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NS, give me some hope

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14.
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my gf is 2 weeks  "late"
im 16, i cant have a kid,

What are the chances she could be prego?
Oct 22 2009 11:06AM
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ski@jaypeak2
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Have her pee on a stick
Oct 22 2009 11:07AM
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Ski.Ballet
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Get that hanger ready
Oct 22 2009 11:07AM
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Delphi
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worst feeling in the world. makes you think, "I'll always use a condom from now on, no matter what." Never works though, and inevitably, you'll find yourself in a similar situation a few months down the road. Is she on birth control? did you execute an exit strategy or did you just pour 'em in there?
Oct 22 2009 11:12AM
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PaleCelery
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Times like this make you wish you had just gotten head that day instead
Oct 22 2009 11:14AM
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14.
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shes not on the pill

and i think i pulled out like once, but we have sex all the time soooo i didn't think it would do much harm

if god gives me the gift of her not being prego
ill never pull out
Oct 22 2009 11:19AM
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ski@jaypeak2
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you do know how babies are made right?  Not trying to sound like a dick but if you "are too young to have a kid"  maybe you are not responible enough for sex either.
Oct 22 2009 11:22AM
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14.
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sorry mom
Oct 22 2009 11:24AM
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Abc567def
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this and this now
Oct 22 2009 11:26AM
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Delphi
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16 is a bit young, but people bang it out way younger than that. From the sounds of it though, you guys probably shouldn't be doing it. She should be on the pill, you should be using a jimmy cap. Simple as that. Did you not take a sex ed class? seems really irresponsible to use absolutely NO protection, but that's just me. I'll admit I spurn the shackles of laxtex from time to time, but my girlfriend is on BC. I still pull, though. I'm 21 and I most certainly do not need kids, and neither does she. I want them for sure in the future, but not in 9 months time. you should stick to handies under a blanket, much safer. Just know that if she is pregnant, it is either half your fault, or mostly your fault. You are the man, you should be responsible enough to wear a condom. You should have saved non-condom sex for when you are older...you have nothing to look forward to now hahha.
Oct 22 2009 11:29AM
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14.
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k im going to clear something up

i used a condom every time, except once, i pulled out..

is that any better?
Oct 22 2009 11:31AM
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70794Willow
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this.

and yes, i read your post after this one but seriously, if anyone thinks pulling out is safe, he/she should not have sex because that just tells me they're not responsible enough... not trying to be a dick but that's my opinion.

and good luck dude!
Oct 22 2009 12:56PM
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wh@t
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you seem immature, judging by your suparkewl NS name and the way i imagine you finding it, giggling at a slumber party with your friends while looking up naughty words on urbandictionary. good times, good times.

nah no hate, but she needs to get a stick. next logical step bradah. then comes coat hanger.
Oct 22 2009 1:00PM
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JaphyRyder
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man you're probably fine. My gf is on BC too and we almost always use condoms to be extra safe. But the pill is made to be effective by itself...there are lots of people who use the pill INSTEAD of a condom. I'm not risking that, but I think that you're girl is probably super stressed about it, which can delay her period even more. good luck tho
Oct 22 2009 1:03PM
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TechnoPotamus
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yeah if she's on the pill you're most likely fine. Unless it's a very low strength/dose of hormones pill.
Oct 22 2009 1:06PM
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14.
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thanks man i needed that
Oct 22 2009 1:12PM
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CypressGrove
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the pill isnt 100% effective. they need to make it better. we have the technology. and on that note, they need to make a bc pill for dudes too.
Oct 22 2009 1:22PM
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70794Willow
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yeah i was wondering the same thing...?
Oct 22 2009 1:30PM
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JaphyRyder
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ya thatd b so much easier than a condom. and sex would be so much better
Oct 22 2009 2:34PM
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neutralzombie
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haha.
okay, that's what my two friends thought. she was never getting preggers and he was never pulling out. now she is 16 weeks preggers.


aside from that, pregnancy test, the cheapest one is as effective as the expensive ones, as per a pharmarcist, and if she's got your bun in her, then you can have abortions, but if you're against it, not much to say. you're having a kid, if she's positive. but it's also completely normal for girls periods to be fucked up at that age.
Oct 22 2009 2:40PM
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Squid.
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piss on stick asap

Oct 22 2009 2:54PM
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GORlLLA
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Vibes
Oct 22 2009 2:55PM
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rj.
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wow i'm an asshole




