Replying to Magic the gathering

what the fuck is this shit?
im eating lunch right now, and at every table around me there are like kids playing magic the gathering, after counting them all, there is 35 in total, they all smell bad and are dressed in trenchcoats and have big thick glasses....

two kids just started trading/dealing (i dont know what the fuck they are doing) right at my table, this fucking kid is spilling cards all over my books and shit, and all these guys are talking about cards and past magic the gather matches and laughing about sbhit like "hahah you coud never cast a dicksucking spell on a weevil wobbled fuckstick"

why is this cool? why dont they just play some fucking WOW so they dont have to be all up in my shit with their cards?

/rant