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I have a hair caught in my throat

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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Its really bugging me.

I've tried drinking water, eating, wont dislodge. Feels really weird. If I stick anything back there I start gagging, even if I do the thumb trick. Any and all ideas, please.
Oct 30 2009 6:11AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Lobotomize yourself.

But srsly, maybe throw up, try to ignore it and go to bed. Really the only two tru options when you think about it.
Oct 30 2009 6:12AM
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[~_~]
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wat kind of hair?
Oct 30 2009 6:41AM
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njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
did you try eating a piece of bread? I've heard this works. or take a rice crispy bar and eat big chunks of it.
Oct 30 2009 7:08AM
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mattytru
Posts: 2788 - Karma: 5,618
^good call on the rice crispie, got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat all night and now ill try this
Oct 30 2009 7:28AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
I cant go to sleep, having too much fun with heavy machinery. Still stuck in there, trying some scotch to see if hard A will make my esophagus secrete more saliva and loosen it.

And as its stuck in the back of my throat, no, I dont know what type of hair it is.
Oct 30 2009 7:41AM
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TURTLEMAN1
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wat do you mean wat kind of hair

Oct 30 2009 7:50AM
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charmander_sucks
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10

Drink some Drain-O

A lot of drain-o at least thats what i'd do

Oct 30 2009 7:59AM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
Swallow some gum, the hair will stick to it? idk

Stop diving hairy muff
Oct 30 2009 8:32AM
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ReedSkis~
Posts: 2122 - Karma: 98
make a tight fist with your left hand (with the thumb on the inside, so you squeeze your thumb), it will suppress your gagging reflex, then you should be able to get it out
good luck
Oct 30 2009 8:36AM
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Lemuel
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He said the thumb trick didn't work...
Oct 30 2009 8:42AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,234
chug mass amounts of food or water really fast, or cough. maybe try acting like you are about to spit snot and do that throat growl
Oct 30 2009 12:18PM
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skibee1000
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
stop sucking dick and you wont get pubes stuck in your throat.. seriousely. drink a beer and shut up about your pubes haha
Oct 30 2009 12:24PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
pudding. try eating some pudding
Oct 30 2009 12:30PM
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horner
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 1,578

3:35
Oct 30 2009 1:07PM
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Malcolm
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try gurgling water. or do like cats do when theyre about to cough up a fur ball
Oct 30 2009 1:12PM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
how did you get hair in your throat?
Oct 30 2009 2:37PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
rub your temples for 30 seconds and deepthroat ur hard and jerk it out.
Oct 30 2009 2:39PM
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purps
Posts: 468 - Karma: 30
I don't believe you should drink scotch while having fun with heavy machinery.
Oct 30 2009 2:45PM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Pubes have that nasty ability to Velcro to your esophagus. Like someone said. Don't dive on hairy muffs.
Oct 30 2009 2:47PM
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Kmania
Posts: 756 - Karma: 79
another victim of a botched salad tossing. maybe long tweezers would do the trick? good luck not puking if your reaching back there
Oct 30 2009 2:51PM
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Tortao
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stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit. should work
Oct 30 2009 3:38PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
don't eat such hairy pussy, rowen.
Oct 30 2009 3:44PM
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gnarmada
Posts: 235 - Karma: 17
hahahaha like in curb your enthusiasm
Oct 30 2009 3:44PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
i know how you feel, vagina hairs get me every time, damn them
Oct 30 2009 5:09PM
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Narlyshredder
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
get a glass of water and drink it until the hair is out of ur throat. its better than throwing it up and ur supposed to get 8 glasses of water a day so ull be healthier so u can ski or snowboard better!
Oct 30 2009 5:14PM
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[Dawn
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try apple sauce, or make a omlet and swallow a fucking huge mouthful of that shit.

should work...
Oct 30 2009 6:19PM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
chug a beer while doing a hand-stand with your feet against the wall.  oh and bring a camera.
Oct 30 2009 7:21PM
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Wis_Skier_23
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 245
gargle salt water....will hopefully take out the hair and its suppose to help you not to get sick....kill 2 birds wit one stone
Oct 30 2009 8:24PM
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lineC88
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peanut butter??
Oct 30 2009 9:17PM
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daringharry.
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That's what you get for sucking macmahooons dick....
Next time give him a razor or something....
Oct 30 2009 9:20PM
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BootySpunk.
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Rowen Rowen Rowen...At least you were a champ and took it like a man all the way to the back of your throat.
Oct 30 2009 9:23PM
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crazy_karl
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thats quite the dilemna haha
Oct 30 2009 9:24PM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175

swallow the biggest mouthful of pancakes possible

or swallow a razor to shave it off

Oct 30 2009 9:48PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
I had the same thing happen to me once.... I tried everything and I coudlnt get it out, but even eventually it will go away. give it a few days
Oct 30 2009 9:53PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
first thing i thought of was the curb episode when he has the hair in his throat
Oct 30 2009 10:39PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
tweezers?
Oct 30 2009 10:51PM
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