While in Montreal this weekend I was trying to find Holt Renfrew where the girl I was staying with works. I had no idea where I was so I thought I might ask a stranger and this is what I got:
Me: Hey man do you know where holt renfrew is by any chance?
Guy: Holt Renfrew? You don't want to go there, that place is a shithole.
Me: Ya I'm just going there to meet up with this girl.
Guy: Why are you even in Montreal? You should go to a good city like Toronto. I hate this city, I hate the people here, the restaurants suck, I hate french people (hes saying this while there are people all around) If you want something to eat, just go to McDonalds, but seriously man montreal is a fuckin shitty place. (he kept going on and on while i was dying of laughter)
Me: (hahaha) so man do you know where it is?
Guy: Oh ya, its just about 3 blocks that way and one block down. seriously man, mcdonalds... fuck this city
Me: Thanks man, have a good one
Guy: Ya you too