Replying to coke or pepsi?

which one would you choose, coke or pepsi?


'grip it and rip It'- hansel(Zoolander)

LITTLE DUCKY SAYS HI!!!!!!!!@@@@I WANT PENIS!!!

well me and my chick were gettin busy at her place when her parents were gone, we were in the basement so she says to go upstairs and get a condom and im naked and i obviously ran to go get it, it was dark as hell too so on my way back downstairs i missed the last 2 steps and fell flat on the ground with an boner, i was so lucky - Lateralis