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favorite useless fact of the moment
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everyone post your favorite useless fact of the moment because those things kick ass!
'...guess i'm just a hypocrite for living out my dreams... it may now make a difference, but i'm trying to make you see, may not make no sense to you, but i know it does to me.'
'Jonny Moseley is the greatest thing to happen to skiing since snow' -MadTrix4Me
well fuck you.
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did u no that my night sucked, filled with complete bs. i coulda been skiing. but no. my friend wanted to play golf. in 10 degree weather with fuckin SNOW on the ground. now if my dad would just let me get my license this shit woulndt happen coause i could just go up anytime. o and hte most powerful aunt in the world will kill ur ass in under 15 min
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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.
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'every year, 2500 left handed people are killed using products made for right handed people.'
-The Dr.-
Live for something, or you will die for nothing.
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biting your fingernails is equivalent to licking the ring in toiletseat..
an average person swallows 19 insects while asleep every year
an average person touches 5 penises per day through doors handles and such..
hmmm...
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No matter how hot or good looking you think that girl is, some other guy is tired of her shit.
wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYPOOOOP.
Vinilla ice should enter porn so he can give the girls some Vinilla Ice Cream. BAM!
Howard Dean for President!
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A 'sitzmark' is the depression made in the snow by a skier who has fallen backward.
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Me: So you like the big powder hits?
Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
=w=
franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'
hello boys
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Porcupines float in water.
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Me: So you like the big powder hits?
Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
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franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'
hello boys
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The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
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Me: So you like the big powder hits?
Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
=w=
franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'
hello boys
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An adult grizzly bear can decapitate a moose with one swipe of its paw. When it charges it can cover 100 yards in six seconds - faster than a racehorse.
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Me: So you like the big powder hits?
Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
=w=
franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'
hello boys
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The tongue can create a pressure on the roof of the mouth equivalent to the weight of two double decker busses.
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Me: So you like the big powder hits?
Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
=w=
franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'
hello boys
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and I am spent.
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Me: So you like the big powder hits?
Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
=w=
franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'
hello boys
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wha would have been so hard about putting all that in one post?
Clinophobia: the fear of going to bed
A jelly fish is 95% water
Your bed is home to over 5 billion dustmites
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*
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a person eats 35000 cookies in a lifetime.
'There's a message in my cereal. It says OOOOOOO.'
'Bob, you're eating Cherrios'
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picking your nose is now officially cool
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CCRider
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every year, 8 people die by vending machines falling on them
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
i slept with your mom last night
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1 in 3 women are now infected with AIDS/HIV
Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
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'More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. '
'A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein. '
'Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing. '
'The electric chair was invented by a dentist. '
'It is impossible to lick your elbow. '
'...guess i'm just a hypocrite for living out my dreams... it may now make a difference, but i'm trying to make you see, may not make no sense to you, but i know it does to me.'
'Jonny Moseley is the greatest thing to happen to skiing since snow' -MadTrix4Me
well fuck you.
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^^^^oh yah, and the lick your elbow thing is wrong, it's possible.
'...guess i'm just a hypocrite for living out my dreams... it may now make a difference, but i'm trying to make you see, may not make no sense to you, but i know it does to me.'
'Jonny Moseley is the greatest thing to happen to skiing since snow' -MadTrix4Me
well fuck you.
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Yeah, you can lick your elbow if you cut it off.
I spent a hour trying to lick my elbow
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'Screw porn, get a girlfriend'
-PhattTim
'tanner sucks' -dpoiii when having a tanner avatar
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the ingredients of naepalm are jello and gasoline
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The Giant Anteater, Myrmecophaga tridactyla, eats over 10 000 000 ants or termites a year.
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A blue whales tounge is as heavy as an elephant
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Longest Ear Hair
Radhakant Bajpai of Naya Ganj, Uttar Pradesh, India, has hair sprouting from the centre of his outer ears (middle of the pinna) that measures an incredible 13.2 cm (5.19 in) at its longest point.
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alligator is spelt the same in english as in french
My drinking team has a skiing problem
adriaN
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tell a friend
My drinking team has a skiing problem
adriaN
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my french teacher can lick his elbow...
i got some stupid useless facts i guess
The practice of toasting bread goes back at least 2000 years ago to the Romans, who parched bread over an open fire to remove the bread's moisture and thereby delay spoilage.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
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ahah i guess i gota few more
Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
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fascinating,*tell me more*
*live 4 life*
~Shelby~
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the name 'chile' does not rely on a historic person
I'm such a dork
'my school is really actually gay! it got ass raped by this other school from arkansas who was a dude' - lj5
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