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Terribly weird thread, but this question must be answered.

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EastCoast315
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Delete this if you must, but does anyone know the world record for the farthest piss anyone has ever taken? My cousin challenged me. He said that if I can get into the book of world records, he will take me to any mountain of my choice in all of north america.
As of right now, my record is about 23 feet, and thats not from an elevated surface, just flat. From a cliff, Ive never measured, but I would eyeball it some 35 feet from a 10-15 foot height.

So, if it was weird reading that, dont flame me, just leave. Sorry you had to see that.
And if your intrigued, ask me about my technique. The circumsized need not apply.
Oct 18 2009 10:27AM
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EastCoast315
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yes. seriously.
Oct 18 2009 10:53AM
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asdfdsa
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Ahahahaha.. Quality thread
Oct 18 2009 10:56AM
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Faith.Sinaka
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i lol'd
Oct 18 2009 10:58AM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
Their is no set world record. Why not call guinness and see what you can do?
Oct 18 2009 11:11AM
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1337
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Oct 18 2009 11:15AM
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switchieski
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dude, im not circumcised, but when i peel that flab back, i can get about 20 something feet..... im going to measure it and come back
Oct 18 2009 11:17AM
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JuliusJ
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that sucks
Oct 18 2009 11:18AM
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ROOS.
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regardless if you are the longest piss taker or not, you should share your incredible talent with the world, cause 23 feet is fucking boss
Oct 18 2009 11:21AM
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NataliePortman
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carrot dick
Oct 18 2009 11:23AM
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ClownPrince
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Do it. You could turn it into a business or something. Put on shows, you'd make bank.
Oct 18 2009 11:24AM
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idontactuallyski
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definitely call up guinness
Oct 18 2009 12:25PM
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FUUUCK
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oh my god


hahahahahahhaa

please get in
Oct 18 2009 1:05PM
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Dr_Feelgood
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haha
Oct 18 2009 1:08PM
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[Dawn
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dude go for the world record--call em up!
Oct 18 2009 1:21PM
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Shredneck
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I've never measured how far but if its a long car ride and I end up pissing side the road I always pinch my tip and push really hard and show off to everyone in the car. Its pretty respectable.
Oct 18 2009 1:27PM
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Jamestown
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Vid, or it didn't happen.
Oct 18 2009 1:32PM
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Shredneck
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jamie!! where the hell have you been?
Oct 18 2009 1:33PM
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twin-tip-hero
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i am impressed that you got it that far.

Oct 18 2009 1:34PM
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laxstar
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just more evidence of why boys are better than girls....
Oct 18 2009 2:10PM
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christo4
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HAHAHA lol
Oct 18 2009 2:12PM
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[Dawn
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epic thread
900 posts
Oct 18 2009 2:14PM
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T-Holt
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Please get a world record, that would be so awesome.
And dude, 23 feet?  Holy fuck!
Oct 18 2009 2:14PM
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Jamestown
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Creepin around...
Oct 18 2009 2:17PM
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Peter.
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what a ridiculous thread

but seriously call guiness
Oct 18 2009 2:18PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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thast crazy and if u get in the record book thats insane
Oct 18 2009 2:20PM
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[BRI]noceros
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you absolutely need to call guiness
Oct 18 2009 2:20PM
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daringharry.
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http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/register/login.aspx
Oct 18 2009 2:21PM
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Skibumsmith
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holy shit!
Oct 18 2009 2:25PM
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Octopus
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call guisness immediately!
Oct 18 2009 2:26PM
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Jamestown
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Chug a guiness, then do it. You're guaranteed at least 40 feet that way.
Oct 18 2009 2:27PM
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KrazyistKarl
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23feet is fucking awesome, how do you do it?

id be more impressed if it was a 23ft cum shot.

anyone wanna volunteer there best?
and since this is about peeing, highest boner piss?
Oct 18 2009 2:28PM
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562056961108
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now the question is:

are you in hangdown status or are you stiff as a sailor? critical question

Oct 18 2009 3:15PM
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BMskier
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who comes up with this type of idea? and 23 feet? damnnnn
Oct 18 2009 3:18PM
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BMskier
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who comes up with this type of idea? and 23 feet? damnnnn
Oct 18 2009 3:19PM
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Abc567def
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holy crap is your dick 22 of the 23 feet or something???
Oct 18 2009 3:48PM
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beezey
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post a pic of the distance i am not your beleiver
Oct 18 2009 3:54PM
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DrZoidberg
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Anybody else see this as bad for his future. Imagine, your employer is looking through the records book and sees that his new or potential employee's claim to fame is peeing really, really far. "Hey, I saw you in Guinness, you can pee really far. How are you with Microsoft Excel?"

Jokes though, go for it, do you get a prize or money or something?
Oct 18 2009 4:18PM
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HippieLetuce420
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farthest piss? thats a little creepy. is it like a hose and if u pinch the top it goes farther....?
Oct 18 2009 4:20PM
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Faith.Sinaka
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n000b, nice karma b-ri

Oct 18 2009 4:24PM
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mophead
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damn i'm glad mines circumsized
Oct 18 2009 4:25PM
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Benson23
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you are still under 100 posts? why do noobs flame on noobs. That is very very funny though you could be famous/seen in a book all around the world with your dink out good luck
Oct 18 2009 5:28PM
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GORlLLA
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I know right!!!! I want to see you in the book next year and if I don't ill be disapointed.
Oct 18 2009 5:31PM
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spruitm
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whats the technique?
Oct 18 2009 5:45PM
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Jamestown
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Put a protractor on your wiener, that way we can find angle theta, and we can tell you the launch speed of your pee, and how fast it would have to go, and at what angle, to attain maximum distance.
Oct 18 2009 5:47PM
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Chris.S
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I hope you've called Guiness at this point. You deserve some recognition. Seriously.

Please share you technique, I don't like the way the pinching sounds.
Oct 18 2009 5:54PM
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EastCoast315
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Simple. I take my foreskin, and with the base of my first finger and my thumb, I hold off the end. Then, I piss. My foreskin fills up like a bag of urine, I squeeze while keeping the end of "the bag" tight, and away we go. But if I keep my "bag" too tight, there is a possibility of "explosion" that is painful and very messy, so its a pretty exact science. Also, a 35 degree angle (approx.) helps.

Nevertheless, I sent guiness an email, it said that they will get to me in 2-3 weeks. You have to pay a representative to come out and be your witness, or you have to go to the guiness fair to be verifyed. So its gonna be balls to get there but it would totally be worth it.
Oct 18 2009 6:04PM
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EastCoast315
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hangdown. Ive tried it with a boner and it doesnt work, for semi-obvious reasons (if your uncut and you read my technique post, you can imagine)
Oct 18 2009 6:07PM
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2_fadez
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you better not be nervous about someone watching you piss then. otherwise, if you get the world record, you be gettin all the lady's with that conversation starter
Oct 18 2009 6:09PM
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Swaggermager
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that is some good quality family fun right there
Oct 18 2009 6:19PM
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Jamestown
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approx. 10 m/s
Oct 18 2009 6:22PM
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