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hopefully the last sponsorship thread ever
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i see tons of threads on here about people looking to get sponsored. if you're skiing to get sponsored then please quit right now and give someone your skis who rides for the pure pleasure of it! a lot of you come on here saying 'im good enough to be sponsored so how do i do it?' well guys the harsh reality of it, is that sponsors are asking 'who can be more than a billboard for our gear?' so what if you can stomp a d-spin, rodeo 7, and a 9? you need to differentiate yourself from everyone else out there. give them a reason to sponsor you other than the skills you boast about. skiing to one's sponsors is a business and they won't sponsor you just because you can ski well. for example, how many of you would even consider buying armada's if they didn't have tanner, jp, jf, boyd and others? they're out there to promote the company, not just to ski. sponsors will come to you if they think you're worth it.
SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
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seriously, ski for fun. sponsors might be nice, but its not what the sport is about.
wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
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will my 10 inch penis help me get $PAWNZORD!
Howard Dean for President!
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well said, this just in.......................
skiing blows
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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yeah, bottom line is if your good enough to get sponsored, then they will find you!
what did the five fingers say to the face?
SLAP... i'm rick james bitch
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^ Thats not true.
better to burn out...
...then fade away
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^if you enter big comps it is. for someone entering butt-fuck nowhere comp then different story
SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
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Haha burn
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