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Sneaking in to rated r movies

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nightscraper
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as ive noticed movie theaters are really starting to crack down on this. what strategies do you use to get in?

ill just usually not shave and give them shit about forgetting id until they let me in
Oct 26 2009 6:01PM
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iSkier
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i specifically made a fake id to get into the rated R movies oh man am i a bad ass or what!  i also where extra socks to the theme park to ride all the BIGG BOY rollar costers with my mommy and daddy!
Oct 26 2009 9:15PM
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Billiards.
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WHo cares its the best movie ever.
Oct 26 2009 9:18PM
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jamodeo
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move to VT prefferably the north east kingdom  they dont give a shit they let 12 year olds in
Oct 26 2009 9:21PM
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pianoman
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haha i got kicked out of kung fu hustle. had to watch some horrible chick flick. always remember to buy tickets to something that you are willing to watch in the worst case scenario
Oct 26 2009 9:23PM
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yellav
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ha no wildog dont get me wrong that just maeks it all that much better
Oct 26 2009 9:25PM
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ct_steeze
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it pisses me off that whenever i was 16 and i tried to buy tickets to r rated movies they would always ask to see id but as soon as i turned 17 they never asked anymore
Oct 26 2009 9:27PM
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Jamestown
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If your license says "Age 18 in 2010" like it does in California, they take it.
The dumb ticket people here think, "Age 18 in 2010? It's 2009, so they must be 17!"
Oct 26 2009 9:29PM
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[Dawn
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skiierman strikes again!

watch your faunt!
Oct 26 2009 9:38PM
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garrets
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I just buy seperate tickets and walk right in, its worked lots of times and ive never been caught.
Oct 26 2009 10:12PM
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SKIU4EA
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having friends that work at the theatres is the shit.  Or just talk your friends into gettin a job there.  Back in the day we didn't have to pay anything and sometimes got the movie posters

Oct 26 2009 10:26PM
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SteezyOhio
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OMG somebody wake up e-heath! ha just fucking, but this is probalby the first time ive ever seen skiierman post, i think.
Oct 26 2009 10:30PM
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rossiskier93
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made me laugh
Oct 26 2009 10:34PM
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smooticus
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Omg i remember having to sneak in, its fuckin lame. Last time i did it tho it was just me and a buddy, cant remember the movie but we just bought tickets for a different movie. The theatre wasnt even crowded but some kid that worked there, he was prolly 18, fucking came in right as the movie started and checked our tickets. So we went into the movie we got tickets for, the bathroom, then back to the R movie. That d bag came in again to see if we were there and escorted us back to the other one. Then he thought it would be cool to just post up in the hall so we couldnt sneak in again. I will never forget that a hole
Oct 26 2009 10:55PM
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gbirrd
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[IMG]escape.is/archives/myndir/your_a_fag.jpg[/IMG]

Oct 26 2009 11:19PM
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gbirrd
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by bad

(your a fag picture) wont enable

Oct 26 2009 11:20PM
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Dbit
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ahahahahha, "normal activity" that doesnt sound scary at all
lol i have a lame sense of humor
Oct 26 2009 11:34PM
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jibbinc.
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Its the worst when you sit down and then get ID'd in front of the whole thatre and everyone laughs as you get kicked out :(
Oct 26 2009 11:41PM
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no_steeze
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should i use the same strategy for sneaking into a pg-13 movie? my friends and i are gonna go see one soon and i'm nervous
Oct 26 2009 11:44PM
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1337
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WTF? r u srs?
Oct 26 2009 11:48PM
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double_D
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lolz
Oct 26 2009 11:53PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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just turned 17, pretty excited for this :D

but i used to either buy tickets to another movie or....

more often, we would have one person buy a ticket, then go thru, pass the ticket, walk thru, pass it, etc, and get like 4 people into an r movie on one pg13 ticket haha

Oct 26 2009 11:53PM
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no_steeze
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yea yu got abeef with me and muh peeps seen movise togethur eventhoughwe're only 11? i take taekwondow classes and ima kick ur ass
Oct 26 2009 11:56PM
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SteezyOhio
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im scared! D=
Oct 26 2009 11:58PM
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k-rob
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they could have called it Normal Inactivity and it would've been a more fitting title
Oct 27 2009 12:00AM
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no_steeze
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i'm a green belt. one time i wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands
Oct 27 2009 12:04AM
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ski-swagga
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sarcasm meter broken dude?
Oct 27 2009 12:11AM
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SteezyOhio
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Click for larger image
Oct 27 2009 12:13AM
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1337
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is YOURS broken?? haha i got it. not the srs. and not the wtf you gotta be f**king kidding me. (censorship cause the kids only 11)
Oct 27 2009 12:19AM
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1337
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*note the srs

fuck forget it im going to bed, i cant type anymore
Oct 27 2009 12:20AM
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