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i am not a penis

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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
BUT... the last lot of cork 3's iv seen in the pics section havent even been close, 98% of them are mistakes..... learn cork 3's and get em stock and smooth my nukkas!!!! its a sick trick, best of luck to all trying it.


Bent Films
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Mar 9 2004 10:09AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
um... ok sure why not...


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
Mar 9 2004 11:34AM
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JibbaJabba
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 8
you are a penis
Mar 9 2004 12:59PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
no he's a COCK








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IT'S AFGHANIMATION!!!
Mar 9 2004 1:14PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
no, he's... right. The problem is that you people are so used to bs that his being right appears to you as a big penis.


Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

Mar 9 2004 1:23PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
anyone else find this thread utterley useless?

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
Mar 9 2004 2:32PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
no I agree. almost every picture of a tucked up 360 with a grab is called a 'cork 3' now. when very few of them are actually corked


yay skiing

Mar 9 2004 2:46PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
true.. very true.. indeed. quite the gay thread.
Mar 9 2004 5:35PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i think that signing on ns.com going to the ski gabber and clicking on a thread called 'i am not a penis' was the best part
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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

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Mar 9 2004 6:43PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yes i too think you are a penis.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Mar 9 2004 9:02PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
i probably could have just posted that under a bad cork 3... so i have been outed... i.. am.. a penis. Thank you, and good day
Bent Films
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Mar 9 2004 9:08PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
well done
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Mar 9 2004 9:09PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
all this talk about penis' is making me horny


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
Mar 9 2004 10:42PM
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huckmynuts
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 10
^^hmmm....gay.....yea i think so


The shit hasnt even begun to hit the fan
Mar 10 2004 5:33AM
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CrazySkiier1686
Posts: 54 - Karma: 10
your a cock sucker
Mar 10 2004 10:48AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
penishead!!!!!!!!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 10 2004 11:08AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
pee pee sucker!

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

Mar 10 2004 12:19PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
schlong



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Mar 10 2004 12:34PM
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huckedmeat
Posts: 175 - Karma: 13
dong
Mar 10 2004 1:09PM
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craigcski
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,187
let a spin be called a spin and leave it at that
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Mar 10 2004 1:23PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
cockerspaniel
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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'
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Mar 10 2004 4:48PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 10
^ that was a good one lol ............. i find this useless but skiers point there tips down and it makes them look off axis its gay hes right BUT HES NOT A PENIS A FUCKING DICK
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Mar 10 2004 8:28PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
lets all be nice
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Mar 10 2004 9:58PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
yea lets....
what would mr. rogers do man





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Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
Mar 10 2004 10:07PM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
skierdude is a horse cock!
Ian
shop kunstadt sports for all your atomic needs!
Mar 10 2004 10:31PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
hahaha the most useless thread i make gets the most responses... yay newschoolers.
Bent Films
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Mar 10 2004 10:47PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
its because its more original than: whats better the PE or the TM, should i go to COC or High North, whats the easiest invert, whats FARP, i hate jonny moseley/ tanner hall/ greg tuffelmire etc.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Mar 10 2004 10:55PM
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