55PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
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so heinous, at the start i planned to go way past november but it got so itchy and nasty looking.
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Dec 1 2009 5:17PM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
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Dec 1 2009 5:36PM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
yeahahahahaeassasaaaaaa!
Dec 1 2009 5:36PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Ew.

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Dec 1 2009 7:02PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
i vote for this.

unfortunately, i have to be clean shaven for school...
Dec 1 2009 7:07PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Just wait for when I shave mine into a stache. It will far surpass the one you quoted.
Dec 1 2009 7:08PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
hahaha, it might be his weird grin that makes it so good.

i agree yours will be superb.

This event should continue into "Mustache for the Holidays Contest"
Dec 1 2009 7:10PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Here was mine from Moustache March:

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Dec 1 2009 7:14PM
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aPoulin
Posts: 65 - Karma: 13
uni-corn gets my vote, i think its the most gnarly
Dec 1 2009 11:45PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
DON'T SHAVE DECEMBER
Dec 1 2009 11:48PM
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ColoradoSkiShop
Posts: 504 - Karma: 139
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Always take part of NSN.  Wish is saw this thread before!  TeenWolf would be proud of my beard growing skills.  MAN!

 Next year.  We will host it.

NewSchoolers.com and members will judge.  Prizes T.B.D. 

Sound good?
Dec 1 2009 11:48PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Me:

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Dec 1 2009 11:51PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
im going to take a picture right now. hold up.
Dec 1 2009 11:59PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Oh damn. I vote Vince before I even see a picture.
Dec 2 2009 12:07AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
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haha i rolled up the ends of the stash. Click for larger image
Dec 2 2009 12:09AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
PLEASE MAKE THIS YOUR FACEBOOK PROFILE PICTURE.
Dec 2 2009 12:10AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
haha i think were pretty even actually. mine is just reaaally thick. i cant even part it to see skin. when i get home for break my buddies are shaving my head, and i think im gonna keep growing the beard out for as long as i can. i kinda like it, people stop ID'ing me at bars.
Dec 2 2009 12:11AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
The angle of my picture does mine more justice than deserved... It is actually a really really shitty excuse for a beard, but I don't care. I will rock a patchy one no problem. Hopefully not gonna cut it for the whole winter.
Dec 2 2009 12:14AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
right on man, thats what im planning on doing also, i want to keep it until the snow melts. its only been a month and i have my ex girlfriend who thinks she still owns me calling me up telling me to shave it because it makes my face look fat... wtf? i told her she should work on keeping her stash to a minimum because it makes her look mexican. (shes part mexican, doesnt have a stash i just like making her feel self conscious.)

im an asshole.
Dec 2 2009 12:18AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
That does not make you an asshole, that makes you my hero.
Dec 2 2009 12:21AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
as long as im somebodys hero, i am happy haha.


but on a sidenote, how excited are you to witness your beard get covered in snow and ice this winter.
Dec 2 2009 12:28AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
thats great. you are in no way an asshole lol
Dec 2 2009 12:31AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Like no other. I had a gnarly moustache over spring break in 3 feet of fresh and even that taste of facial hair being snow covered(pun intended) got me overly excited.

Plus, having a job that doesn't give a shit about facial hair FTMFW.
Dec 2 2009 12:31AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
so how does it feel not to get laid for a whole month?
Dec 2 2009 12:33AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
lmao speak for yourself bud. women love my beard, i actually tend to get just as much ass or more when i grow it out, dont ask me why because i dont know.
Dec 2 2009 12:36AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Women love a manly looking man.
Dec 2 2009 12:37AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
if thats my hat ill fucking kill you.
Dec 2 2009 12:41AM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243
some of these look so gross haha
Dec 2 2009 12:48AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
sounds like you're trying to validate something.
Dec 2 2009 12:51AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
that is my hat.
your sending that and what ever else you fucking stole from my room back here tomorrow, before you loose it like you loose all your shit dumbass.
Dec 2 2009 12:54AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
and that would be?
Dec 2 2009 12:57AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
like you had something to prove by naming how much more ass you're getting?

i don't know.  your shit looks like a terrorist. but +10 points for trying to get handle bars going.

at least vinceprus looks decent.

trolled
Dec 2 2009 1:03AM
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vincepru
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i was just claiming it, i wasnt trying to make a big deal out of it, or even make it seem like i was... just merely making a truthful statement
Dec 2 2009 1:07AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
He is just wanting attention in a thread so he says something that will cause an argument.
Dec 2 2009 1:09AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
oh i see, is this the whole "trolling" epidemic that i missed out on?
Dec 2 2009 1:11AM
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uni-corn
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Apparently.
Dec 2 2009 1:14AM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
There now I can shave this shit off my face
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Dec 2 2009 1:37AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Looks like you did 'Neckbeard November' instead.
Dec 2 2009 1:41AM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
So, from here on out post your votes. No quoting pictures please.
Last day to vote is saturday.
Most votes : gnarliest beard wins
Winner will be announced sunday.
If you already posted your vote, do it again, your last one won't count.
Good luck.
Dec 2 2009 1:43AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
My vote is for Vince.
Dec 2 2009 1:44AM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
I know. Really fucking gross. I'm about 1 beer away from the clippers.
Dec 2 2009 1:46AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Oh, c'mon... LET IT GROW!
Dec 2 2009 1:49AM
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vincepru
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yes let it grow man! you get used to the itch and it goes away.
Dec 2 2009 3:41AM
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