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17TH YEAR LOCUST HARVEST!!

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snowforblood
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Hey I just learned in school today that this is the year that the locust harvest will fall on, and for most of us it'll be the first one we ever experience. This summer there will be a billion locusts coming out of the ground and then they all have sex and die and leave their exoskeleton shells everywhere. This happens every 17 years, and its coming soon, if you don't believe me ask your parents. Its nuts my teacher told me you have to bag them like leaves in the fall.





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Mar 11 2004 5:18PM
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ATLANTASKI
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thats fuckin awesome i hope it happens in atl

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I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 11 2004 5:20PM
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Concord
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We had a something like that last year with morom crickets, it was crazy I was up in the mountains riding my bike and when I got back on to the road they were all over teh place so i started to run them over with my bike.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

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Mar 11 2004 5:33PM
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theBOSS.
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My oak tree has a million acorns like every 10 years. A few years back you couldnt even see the ground, there were millions (literally) of acorns ann over the place, I filled up at least 4-5 huge garbage cans full
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Mar 11 2004 5:36PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
that probably weighed a lot





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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

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franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'

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Mar 11 2004 5:39PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i was at a camp and some ants hatched and they were swarming the ground and there was clouds of the flying ones. Then like 20000000 seagulls showed up and they pooped so much it was like rain.


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Mar 11 2004 7:51PM
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ATLANTASKI
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lol

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 11 2004 7:52PM
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Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
i have nothing :(



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Mar 11 2004 7:53PM
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Anson
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all we have are two beavers that have sex all the time. . . suddenly my life seems boring.
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Mar 11 2004 10:28PM
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alpinecowboy84
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yeah people will make good use of those little bastards, just wait they eat them, all kinds of recepies, very meaty, the buffalo of flying insects perhaps...
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Mar 12 2004 5:20AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I remeber locust swarms only like 5 or 6 years agoare you sure it isnt every 7?


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Mar 12 2004 12:07PM
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720skiguy
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we have these things called fish flys and they hatch every summer and their all over, when you drive you can hear em, and they stick to buildings and shit
Mar 12 2004 7:20PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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and it happens EVERYWHERE??
Mar 12 2004 7:29PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
naw the locust harvest happens mainly on the east coast, so all you other pussies probably don't have anything to worry about





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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'

hello boys
Mar 12 2004 8:08PM
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jex
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Out west it's the mormon crickets and it's fucking insane, they are every where and they destroy everything in thier path.


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Mar 12 2004 8:33PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
its gonna be so funny, all the animals that eat insects get soo fat, and the fishing is gonna be incredible





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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'

hello boys
Mar 13 2004 8:49AM
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west
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Yah, I live right on this small river, and when the mayflys hatch shit is insane. Fly Fishing is hella good though.




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Mar 13 2004 9:56AM
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Pipe_Munky
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we had these aphids in toronto either last summer or the one before it. people were inhaling them and they were just swarming people




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Mar 13 2004 12:04PM
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yeti
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the problem where i am is shadflys. Every summer they hatch from the lake and overtake our city. There are so many of them that it can be dangerous to drive in some places. Their dead bodies make the road very slippery
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Mar 13 2004 4:07PM
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five0
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this is awesome.. i hope it rains locusts in new york..just like in biblical times!
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