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Fooling the Parents...

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west
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Ok, I need some serious help here. I have the chance to go to Myrtle Beach for a week with a couple friends of mine as soon as school gets out and rock this kid's beach house. It will, in essence, be a non stop party....and I absolutly must go. My dad is being pretty lame, and won't let me go because the kid's dad isn't going. So my question is.....How can I go for a couple days, with a fool-proof plan to make my dad think that ther ewill be a adult down there? Any help would be greatly appreciated.




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Mar 15 2004 11:57AM
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Lateralis
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say your going somewhere else


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Mar 15 2004 3:37PM
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SkeeOrDye
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dont lie, just dont let them hear the truth. nothn a parent hates more than their kid lying. think about it.
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Mar 15 2004 4:02PM
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4skizzle
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telling the truth is what got him in this bind in the first place. Lie your ass off man and just hope for the best.










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Mar 15 2004 4:04PM
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winterparksuks
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kill them








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Mar 15 2004 4:25PM
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Tiffy
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Two plans:
A: Tell them that you're going camping some other kids for the weekend cause you don't feel like going to the beach.
B: Guilt trip your dad into letting you go (usually works on my parents). This only works if they haven't caught you doing anything bad before. 'But Dad, we're good kids, we aren't into drinking or anything. Don't you trust me? What are you so worried about, we're just gonna go to the beach and hang out, we're all stressed out from school and just need time to chill, we NEED this break. All we wanna do is swim and lay in the sun, you know I'm not into that other stuff.'
Good luck!




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Mar 15 2004 4:55PM
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Big_Air_Smite
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Just go, parents ruin too many dreams anyways, you've got to take things into your own hands and just go for it!
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Mar 15 2004 5:06PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
Tiffy, I dont think his dad would believe he wants to 'lay in the sun' but still, a guilt trip is always good.
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Mar 15 2004 5:12PM
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_alli_
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if you do end up going, dont lie when u get back, just own up to it. seriously, parents lose respect for you and treat you even more like a little kid if you keep lying to them.

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Mar 15 2004 5:13PM
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permanente1600
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^^for sure. fess up when you get back. it will make the punishment a little less bad, if there is any punishment at all.




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Mar 15 2004 5:21PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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say that you're friends aunt or uncle is gonna be there or something.


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Mar 15 2004 6:26PM
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jman
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Yeah but his dad might want to meet whoevers dad is going before he lets him go.

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Mar 15 2004 6:35PM
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snowforblood
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trying to have someone sound like your friends dad on the phone to call your dad isn't a bad idea, and me and my friends have pulled that off numerous times. but if push comes to shove just kill your dad and he won't have any problems with you going.





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Mar 15 2004 6:38PM
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Astomp
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or just try telling them straight up that your old enough to make some decisions in your life. thats what i did when i went to the ocean last year with a bunch of friends. it worked. guilt them with why dont you trust me and shit like that.
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Mar 15 2004 8:30PM
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MistaSkier
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Say you're staying with parents that live there. Maybe make up an aunt or uncle for someone that's going with you or something like that. If you'd like I could call your damn parents pretending to be some old person you're staying with.


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Mar 15 2004 9:09PM
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Tiffy
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Yeah buddy, I'll call and be the kid's mom who has the uncle that lives down there that you're staying with




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Mar 15 2004 9:29PM
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c_lo
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Just tell you're dad to stop being such a faggot. If you have hair on your balls i say your old enough to go, you can use that if you want
Mar 16 2004 12:13AM
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steezee5
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jib_empyre has got it down.....call your dad from a payphone and use a really deep voice. Give yourself permission to go. Then invite your dad to play golf sometime. Then stand him up. It would work and be funny at the same time.


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Mar 16 2004 6:40AM
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Insomniac
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how about not telling them your going, then when ur down ther, call and fuck them if there pissed.
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Mar 16 2004 1:28PM
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KingShit
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Dude just fucking go, seriously, I dont know how old you are or your relationship w/ your folks, but if you think its a right thing to do, then fuck your parents and go have fun... Some people got to fight for their right to party... Peace. Hope it works out.

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Mar 16 2004 1:39PM
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just tell your dad you'll turn queer if you dont go. Then start leaving gay porn around the house and lube and ass beads. He'll fold like a cheap lawnchair.

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Mar 16 2004 1:55PM
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KingShit
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nevermind what I said, listen to him.

Motherfuckers...
Mar 16 2004 1:56PM
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west
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My hat goes off to you......lol......




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Mar 16 2004 1:58PM
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dilla_says_go
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yeah just tell your dad to stop being such a stubborn assfuck and punch him in the balls. put superglue in his hair and piss in his bed. he'll be glad to get rid of you.
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Mar 16 2004 2:13PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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my dad does this to me because he thinks i do coke, but you gotta leave your dad the phone number of your friends cell phone, unless hes really douche baggish and will look up their phone number, so when your dad calls your friends 'dad' he gets your friend. By the way how old are yoU??
Mar 16 2004 6:58PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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offer your dad anal sex.


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Mar 16 2004 7:45PM
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Ds91260
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really, the day everyones leavin, pack and get in the car, just act like your not doin anything wrong (cause you arnt) and come back in a few days, its summer, you have no nessecary responsibilities, just fuckin go you panzy


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Mar 16 2004 8:20PM
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