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skituner
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is anyone watching the new season of chappelles show because it is hilious. it on comedy central wendsdays at 10:30 watch it.

IM RICK JAMES BITCH
Mar 9 2004 6:26PM
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HeliGuide
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Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories are the funniest skits I have ever seen.
Mar 9 2004 6:32PM
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ECfreeski3
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ya its great, but people need to cool it on the rick james thing, its getting killed
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east coast
Mar 9 2004 6:34PM
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jksl
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the internet one was hilarious

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
Mar 9 2004 6:44PM
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twix_182
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and when they make fun of lil jon, and the red balls
Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
Mar 9 2004 8:26PM
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Irotate360
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OKKKKKK, YEEEAHHHHH, WHAAAAAAAAAAt




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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.
Mar 9 2004 8:27PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Pretty funny show!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
Mar 9 2004 8:28PM
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Rossiscratch
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




What's the difference between me and you?
About five back accounts, three ounces and two vehicles
Mar 9 2004 9:28PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
WHAT!!!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
Mar 9 2004 9:32PM
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huckmynuts
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 10
bitch show charlie murphy your titties


The shit hasnt even begun to hit the fan
Mar 10 2004 7:25AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
i love the ones about Lil John, YEAH!! OKK!!


-Timothy Stewart Light-


Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.
Mar 10 2004 7:41AM
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feezy
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COMEDY CENTRAL AND MTV AND MTV2 ARENT ON DISH ANYMORE! oh god... what will I do... i know... i can steal cable... he he he he he he he he he ...


Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

Mar 10 2004 10:26AM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
actually, no. i have not had the liberty to have seen such a spectacle. I mean.....YEEEEEEEAAYA!!

~Jameson~
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Mar 10 2004 10:34AM
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timber
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 13
I wanna pee on you,
Drip drip drip,
Drip drip drip.

-R Kelley
Mar 10 2004 10:43AM
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west
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I just bought season one on dvd......its sick.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Mar 10 2004 11:12AM
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Concord
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^I'm getting it tonight!!! I will be sitting in front on the TV all night watching it over and over again.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

Mar 10 2004 11:49AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i liked the racial draft
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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

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Mar 10 2004 12:43PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
hahah^^ 'And the japanese select da wu tang clan...
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I just throw my sisters dildos on the ground and pretend lik i am grinding them. She walked in once when i was in the middle of a 270 out, it was awkward.-NoTeefa

I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May

oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread


god those are some hideous looking little varmits-Ice-is-scary about babies.
Mar 10 2004 2:17PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
i've always wanted to say this............fer shizzle

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
Mar 10 2004 2:39PM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
'its the reamix edition,
to the song about pissin''
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best skits ever, r kelly got OWNED!

Moe
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Mar 10 2004 2:52PM
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j.bird
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And about prince hoopin it up hahah i laughed for days
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I just throw my sisters dildos on the ground and pretend lik i am grinding them. She walked in once when i was in the middle of a 270 out, it was awkward.-NoTeefa

I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May

oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread


god those are some hideous looking little varmits-Ice-is-scary about babies.
Mar 10 2004 3:06PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
we'd like u to know..ole dirty bastard has changed his name...to ole dirty chinese restaurent
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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Mar 10 2004 3:13PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
funny shit


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

Mar 10 2004 3:22PM
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ECfreeski3
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i liked the one where blacks got reparations
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east coast
Mar 10 2004 4:15PM
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TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
darkness... haha. the prince one was hillarious






Its Siver not Silver!
Mar 10 2004 4:57PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
That show is amazing...so funny.

Also, watch Family Guy at 11:00, every night on Cartoon Network. Family Guy makes the Simpsons look bland and stupid.


