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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
Someone entered my password wrong on my Blackberry 10 times and wiped all my contacts and settings and everything. I don't know if this has happened to any of you but it is a HUGE pain in the ass. Anyways, he lives right down the hall from me in a dorm, give me ideas on how to absolutely wreck him.
Oct 30 2009 7:58PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
jump him? if not thattt "accidentaly" wreck his phone. If you just want to prank him i have no ideas
Oct 30 2009 8:00PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
cum on his his brick of cheese and leave it on his counter top.
Oct 30 2009 8:00PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
jizz in his shampoo.

that's kinda gay though.



so maybe not. steal his phone and throw that shit out the window. just steal his shit, little things, that he needs though, like his keys. and then place them where you know he'll find them, but make him suffer for a few days first
Oct 30 2009 8:00PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
I'm thinking an epic prank but I'm not sure what I should do.... His roommate is helping me otherwise I would slip half an envelope of shaving cream under his door and stomp on the other half.
Oct 30 2009 8:03PM
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mitchk
Posts: 678 - Karma: 19

hit him in the head while hes sleepinmg, tie him up and put him in a dumpster. when he comes to make sure he is fully aware of what is goin on, pour karocene on only one of his legs and let him slowly burn. and obvsly gag him so he cant yell.

like fuck do we have to tell you everything it seemed pretty obvious to me.

Oct 30 2009 8:03PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
blackberry's do that? hmm that sucks
Oct 30 2009 8:04PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
make a chili contest, then kill his parents and put them in the chili that he gets
Oct 30 2009 8:11PM
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mr_grom
Posts: 708 - Karma: 51
PEE IN HIS BUTT
Oct 30 2009 8:11PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
there's always that option
Oct 30 2009 8:13PM
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Static
Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,089
squirt a lil super glue in his doors keyhole, he won't be able to get in, and they'll charge him for a new lock

Oct 30 2009 8:14PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
holy shit. if I find some super glue I'm gonna be sooo happy
Oct 30 2009 8:16PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
he'll probably split the cost with his roomate so it might be a dick move
Oct 30 2009 8:19PM
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Rachy
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This really only works for someone with a lot of stuff...


Go to a pet shop and buy like 50 goldfish. Then any sort of cup like surface put a goldfish. You can buy dixi cups and put them in a cup and in their shoes and such... pen holders... there is just so much variety. The other option is to get a kiddie pool and put it on his bed and fill it with fish.

Basically it becomes, how do you remove all the water with out soaking anything, and then what do you do with all the fish.

Not the most humane thing... but just get the feeder fish and put a little note like, please dont kill me at the bottom of the pool.



Another one is to wrap everything of his in tin foil. But it can be a little expensive unless you can get one of the 10 packs at costco or something.
Oct 30 2009 8:23PM
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Static
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they might even roll it into the floors damage costs at the end of the year, making everyone pay. But he'll still endure the hassle of getting locked out and having his knob replaced.
Oct 30 2009 8:27PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
get his # and all his info and apply in his name to every branch of the military
Oct 30 2009 8:29PM
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mr_grom
Posts: 708 - Karma: 51
It's a longshot, but do your dorms have their own bathrooms? If so, you could do the door lock thing when he is in the bathroom, then put like pillows and stuff in the door cracks so he is harder to hear.
Oct 30 2009 8:31PM
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steezeandskis
Posts: 646 - Karma: 21
this may sound crazy but hear me out.  pee on a plate, just a thin layer.  freeze said piss.  Take disc o' pee and slide under door.  let it melt.  maybe put red food coloring in too, so it looks like blood.  get creative
Oct 30 2009 8:32PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
That would be soooo bad hahaha

Right now he is expecting a massive retaliation and unfortunately he is bigger than me so I can't just kick his ass. I have a feeling super gluing his door would get me fucked in the end
Oct 30 2009 8:34PM
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andersteeze
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hack his facebook and delete it? if he is addicted to facebook.

