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Ride snowboards, so damn hot...

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Jib_This
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Notwithstanding the fact that it's offensive as fuck to a couple of segments of the population, namely gays and people who ride Burton snowboards, this is still fucking funny.





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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 14 2004 3:57AM
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Jib_This
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www.sacklunch.com, ride snowboards article on the main page.



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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 14 2004 4:01AM
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Jib_This
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one more try before I'm officially retarded at the internet...





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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 14 2004 4:09AM
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Jib_This
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for those of you wondering, Ride snowboards was using that banner as advertising at their SIA booth.



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WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 14 2004 4:11AM
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cobalt
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that's pretty harsh. traditionally, snowboarding companies bash skiers, not each other.



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Mar 14 2004 9:31AM
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RideBLUNT
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thats pretty damn funny tho



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Mar 14 2004 10:34AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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isnt ride the company that made the stickers that said skiing is for short fat kids?


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Mar 14 2004 10:37AM
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cobalt
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yeah i think so.



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Mar 14 2004 10:49AM
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freeskiing04
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thats some fucked up shit... is it saying people who ride their boards are gay??
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Mar 14 2004 11:22AM
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west
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That is weird......usually they bash us not each other. I guess thats why we're a more tight knit crew then them.




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Mar 14 2004 11:31AM
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freeskiing04
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yea i love being a skier sometimes i think about what if i picked up snowboarding instead and im like damn its a good thing i didn't
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Mar 14 2004 12:37PM
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snowforblood
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ahaha I can't wait for companies to start doing that in the ski industry, like LINE skis calling Salomon gay, ahahaha





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Mar 14 2004 3:35PM
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SKItheBURG
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that's stupid, they should just let their boards speak for themselves and have respect for the other companies, especially burton.
they're also the company that had all those anti-skier ads. ride's gay, they try too hard to be hardasses.
Mar 14 2004 8:37PM
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mutescratch
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^i like the banner though
I'm such a dork

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Mar 15 2004 2:00PM
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manwiththemetalleg
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Yeah it is pretty funny though.
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Mar 15 2004 2:28PM
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stevie.
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thats beautiful. i want one.






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Mar 15 2004 2:44PM
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jibtastic
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Hahahaha... I like, I like.
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Mar 15 2004 2:48PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Its hillarious and i like that they create anti-ski ads becuase it attracts more posers to board keep up the good work ride!




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Mar 15 2004 2:49PM
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lineskier10
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yeah they make a bunch of stickers like that, one says 'I dont ride a chinese snowboard' but burton boards really need something bad against them, because so many retards think burton is the shit
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Mar 15 2004 3:31PM
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its the beginning of the end
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Mar 15 2004 4:06PM
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lineskier10
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yeah they make some nice boards but they are way overpriced, and all of their other shit is so fucking expensive and crappy, like their gloves and jackets blow, same with most of the other shit they make
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Mar 15 2004 4:27PM
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ATLANTASKI
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so true about all the posers going to snowboarding......we can also thank American eagle and disney for that.....lol most of my preppy as hell friends think theyre so core because they snowboard instead of ski

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

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I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 15 2004 4:30PM
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Concord
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haha that made my day.

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'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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Mar 15 2004 4:30PM
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dilla_says_go
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i want one of those stickers that says skiings for short fat kids. or one of those 'pitch in: help keep america cool' stickers with the guy throwing skis in a trash can. those would go perfect on the backs of my skis.
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Mar 15 2004 6:12PM
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hahha so good my friend rides for ride
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Mar 15 2004 6:37PM
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SmoKinSkier
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I love the idea of putting anti ski stickers on my skis thats pure genious... and burtons boards are shit now a days they just sell shit with their name if u actually know n e thing about snowboards or skis you would realize burton is a thing of the past!

Where can u get the anti ski stickers n e one know?




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Mar 15 2004 7:15PM
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Jibtech
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Actualy those 'anti skiing' ads were Sims snowboards, and they weren't exactly anti skiing... they were just saying that Sims isn't a ski company trying to make a buck in the snowboard industry.










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Mar 15 2004 7:50PM
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404404
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my freiand have a line sticker that says 'your mom rides a snowboard'



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Mar 15 2004 7:52PM
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shibby
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hehehe now that the corruption has begun this will lead to the end of snowboarding
Mar 15 2004 8:10PM
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lj5
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'The apology was seen as ineffective by some in the gay snowboarding community' BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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