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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
UMMM what the fuck? they are all so ugly these days.. they used to be hot, but now my grandmother is hotter then these dikes
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Mar 13 2004 6:27AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
your think your grandmother is hotter? but i do agree they are going to trash. its sad.
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Mar 13 2004 1:48PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Lets see some pics of this grandmother of yours.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Mar 13 2004 2:10PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yeah post your grandma neil, nothing would be better than seeing a sexy GILF spreading her legs and fisting her cottage cheese filled twat


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 13 2004 2:17PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
i think the feb. issue was a man


My drinking team has a skiing problem

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Mar 13 2004 2:17PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
lateralis is the most fucking funny person on NS.com

its official bitches

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 13 2004 4:43PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
the chick on the snowmobile looked like a man. but the one on the couch from brighton, my home town, was hot.
Mar 13 2004 4:46PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
touch my bum atlantaski


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 13 2004 5:52PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
dude lat another newbie is worsihping you. your in his sig and he only has 60 posts.
Mar 13 2004 5:54PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
wow, i was going to eat a grilled cheese sandwich, but i think if i did id have immages of cottage cheese filled grandma pussy in my head, and thats enough to make want to vomit.
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Mar 13 2004 6:35PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
That one with the chick on the snowmobile, I actually thought was a joke liftie of the month. I thought it was Stephen Baldwin with long blond hair. Take a look at it if you don't believe me.
Mar 13 2004 9:20PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
http://i.timeinc.net/freeze/content/images/2004/Eileen1-os.jpg
Mar 13 2004 9:22PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
^ yess, shes not hot at all


-Matty
High North Session 4, 2004
Mar 13 2004 9:48PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
she has nice tits, maybe even a nice pink cunt, id give her


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 13 2004 11:49PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
yea are you guys kidding? you are all so used to porno that you dont know that normal girls dont look like that.... that chick is fucking hot... pull your heads out of the cottage cheese filled... etc. etc....

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Mar 14 2004 12:34AM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
yeah,i agree...she IS hot.
I'd do her
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Beer,Mushrooms,and Weed
Mar 14 2004 12:36AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Hot. She'd be even hotter if she lost the trucker hat.




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WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
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Mar 14 2004 12:37AM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
I think that the snowmobile babe is way hot.
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Mar 14 2004 1:10AM
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rossipowderhound
Posts: 759 - Karma: 10
The chick in the pic is HOT

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Mar 14 2004 3:24AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
She is pretty up there..
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Mar 14 2004 4:19AM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
maybe if she lost the hat
Mar 14 2004 8:06AM
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Infantz16
Posts: 542 - Karma: 10
she's pokable



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Mar 14 2004 8:27AM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
i think that the chicks on the page before the gear section are hotter. like that one in feb with pink goggles.
Mar 14 2004 9:21AM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
she was nice


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Mar 14 2004 11:21AM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
laaaaast year, before freeze became really big, their girls used to be SO hot
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Mar 14 2004 11:26AM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
Yeah... I always judge girls on what hats they wear, too.

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Mar 14 2004 2:59PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
she looks strikingly like my friends mom holy shit
Mar 14 2004 4:54PM
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ShmagmaSkiier420
Posts: 1360 - Karma: 10
eh, some beer goggles and a brown bag would do the trick
Mar 14 2004 6:37PM
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[crichton]
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
i was thinking the exact same, im embarassed to let my friends see the mag sometimes.

i worked with a liftie today that was 10 times better looking than her.



women have the best DNA but 20 seconds later they spit it out
Mar 14 2004 7:36PM
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Arty
Posts: 235 - Karma: 60
I agree with shmagmaskier, a paper bag would do the trick. But then again, ya don't look at the mantle piece when your poking the fire as I say.
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Mar 14 2004 10:53PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
i think she is way hot.
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Mar 14 2004 10:55PM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
yeah, this liftie is really ugly. What were they thinking??

Actually, I will die an unhappy man if i dont have sex with her. hhahaah
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Mar 14 2004 11:45PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
ok ya the last one is but the other 1 isnt that bad on the snowmobile i would defently rail that.











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Mar 15 2004 12:07AM
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powstash1
Posts: 236 - Karma: 10
that one holding the ice cream is heinous...her face looks jacked...but the liftie on the snowmobile is fine...no complaints...and she can always take the hat off, i don't understand what the big deal is...
Mar 15 2004 12:13AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
the chick with the ice cream makes me wanna cream...

And the big deal with the hat is that trucker hats are A-stupid, and B-make hot chicks appear uglier than they really are. Which is why people say that the sled chick would look hotter without it. Thankfully, hats come off. Especially when you're pounding it hard...



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WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 15 2004 12:33AM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
yea, the pic of the bitch on the snowmobile is just a bad angle and a bad set-up n everything. none of it compliments her. I bet you would get a better angle if she was riding your shit... then all you queers would think shes hot





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Mar 15 2004 3:44PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
i would fuck em all








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Mar 15 2004 4:51PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm volcano cones
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Mar 15 2004 4:55PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
guys, the girl on the snowmobile does look like a man, if u cut off her head and replaced it with a woman head though............damn it'd be fine
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Mar 15 2004 5:51PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
'I bet you would get a better angle if she was riding your shit... then all you queers would think shes hot'
i was just thinking, if they were queers, then they would not think she was hot, am i right? they would think what she was riding on was hot



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Mar 15 2004 5:58PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Id get on the snowmobile with her as she is




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Mar 15 2004 7:23PM
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Drewskier
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
yeah they suck now, Heidi is in wet clothes and its barely vivible. Stupid Transworld is probably making Freeze tone it down, what a load a shit


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Mar 15 2004 8:36PM
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dfs80
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
I miss the days of Jill from crested Butte, she was da shit!!!!

Mar 15 2004 8:42PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
i'd still have sex with them, you're all too fucking picky
Mar 15 2004 11:51PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
i know jill jackson fuckers!!!!
Mar 16 2004 12:10AM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
did you notice the chick with the ice cream is sportin a camel toe?


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Mar 16 2004 5:19AM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
alot of times the gear girls are hotter than the lifties
Mar 16 2004 10:27AM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
^like i said
Mar 16 2004 2:25PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
the funny thing is that these chicks are way out of your guy's league; if you cant hit it, dont knock it



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Mar 16 2004 2:41PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
o ya woops 72oskiguy
Mar 16 2004 2:54PM
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as long as they have vaginas. or at least some folds of skin somewhere.

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