Oct 30 2009 8:36PM
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Malcolm
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hahaha what the fuck? thats a pretty good idea though
Oct 30 2009 8:37PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
If I wanted to absolutely raise hell, I would take a shaver to his hair when he's asleep. He loves his hair so much, but that would definitely get my ass kicked
Oct 30 2009 8:39PM
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mr_grom
Posts: 708 - Karma: 51
Give him a Cleveland Steamer and shit on his chest. Or do what Cartman did to Butters and like make him do something that looks realllllly gay in his sleep to you and take a picture of it and send it around.
Oct 30 2009 8:40PM
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Shabangarang
Posts: 949 - Karma: 156

put an egg in his heater or some tuna fish it will stink out his room and he wont be able to find out were its coming from

Oct 30 2009 8:41PM
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DaNinjew
Posts: 240 - Karma: 44
poop in his pillow and it'd stink and hed get poo on him:]
Oct 30 2009 8:43PM
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DaNinjew
Posts: 240 - Karma: 44
poop in his pillow and it'd stink and hed get poo on him:]
Oct 30 2009 8:44PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
10/10 for making me lol

if I wasn't friends with his roommate this job would be much easier
Oct 30 2009 8:50PM
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no_steeze
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shoot him in the face with a musket
Oct 30 2009 8:52PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
dude, that could make this so much easier.
Oct 30 2009 8:55PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30
Would he know it was you?
Oct 30 2009 8:56PM
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crazy_karl
Posts: 774 - Karma: 5,042
Make a Craig's List account, and make an ad for a free high quality washer and dryer

at the bottom of the page put a note like trying to get rid of these asap, first come first serve, accompanied by his email and phone number. He will get calls out the ass for like 3 days strait if you make a good ad!
Oct 30 2009 8:59PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
put a tack in a can of axe and pull it out and throw it into his room. it'll spray a whole can in his room and it'll smell for days. everything in there will smell like pee.
Oct 30 2009 9:00PM
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mr_grom
Posts: 708 - Karma: 51
That's great. You could do that with a lot of different items too. Try making an ad with something really rare that a lot of people want.
Oct 30 2009 9:01PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
We have a winner. Definitely doing this once I find his number
Oct 30 2009 9:02PM
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dreadyboy
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that's a good idea but do a lot more shit like cars xbox tv roomate wanted
Oct 30 2009 9:02PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
Alright I'll make multiple ads for multiple things

"Moving Sale: 52" plasma needs to go! $300"

"Roommate needed for apartment in Manhattan: $2000 a month"

"Free Washer and Drier"
Oct 30 2009 9:04PM
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daringharry.
Posts: 476 - Karma: 9
my threads
Oct 30 2009 9:09PM
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mr_grom
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Yeah especially the apartment in Manhattan. That will be a popular one.
Oct 30 2009 9:09PM
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.travis.
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hahaha do this for sure! its funny, annoying as fuck, and no real damage to piss him off enough to kick your ass. also, enter his info on one of those sites were people post adds for google, they call you to follow up and get you to sign up. my friend did that to me and they called 23 times in the first 3 days and kept calling even after i told them to stop. soooo annoying.
Oct 30 2009 9:09PM
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daringharry.
Posts: 476 - Karma: 9
sign him up for porn sites....
And if you have access to his computer, well then that opens up different possibilities.
Oct 30 2009 9:10PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
how do I do that?
Oct 30 2009 9:25PM
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flip29
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
hahaha... you sir.. are a genius
Oct 30 2009 9:33PM
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.travis.
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I'm looking for the site that he put my info on, ill post the link once i find it. if not just google like how to make money with google or something and sign him up.
Oct 30 2009 9:36PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
I put up an dadd for a $500 52" toshiba in the bronx and a black guy called and was like "i want yo toshiba nigga" and the kid had no clue what was going on
Oct 30 2009 10:44PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
ad* i fail
Oct 30 2009 10:45PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
poop under his pillow.
Oct 30 2009 10:51PM
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mackcamp
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 263
You can do it!!! Saw his fucking head off!!
Oct 30 2009 10:54PM
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.Emerson.
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my threads
Oct 30 2009 11:01PM
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T-Holt
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Take his keu, put it in the lock, lock the door, and kick the key.  The key will break, and part of it will stay in the lock making it nearly impossible to open.

If you really wanna mindfuck him, replace his stuff with slightly larger or smaller (depending on which would make him more self-conscious) identical things.  Like take his favorite shirt, and replace it with an identical shirt, one size smaller.  Maybe even find a way to change the tags to fuck with him even more.  Replace his lights with slightly dimmer ones.  Rearrange his things slightly.  Take things for a few hours while he frantically looks for them and then put them back in a slightly different place.  I'm assuming you're in NYC because of the apartment, so take his metro card and swipe it once or twice every now and again and then put it back. (if you don't live in NYC disregard that).  Maybe use his meal plan card?

Idk, mindfucks are the most satisfying in the end.
Oct 30 2009 11:04PM
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mason-
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my threads

hahahahaha such a good thread

Oct 30 2009 11:05PM
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