Replying to Tight Job: Cart Attendant

So I got a job at the new target as a cashier, that really sucked.  Anyways, I;m switching to cart attendant now which is is sick as fuck.  Basically, all cart attendants are dumb asses right?  Yeah so nothing is expected.  I walk around and talk to ladies 90% of the time.  The other 10% I am fooling around with cart machine outside.  I work with some chill kids.  We always blaze n smoke on the jib nobody cares.  I take 45 minute breaks when not on break, again nobody cares.  If they need something they will tell me on the walkie talkie.  The best part is:  You find free shit that people leave in there carts, I get 12 packs, food, laundry detergent, and more stuff free regularly.  Also, when its cold we get free starbucks and people tip on carry-outs!  Also, I get paid the same as everyone else to do essentially nothing. 

Sparknotes:  Cart attendant is awesome.