Member of the Month

hi_vis360
November, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

15 dollars my a**

profile picture
tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
ok well my buddies are having this massive keg party on the weekend, like were talkin like 200 people +, and of course there will be infinite amounts of beer and chicks. So they decided to make the rate 15$ to get in now to me thats bs, not because its 15 dollars, shit i can easily drink 15 bucks worth the beer. They charged 15$ so they could make an approx. 500 dollar or more profit, fuck you have parties for fun but not to make profit


Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union
contract...
Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...
Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.
Homer's Brain: (Screams)
Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure
I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
May 2 2002 11:47PM
0 0
profile picture
Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,011
are you going to the party? if so stop bitching. if you arn't than tell other people going to the party (or the people orginizing the party) a piece of your mind. or have your own kegger and don't change $15

.dave.
May 2 2002 11:52PM
0 0
profile picture
tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
no actually im not goin, and most people i know have decided the same thing about it


Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union
contract...
Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...
Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.
Homer's Brain: (Screams)
Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure
I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
May 2 2002 11:54PM
0 0
profile picture
SVHucker
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 12
people won't pay $15 unless there's absolutely nothing else to do in that town . . . I wouldn't

Joe: 'Red, do something with your life'
Red: 'I do. I smoke weed all the time. And I took a shower earlier. What am I? A fucking superhero? That's plenty.'
May 3 2002 12:45AM
0 0
profile picture
powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
crash the party with a whole lot of people and steal the beer. The chicks will likely follow
___________________
Paulou
Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
May 3 2002 12:48AM
0 0
profile picture
FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Yeah steal the beer, thats free!
_____________________
Andrew

Hey sweet thang, may I offer you a fish sandwich?
-Leon Phelps a.k.a. The Ladies Man
May 3 2002 8:35AM
0 0
profile picture
tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
hahaah yeah i would but the people who organised it are my best friends


Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union
contract...
Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...
Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.
Homer's Brain: (Screams)
Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure
I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
May 3 2002 3:46PM
0 0
profile picture
sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
those guys are smart though...they are gunna make a shit load of cash
---The Rail Janitor--
---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs-
May 3 2002 8:26PM
0 0
profile picture
shawk11332
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
you can buy a entire case of naddie light for less than 10 bucks usually. I have NEVER paid more than 5 dollars to get into a keg party, and when i paid 5, they had jello shots and other stuff too. 15 is so rediculous, and how many kegs are they getting ? they should have AT LEAST 6 or 7 with a few on reserve cause if there is 200 people, one keg won't last more than 20 min. But seriously, tell them that is really dickish and they will get a lot more people to come if they charge 5, or even 7 or something, but not 15. If they wanna make more money, tell them to sell shots for a buck, drunk people will pay !!


You will crash and burn before you fly
May 4 2002 9:03AM
0 0
profile picture
Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
yes, the way to go is sell shots of something fruittasting for a buck after the beer starts to run low


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
May 4 2002 11:19PM
0 0
profile picture
fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Fifteen dollars?! That's crazy. I *so* wouldn't pay that much...


'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
May 4 2002 11:36PM
0 0
profile picture
tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
well, this party went down tonite, total bust, cops came twice, second time around they arrested a bunch of people for posesion of weed and weapons, and the kegs and bitch drinks went dry earlier than expected, so im proud that i saved 15 dollars and a bunch of other people got screwed


Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union
contract...
Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...
Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.
Homer's Brain: (Screams)
Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure
I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
May 5 2002 1:03AM
0 0
profile picture
etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
did your friends make money?

~Tom
May 5 2002 1:14AM
0 0
profile picture
tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
dunno havent talked to them yet, pretty sure they did


Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union
contract...
Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...
Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.
Homer's Brain: (Screams)
Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure
I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
May 5 2002 1:18AM
0 0
profile picture
SkunKJiB
Posts: 805 - Karma: 10
Excellent
--------------------
'I got cooties, yo! I got cooties yo! I got cooties from Rudy's big old booty, yo!' Sifl and Olly
May 5 2002 1:22AM
0 0
profile picture
Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
dude, just be happy you're drinkin more than $15 worth of beer. get drunk and be happy. if they make $$ good for them. you had a good time and so did they. if they didn't make $$ then they wouldn't have another one




SKI SPECTACULAR TALISMAN MTN. RESORT
May 5 2002 2:03AM
0 0
profile picture
SVHucker
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 12
my friends were charging $5 tonight . . . me and a buddie waited til they were all drunk and got in without paying anything and could drink as much as we wanted . . . I would feel bad leaving them the check but it was a birthday party for a guy we don't like, so ehh

Joe: 'Red, do something with your life'
Red: 'I do. I smoke weed all the time. And I took a shower earlier. What am I? A fucking superhero? That's plenty.'
May 5 2002 3:43AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)