As a warning, I am a little high and riding on some endorphins from sex with the significant other.
ANYWAYS, popcorn, I have come to the realization that microwaveable popcorn is God's way of telling the college student he cares for and loves them.
And, in other news, if God got of his lazy ass and were to get electricity and microwaves to the people that are experiencing food shortages (I am talking, places in Africa and stuff) then world hunger would also be solved.