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I am Simon Dumont.

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OLDFRED
Posts: 194 - Karma: 9
Authentic Oakley Gangsta Onesie= 29.99

Empire kerchief= 1.00

Gordini "Splice" Goggles= 14.99

REdbulls written on a piece of paper taped to my helmet= 9.99 copyrighted paper/ red crayon...found on the floor

1080 skis=free....cause i'm a pro. can u say sponsored?!!!

Looking like Simon Dumont= ........Priceless.

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Oct 18 2009 4:25AM
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steezemunkey
Posts: 99 - Karma: 16
bahahahaha


+k for the lulz
Oct 18 2009 4:26AM
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SacAttack
Posts: 168 - Karma: 10
hey simon did you find your helmet yet hahaha
Oct 18 2009 4:30AM
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SacAttack
Posts: 168 - Karma: 10
wait thats not simon dumont
Oct 18 2009 4:31AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
The helmet made me lose. Hard.
Oct 18 2009 5:19AM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
am i the only one here noticing the paunch?
hmmmmm...
Oct 18 2009 6:26AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
nope. The onesie is about as tight as they come. So thug.
Oct 18 2009 6:29AM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
o my god!!!!! man that is really, really funny.
Oct 18 2009 10:22AM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
i highly enjoyed the 1080 skis
Oct 18 2009 10:33AM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Dayummmm, you're straight up ignant man.
Oct 18 2009 10:54AM
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switchieski
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
rophel
Oct 18 2009 11:02AM
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MAC.D
Posts: 5654 - Karma: 345
GNAR!
Oct 18 2009 11:28AM
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.oz.
Posts: 743 - Karma: 40
hahahahhaha fucking funny as hell!
Oct 18 2009 11:35AM
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Ransome
Posts: 53 - Karma: 25

I literally burst out lauging in the middle of work when I saw this one. ++K

Oct 18 2009 11:52AM
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PhilboydStudge
Posts: 3431 - Karma: 206
hahahahaha best post ever
Oct 18 2009 11:54AM
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Tanner-D
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 4,116

You are really Simon? Amazing!!!!!!

Oct 18 2009 12:06PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
You forgot one thing:
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Oct 18 2009 12:57PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
this is why i like newschoolers
Oct 18 2009 2:11PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
hhahahahaaha
Oct 18 2009 2:23PM
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HoodNative
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 16
should be your Christmas card photo
Oct 18 2009 2:28PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
hahahaha
Oct 18 2009 4:11PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
im shitting rocks im laughing so hard.
Oct 18 2009 4:13PM
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TheUngroomed
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 335
that wqas funny
Oct 18 2009 4:16PM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
can i has autograph?
Oct 18 2009 4:17PM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
fail

"i can haz autograf?"
Oct 18 2009 4:20PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,902
dunlop. 
Oct 18 2009 5:06PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
lotta time on your hands?
Oct 18 2009 5:08PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,949
Tim Durtschi
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Oct 18 2009 5:11PM
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Spacekroft
Posts: 1332 - Karma: 41
lol omg i lost super hard on both of you guys tim and simon
Oct 18 2009 5:17PM
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Jurva_Dawg
Posts: 2 - Karma: 11
hwaaattt? that is so wrong! Simon doesn't have a baby pic on his table!
Oct 18 2009 5:18PM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
nice mohawk, tim.
lolololololol actually though. good stuff.
Oct 18 2009 5:18PM
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klax06
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 211
hahahah tim
Oct 18 2009 5:23PM
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kgirvan
Posts: 442 - Karma: 53
lmao quality post my man.
Oct 18 2009 5:33PM
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OLDFRED
Posts: 194 - Karma: 9
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Oct 18 2009 6:03PM
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DBAKE
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 340
hahahaha so good
Oct 18 2009 6:09PM
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dwalk
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 21
lolz
Oct 18 2009 6:09PM
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Ransome
Posts: 53 - Karma: 25
So Jokes man.
Oct 18 2009 6:32PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
this is so golden!
Oct 18 2009 6:45PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
hah, this has over 1000 views
Oct 18 2009 6:58PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
holy shit I'm dying
Oct 18 2009 7:10PM
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Chris.S
Posts: 881 - Karma: 30
roflcopter
Oct 18 2009 7:13PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
hahahahaha
Oct 18 2009 7:13PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
hahahahha. i chuckled at first then i realized you sharpied empire onto the bandana and oakley onto the gaper suit and i lost it
Oct 18 2009 8:07PM
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KennyC
Posts: 1922 - Karma: 46
i lol'd
Oct 18 2009 8:21PM
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the-big-lepowski
Posts: 1212 - Karma: 541
haha, keep them coming.  tims color scheme was right on too.  and tanner hall ought to be a gimme.  I mean please, someone just throw dem natty dreads on with onesie in rasta
Oct 18 2009 9:36PM
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JCsteezy
Posts: 758 - Karma: 211
hahaha
Oct 18 2009 9:39PM
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the-big-lepowski
Posts: 1212 - Karma: 541
also, you wouldn't even need to brag "my friend is a pro".   I  AM A P-R-O.                                   bitch
Oct 18 2009 10:04PM
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SacAttack
Posts: 168 - Karma: 10
yeah we should all chip in to mass produce it then send the xmas card to everybody in america "greetings from simon dumont!" maybe target will pay
Oct 18 2009 10:45PM
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~~JEFF~~
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 301
well the suit is like Tims
but the hair you going more toward Glen Plake
Oct 18 2009 10:47PM
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ataraxia
Posts: 903 - Karma: 117
ahahah brilliant

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