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"If you've seen our own Adam Frucci's hilarious review
of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can, you know the deal. It's a fake beer
can/rubbery vagina that you put your wang in. Well, now it has
fangs...if that's your thing. Having seen the horror film, Teeth, this thing freaks me the F out. But, if you've got a thing for True Blood or Twilight, then the Succu Dry is for you. It costs an extra $5 bucks compared to the usual "models"