BUT i have been in this situation twice, came out fortunate both times. best of luck brotha
Oct 22 2009 3:16PM
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pussymoneyweed
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hahahahahahahahaha i havn't laughed that hard in for fucking ever. youll never pull out? just stay in and really trap her into the relationship. fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yeah just punch her in the stomach. if the said doesn't work find a a good 20 pound anchor (less if you want that bitch to suffer for not being on the pill) and some nice thick rope. take her for a boat ride and pretend to rap her foot in the anchor and say OOPS BITCH and throw the anchor. and take a pic of her face as the anchor pulls her down. make sure your in a nice shallow spot, so later in life some kid is swimming and touches her peeling dead body. don't forget a "rape and kill me" sign so when they find her body you can say she told you to.
Oct 22 2009 3:24PM
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*LiNeLover*
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so she is not on the pill? You said you guys have sex all the time and nothing has ever gone wrong right? Well that was probably just by luck. They is only about 4 days out of a month that a woman is fertile( the time when she can get pregnant). You may have just been lucky before and thats why nothing has happened.. Take the test.. And do you guys have access to Birth Control?
Oct 22 2009 3:47PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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ewww

i was eating soup and i looked down and it kinda looked like barf
also the carrots added flavor


it was potatoes, ham, and carrot soup if you want to know.
Oct 22 2009 4:58PM
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natedogg789435
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pee on stick, if it's worst case scenario HIT THE EJECT BUTTON. if that's not possible tell parentals sooner than later. we're here for you kido
Oct 22 2009 5:01PM
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ChefBoyardee
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C'mon man I just puked in my mouth a bit... unnecessary details ftv... for the vomit...
Oct 22 2009 5:06PM
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mike720b
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hahahaha.. im not tryin to be cocky or anything but im prettty sure i have this gift you talk of hahaha.. i never pull out and still babyless!! and im 21 so iv been at this quite a few years hahaha.. anyway.. im agreeing with the guy who said that you are probably fine.. dont get too stressed about it yet. if shes on the pill (and actually takes it like she should) even if she fucks it up a little its really not thatttt bad.. it is if she fucks up a lot tho.. but the pill is supposedly 99% effective and can also be what is causing er to be late.. i have had this happen many times and it always worked out fine.!! good luck man. im sure you will be fine
Oct 22 2009 5:11PM
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mike720b
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oh shit wow im retarded.. i misread that.. oops i thought it said she wassss on the pill.... welll then. hmmmm idk good luck tho!

Oct 22 2009 5:13PM
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jeremy.g
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wrap it up everytime man. way better and cheaper than having a kid at 16. take a pregnancy test pronts though. sooner you get shit figured out the better. i know how you are feeling right now. it sucks.
Oct 22 2009 5:37PM
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14.
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you have slow swimmers my man

UPDATE:
First of all i changed my name cause all i got was negative feedback so yeah and i like eggs on toast and i think i might have aids so it worked

AND great news NS, she called me and she flowin' in the red! Im happy , thanks for the vibes.


Oct 22 2009 8:00PM
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Blurst
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your icon is ladies men. Why would you not take this thread there? Would have been a much more appropriate place

Oct 22 2009 8:56PM
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14.
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lol i dunno











sorry?
Oct 22 2009 9:05PM
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JeremyClarkson
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good to hear. you dodged a bullet. and maybe youve learned your lesson?
Oct 22 2009 9:20PM
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Abc567def
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haha i def lol'ed at your first post and was going to see if you noticed...
Oct 22 2009 9:34PM
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14.
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yes sir!
Oct 22 2009 9:57PM
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double_D
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Oct 22 2009 10:08PM
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SKIU4EA
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that's fucked up...... i just got off the phone with her and she said the same shit to me....
Oct 22 2009 10:08PM
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double_D
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dammit! i fail
Oct 22 2009 10:09PM
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double_D
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falcon punch?
Oct 22 2009 10:11PM
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Squid.
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wait.... you just said you have aids? now I'm pretty sure pregnancy is the least of your girl's worries
Oct 22 2009 10:18PM
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Luc.
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ahahahahahaha yessss the fucking SPPOOOOONNN!!!

where u been homie? ive missed ur satire
Oct 22 2009 10:19PM
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MN_Nice
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Oct 22 2009 11:26PM
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MN_Nice
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god damn it!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJzgSDOJAfA

Oct 22 2009 11:26PM
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blackoutbill
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Lm has enough of these threads. You are lucky that you didn't get too many responses like "falcon punch" or "get the coat hanger" and pictures of a guy pushing a preggo down the stairs
Oct 23 2009 12:40AM
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14.
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actually i did...

minus the pic
Oct 23 2009 10:42AM
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RUSH1329
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dude come on, be safe from now on, like doing it in a pool, or make her be on top. you cant get pregnant that way cause of gravity... its science bro montana...


...sarcasm
Oct 23 2009 10:51AM
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