We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Mar 10 2004 7:09PM
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SKItheBURG
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family guy's awesome but in no way does it take away from the simpsons which is a classic show.

chappelle's been my favorite comedian for a long time, the show is so damn funny. the dvd is awesome, i love watching all of the stuff from last year, especially the black white supremacist. now everyone watches it because of the rick james episode, it gets annoying hearing everyone at school going, 'i'm rick james bitch!'
Mar 10 2004 7:43PM
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thehellmuth
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hes fyunny as shit



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LITTLE DUCKY SAYS HI!!!!!!!!@@@@I WANT PENIS!!!

well me and my chick were gettin busy at her place when her parents were gone, we were in the basement so she says to go upstairs and get a condom and im naked and i obviously ran to go get it, it was dark as hell too so on my way back downstairs i missed the last 2 steps and fell flat on the ground with an boner, i was so lucky - Lateralis
Mar 10 2004 8:15PM
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strode
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chappelle's been the shit since robin hood men in tights.....all i can say is i've had the same signature on this site since the day i joined



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Mar 10 2004 8:20PM
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joeengel
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im rick james BIATCH

and he really didnt remember....cocaine's a hell of a drug


fuck yo couch nigga fuck yo couch!



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toss your salad outta here
Mar 10 2004 8:25PM
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ATLANTASKI
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best one was the trading spouses............... DAMN WOMAN ive heard of trimmin the hedges but you scorched the earth........ i also learned white ppl dont use washcloths.......... GGGGG Get yo ass in the car laptop? lmao!!!!!!

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 10 2004 8:45PM
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doghoy
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i love that show fuckin' hilarious...!!!
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Mar 10 2004 9:48PM
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jibtastic
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My TiVo records that shit every time its on man. That show is fucking hilarious!
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Mar 11 2004 12:15AM
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yeti
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cock sucking fucking dish net! I no longer get comedy central!!!!
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Mar 11 2004 12:41AM
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jumpman
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I Know Black People-

What is a badonkadonk?
Why do black people like menthol?
What is a loosey?
What is a chickenhead?

The answers to all of these were fucking hilarious.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Mar 11 2004 9:58AM
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linx1983
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we dont got it in my shitty country. damn
'never hide behind the hottest man in you band' Evidence
Mar 11 2004 10:13AM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
yah, whats going on with dish network? last I heard they dont show mtv, comedy central, and a few other stations anymore
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Mar 11 2004 4:10PM
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freeskiing04
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do you know black people
-Ira
Member No. 8857
*Northeast Cult*
Mar 11 2004 4:32PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
that was hilarious even my mom watched it
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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Mar 11 2004 4:35PM
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CTripper
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dats a single cigarette butt you buy from an a-rab.

-chris
Mar 11 2004 8:36PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
anybody see chapelle's version of the real world? so funny
they say i got stupid when i hit my head

do it to it lars! (big tony, heavyweights)
Mar 11 2004 9:11PM
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AJ_concepts
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i liked the prince playing b-ball one, that was great....'want some grapes.....bitches' the rick james one is funny, but there are other funny parts in that skit than 'im rick james bitch!' or how about the commercial where he is on the plane, and the indian doesnt want to get up and go to the bathroom 'no, then white man take my seat and call it manifest destiny!' haha, good stuff, he is a genius
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Mar 11 2004 9:54PM
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jarossamdb7
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recreational use of drugs
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ok
marajuanaa
YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA


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Boycott Ipod!
Mar 11 2004 10:21PM
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huckster989
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WHAAAAAAAT!? OOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKK! YEAAAAAAAAAH!

cocaine is a helluva drug

I'm rick james BITCH


the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Mar 11 2004 10:49PM
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Crystalrossi
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ya that show is so funny, I liked the internet one and any of the keepin it real skits wu-tang! lol
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Mar 11 2004 11:21PM
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doghoy
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spam busters bitch!
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Mar 12 2004 7:30AM
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ScratchCobra66
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Chapelle's show is awesome and so is family guy, but nothing will ever take away from the simpsons, 'ohh man what have i been smoking, Ohh yeah, Pot' and 'Why do they call them fingers, they never fing, ohh there they go.'


-Timothy Stewart Light-


Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.
Mar 12 2004 7:44AM
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