Dear NS,
This is mainly a personal affair, for I, and many other non-ruhtards, feel as though the grammar on NS lately has struck a level that is lower than brutal. Not only does it make me want to kill a kitten using an indian blow dart gun, but it makes me unable to take anyone seriously. Now you're probably bitching to yourself and thinking I'm a douchebag grammar nazi...well I AM, deal with it. I think NS's intelligence level could be raised slightly with the usage of some proper grammar and then we won't get shat on for being a bunch of baked 14 year olds.
Now, many of us, including myself, spend the majority of our free time on NS. If we learn acceptable grammar habits, it will prepare us for the real world. Honestly I'm just looking for an excuse to convince you guys. If you write "defenetliy" on an application to become an English teacher, you will not get said job.
Also, pertaining to b/s/t, grammar goes a long way towards sounding like a sophisticated person who could follow through with a professional transaction, not a 12 year old who just snagged your mom's credit card.
I have a few points to help keep me from teetering on the edge of suicide:
1- Pay attention in English class, it's actually kinda fun
2- Take a minute before hitting 'Reply' and read the goddam post...most of you will find yourselves deleting a lot more than you'd think.
3- If NS underlines a word in red, right click and get the proper spelling
4- Read the following guidelines:
Your = possessive. Example: "Your size extra-small jacket is incredibly fucking gay"
You're = IT IS SIMPLY YOU AND ARE JOINED!!! Example: "You're incredibly fucking gay"
Their = possessive. Example: "Their cat is incredibly fucking gay"
There = use it to describe a location or something in a location. Example: "There is an incredibly fucking gay kid on the roof of Taco Bell"
They're = THEY and ARE joined. Example: "Look at Bob and Steve. They're incredibly fucking gay"
D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y = I don't care what kind of deviation you use, the spelling of that word will DEFINITELY never change.
Now, it is YOUR goal to post more corrections, just so people have some idea what the fuck they're doing
Honestly this thread is gonna either get deleted or lost, but it just felt good to type that out. I'm gonna go clean the sand out of my vagina
Sincerely,
Some fucking nit picky asshole
P.S. As an early response to all the clever intentional misuses of grammar to follow in this thread, congratulations, you are original