You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A disease of the mind, it can control you!
You: how do you get to chad;s gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: not for a long time
Stranger: not since I was 11 in fact
You: there is no time like the present
Stranger: to drink these dredged seconds
Stranger: drained seconds*
You: miley cyrus or megan fox?
You: im going to have to disagrree sir
Stranger: you sure on that one...
You: fox=babe, but she seems dense as bricks
Stranger: it is a close competition
You: shes reached her prime
Stranger: she is a bit slow
You: she still has some years to mature to her prime
You: always invest in the future
You: plus shes wicked loaded
Stranger: I must concede that point good sir
You: and billy ray? come on! achy breaky heart. there are many factors to this decision!
Stranger: Mmm but on sheer current physical wow factor...
You: fox always wears skin tight leather
Stranger: so now we need a tie breaker
Stranger: NAKED MUD WRESTLING!