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A Marriage in the Name of Newschoolers.com

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Style+eeze
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Alright, now that you've all clicked on this thread, i have a very, very special announcement.

I, Peter, am marrying two very special Nsers that you have all heard of. Thomas and Aimee, also known to you as mrstskier and stillakilla.

These two have a special bond that brought them together via Newschoolers.com and the freeskiing community.

Aimee, will you take Thomas as your lawfully wedded int3rwubz husband?

Thomas, will you take Aimee has your lawfully wedded int3rwubz wife?


Oct 31 2009 2:06AM
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8ONE657
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yer.
Oct 31 2009 2:08AM
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Balto
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jeaaaaa
Oct 31 2009 2:08AM
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Style+eeze
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tommy, you may now kiss the bride
Oct 31 2009 2:08AM
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vincepru
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this is as gay as when huntachick and i got ewed like 4 years ago... on NS
Oct 31 2009 2:09AM
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soulskier
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you may now kiss the bride
Oct 31 2009 2:09AM
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8ONE657
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OM NOM NOM!
gimme dat tongue lawlz.
Oct 31 2009 2:10AM
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Balto
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*passionately kissed new wife*
Oct 31 2009 2:11AM
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shragler
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[IMG]soundoflife.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/marriage-quotes.jpg[/IMG]

your life is now done! good luck

[IMG]skinet.com/ski/files/imagecache/blog_image/_images/200910/SkiWeddingBlog.jpg[/IMG]

Oct 31 2009 2:11AM
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8ONE657
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hehe i'm going to med school, he won't ever have to work EVA.
Oct 31 2009 2:12AM
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Style+eeze
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you may pee in the bride's butt.
Oct 31 2009 2:12AM
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vincepru
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what school?
Oct 31 2009 2:14AM
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Balto
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no
Oct 31 2009 2:14AM
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Mr.Panda
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Oh, come on mang. You've never done that? Man, I have... quite unique, peeing into a females' rear and seeing said urine come back out.
Oct 31 2009 2:17AM
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shragler
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good god damn!
Oct 31 2009 2:18AM
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CypressGrove
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dude sick. get help.
Oct 31 2009 2:20AM
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ski-swagga
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CONGRATS!!
Oct 31 2009 2:22AM
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hue.
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nothing ties the knot better than peeing in her butt
Oct 31 2009 3:02AM
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Pee_and_Ski
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what the hell just happened?
Oct 31 2009 3:52AM
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Elijah.
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If I marry a skier chick, I'll totally do a NS marriage. I'm that homo.
Oct 31 2009 3:56AM
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CJHski
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really gay.....i mean like. REALLY GAY
Oct 31 2009 4:17AM
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chickenwang
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i object!
Oct 31 2009 4:25AM
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derbski
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a little late, although the priest never gave the opportunity.
Oct 31 2009 4:51AM
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Arabian.
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I always cry at these things. mmm. TwT
Oct 31 2009 5:31AM
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*simba*
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was this discussed over Ns tinychat lol
Oct 31 2009 9:53AM
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SKIU4EA
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it's too early in the morning to be peeing in girls' butts.
Oct 31 2009 10:05AM
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meat_sack
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what
Oct 31 2009 10:06AM
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TURTLEMAN1
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this thread started out retarted but its quite funnt now
Oct 31 2009 10:07AM
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freeski07
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that's cute
Oct 31 2009 10:39AM
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SteezyasPie
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False. It's never too early to pee in a girls butt
Oct 31 2009 10:42AM
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hartig
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aimee... so i take it we got a divorce?
Oct 31 2009 10:44AM
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SteezyasPie
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Oct 31 2009 10:48AM
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SKIU4EA
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yo your right.... most people wake up in the morning, roll over and sweetly kiss their girl on the cheek.  I roll over and pee in her butt.
Oct 31 2009 10:50AM
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no_steeze
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i was supposed to be best man....but i don't approve of this relationship...not one bit

aimee, you will find thomas rather boring. he just sits home and plays wow all day, hence why he can probably video chat with you at odd hours of the day
Oct 31 2009 10:51AM
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no_steeze
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also thomas is 16, aimee is however old she is which is older than 18, so have fun with this asshole

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Oct 31 2009 11:17AM
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prontocuts.com
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aimee said that me and her were e married.

im going to go kill myself
Oct 31 2009 11:59AM
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B-runge
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ew.
Oct 31 2009 12:09PM
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hartig
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AIMEE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US
Oct 31 2009 12:37PM
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skiierman
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are people really this pathetic and fucking gay? honestly why does this happen?
Oct 31 2009 12:42PM
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hartig
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jokes
Oct 31 2009 12:43PM
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prontocuts.com
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the pain is too much, I can not survive in this world anymore
Oct 31 2009 12:59PM
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no_steeze
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i declined the role of best man

i still love thomas, but i do not support his e-relationship
Oct 31 2009 1:11PM
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yojimbo
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everyone down I'm here to kill the bride.
Oct 31 2009 1:20PM
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vincepru
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lmao, it might just be the fact that the girl to guy ratio on this site is 1 for every 35 guys, they all want the same one...
Oct 31 2009 1:37PM
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GayWolf420
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that doesnt seem right. you see, stilla is a very thug and mrstskier sleeps a whole fucking lot.
also inb4 chris hansen
Oct 31 2009 1:40PM
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Balto
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love you to alex
Oct 31 2009 1:42PM
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8ONE657
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jerk!
Oct 31 2009 1:43PM
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Deletedtoday
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sucks for the bride marrying an interweb student
Oct 31 2009 1:58PM
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mBall
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i hear thomas has a girlfriend.... AND a e-wife!
Oct 31 2009 2:00PM
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8ONE657
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i have a boyfriend and an e-hubz nbd.
Oct 31 2009 2:08PM
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family_vacation
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shotgun wedding?
Oct 31 2009 2:10PM
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